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[That's coming from outside your house, bud.]
[Pretty insistently.]
[Like every three minutes on the dot. You could set your watch by it. He could use the FLUID. But that requires patience. That requires carefully punching in numbers and names with giant metal fingers.]
[So this is it.]
HONK
[That's coming from outside your house, bud.]
[Pretty insistently.]
[Like every three minutes on the dot. You could set your watch by it. He could use the FLUID. But that requires patience. That requires carefully punching in numbers and names with giant metal fingers.]
[So this is it.]
HONK
Edited (i forgot my icon) 2020-07-28 19:34 (UTC)
Text UN: CrescentRose (Sometime after they're both over deathflu's)
clickclickbloom
2020-07-29 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Varian. I know we said all cards on the table. So I have to level with you. You should go upstairs and check your dining room table.
[She managed to sneak in at some point while Fern wasn't around or they had gone into his basement. He'll find Mr.Fluffers and the two haunted dolls he had refused to take from Peter Parker sitting at his table having a a little tea party.
It's totally wholesome and not absolutely terrifying. She swears.
Sorry Varian.]
[She managed to sneak in at some point while Fern wasn't around or they had gone into his basement. He'll find Mr.Fluffers and the two haunted dolls he had refused to take from Peter Parker sitting at his table having a a little tea party.
It's totally wholesome and not absolutely terrifying. She swears.
Sorry Varian.]
Edited 2020-07-29 22:08 (UTC)
[Fern could probably walk down the stairs to Varian's lab, but why bother doing that when texting is so much easier?]
dog you have so many vests
why do you have so many vests
where did you even get them all
[Look, he might've gotten bored and started poking around closets for fun science weaponry okay.]
dog you have so many vests
why do you have so many vests
where did you even get them all
[Look, he might've gotten bored and started poking around closets for fun science weaponry okay.]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
You about ready to go?
I figured we could add in a trip to the library once we finished our run as a treat.
You about ready to go?
I figured we could add in a trip to the library once we finished our run as a treat.
Hey there, Tall, dark and handsome~!
[She scrunches her nose. That doesn't sound right at all.]
Wait. Wait. That doesn't sound right at all.
[Deep breath. Try that again.]
Hey there, short, pale, and twiggy!
No-no. That's like... More accurate but it isn't any better.
[Look. Penny's been reading a lot of weird romance novels lately and Ruby's kind of been stuck listening to it. She thinks it's silly but she's giving it a shot.]
Hey Varian.
[She smiles and gives the camera a thumbs up.]
That's it! That's the one!
Okay. Let's do this!
[She leans in and picks up the Fluid.]
[She scrunches her nose. That doesn't sound right at all.]
Wait. Wait. That doesn't sound right at all.
[Deep breath. Try that again.]
Hey there, short, pale, and twiggy!
No-no. That's like... More accurate but it isn't any better.
[Look. Penny's been reading a lot of weird romance novels lately and Ruby's kind of been stuck listening to it. She thinks it's silly but she's giving it a shot.]
Hey Varian.
[She smiles and gives the camera a thumbs up.]
That's it! That's the one!
Okay. Let's do this!
[She leans in and picks up the Fluid.]
I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
it's about Fern.
it's about Fern.
Video; UN: Feedthebunny | Backdated to after Karaoke Thread
lightthedarkness
2020-08-30 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
And how you answer will cause a certain response from me, fair warning.
And how you answer will cause a certain response from me, fair warning.
[It's... awkward reaching out to a kid for this, but Martin's not sure who else he could ask. Apparently a child is the best option and that's depressing its own way. Needs must.]
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out to you about a potential alchemy project. Shiro had a magical potion that was able to help Jon manage his powers, but it's in limited supply.
I was wondering if there was any way I could pay you to try to replicate Shiro's potion.
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out to you about a potential alchemy project. Shiro had a magical potion that was able to help Jon manage his powers, but it's in limited supply.
I was wondering if there was any way I could pay you to try to replicate Shiro's potion.
Little alchemist. [She chuckled teasingly.] I have a gift for you. I can spare one, perhaps two doses of the moon essence for your research backups. I haven't had much chance to use them prior to this coming month, as I died during the height of things last year, so what I had gained is in storage.
One? Or Two? Shiro's told me you're looking into this.
One? Or Two? Shiro's told me you're looking into this.
I’m sorry. For everything.
[Sitting outside of Varian's door will be a very neatly wrapped BRIGHT baby pink box with a white ribbon. Attached is a little card.]
To Vivi-kun!
To help with restless nights and the fact that you barely sleep at all.
Love,
Usagi! ／(^ x ^)＼
[And should the box be opened, inside is a raccoon kigurumi that lets the wearer have a full, restful night's sleep.]
