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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Video; UN: Feedthebunny

[lightthedarkness]

VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! [The rabbit is excited, Varian, can you tell?]

video: UN: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[Wow, that's a lot of excitement. Varian offers the screen a small (slightly nervous) smile. ]

You drank an entire jug of coffee?

Video; UN: Feedthebunny

[lightthedarkness]

No! My wound! It's healed! The crystal is gone!

[droptheious]

[Oh! Okay, this is good news, and his smile turns from nervous to genuinely pleased.]

That's great to hear! You haven't had any side effects from it?

[lightthedarkness]

I mean, I'm still anemic [Because how helpful can one transfusion be DAYS later after massive and severe blood?], I think, but that's why I made an appointment with Dr. McCoy.

[droptheious]

I haven't met him. Is he an actual doctor? Because he could probably use one of those here.

[lightthedarkness]

He is! And... um... well, he's a doctor for aliens and humans back in his own home so that's why I was even willing to go to him. [She loves you, Eddie, but seriously, her Lunarian physiology is not something she really likes discussing with just anyone and everyone.]

Alice recommended him to me.

[droptheious]

Well that's useful. I bet he'll get a lot of work here. I' glad you've found someone who might be able to help you.

[lightthedarkness]

Me too. You know, you'd like him a lot. [He's as grumpy as Varian is.]

[droptheious]

Yeah? What's he like? [Grumpy, Varian, he's grumpy.]

[lightthedarkness]

An older, grumpier version of you. All science, no nonsense, but secretly very sweet. [Usagi thinks everyone is secretly sweet, so that means nothing.]

[droptheious]

I'm not grumpy.

[He says, grumpily.]

But cool. He sounds like a good guy. Exactly the sort of doctor we need here.

[lightthedarkness]

You're right, you're not grumpy. You're the grumpiest, Vivi.

He IS a good guy.

[droptheious]

I AM NOT!

[Honey. Honey please.]

I'm glad. Has he got a good idea on how to handle the crystal thing?

[lightthedarkness]

Oh... no, no one has a good handle on that except me. But! He does know pretty much everything else, I even got a transfusion! And apparent some of the crystal is on my organs and ribs... THAT part I didn't know but it makes sense.

[droptheious]

I guess it does, given where it was growing from.

[Still, that puts him a little at ease.]

But if he understands it a little better, than that means you can get help quicker, right? Things won't get as bad next time?

[lightthedarkness]

As far as I'm concerned, there won't BE a next time. That's the first time I ever got that hurt, even fighting Father didn't injure me like that