To Vivi-kun!
To help with restless nights and the fact that you barely sleep at all.
Love,
Usagi! ／(^ x ^)＼
[And should the box be opened, inside is a raccoon kigurumi that lets the wearer have a full, restful night's sleep.]
voice; un; glitch | right after kristoff's network post
glitchinthesystem
2020-09-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
HAVE I BEEN DRINKING BUGS!?
HAVE I BEEN DRINKING BUGS!?
[One day Varian will be getting this in his inbox....]
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern
*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********
algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern
*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********
algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! [The rabbit is excited, Varian, can you tell?]
Edited 2020-09-25 00:07 (UTC)
[After what happened last night, Usagi has been "on edge" to put it mildly. But she does remember what they talked about back in August.]
How much moon essence do you have?
How much moon essence do you have?
Edited 2020-10-01 22:50 (UTC)
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance.
[Maul says this all calmly enough, though there is a certain strain, the kind that comes from someone who is about one straw away from breaking the camel's back and completely losing it.]
[Maul says this all calmly enough, though there is a certain strain, the kind that comes from someone who is about one straw away from breaking the camel's back and completely losing it.]
Edited 2020-10-08 08:14 (UTC)
[Any conflicting feelings she felt about this were going to have to get pushed aside. She knew one of the people she cared about most was in pain and she wasn't about to stand aside.
Hey.
I saw the message about Fern.
I'm sorry.
Is there anything I can do?
Hey.
I saw the message about Fern.
I'm sorry.
Is there anything I can do?
[He had seen that stranger on the Fluids, heard the maniacal levels of crazy in the stranger made his menacing declarations--
And clicked out of the fluids.
With his heart racing and his stomach in knots, he needed to think.
Not long later, he sent Varian a discreet message.]
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need.
[He could go on for hours with condolences, but this was the month where blood ran from the taps and there was no sun.
They needed to pick up and keep moving. Mourn while they walked-- and prepare.
And clicked out of the fluids.
With his heart racing and his stomach in knots, he needed to think.
Not long later, he sent Varian a discreet message.]
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need.
[He could go on for hours with condolences, but this was the month where blood ran from the taps and there was no sun.
They needed to pick up and keep moving. Mourn while they walked-- and prepare.
Edited 2020-10-10 04:10 (UTC)
Voice; UN: Feedthebunny Throughout All of October 1/???
lightthedarkness
2020-10-11 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Varian! It's Usagi, you... probably knew that though.
Oh my god, I hate this so much. I just want a shower but we can't waste water like that I know. OH! But hey, if you need some water, let me know, I've got whole gallons of this stuff. Did you know a gallon is WAY MORE than a liter? American measurements are SO weird!
But you're doing okay, yeah? They weren't kidding about October. I mean, not that I thought they WERE, but it's always different when you experience it for yourself.
Anyway, just, let me know you're safe and if you need anything! I can break in someplace too, no problem.
Oh my god, I hate this so much. I just want a shower but we can't waste water like that I know. OH! But hey, if you need some water, let me know, I've got whole gallons of this stuff. Did you know a gallon is WAY MORE than a liter? American measurements are SO weird!
But you're doing okay, yeah? They weren't kidding about October. I mean, not that I thought they WERE, but it's always different when you experience it for yourself.
Anyway, just, let me know you're safe and if you need anything! I can break in someplace too, no problem.
Debatably good news, asshole.
I 'think' I convinced Maul to dunk his head in the blood lake and drink himself absolutely drunk and stupid.
It turned Michael into a gibbering idiot with just a little bit, so I'm going to hope that the guy with the beam swords is drunk for a week.
In the meantime, I'm going to be locking myself in the library as much as possible.
For now? Not crazy, so let's cross our fingers and keep it that way.
Because apparently I'm one of the ONLY ones right now, and that's...
That's just great.
I 'think' I convinced Maul to dunk his head in the blood lake and drink himself absolutely drunk and stupid.
It turned Michael into a gibbering idiot with just a little bit, so I'm going to hope that the guy with the beam swords is drunk for a week.
In the meantime, I'm going to be locking myself in the library as much as possible.
For now? Not crazy, so let's cross our fingers and keep it that way.
Because apparently I'm one of the ONLY ones right now, and that's...
That's just great.
[There's a rather unhinged sounding Ruby on the other end.]
VARIAN! For the last time, get off your butt and help me put up this banner!
Oh no, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to yell! I-I just really need a hand here and you sitting there isn't helping.
Please.
VARIAN! For the last time, get off your butt and help me put up this banner!
Oh no, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to yell! I-I just really need a hand here and you sitting there isn't helping.
Please.
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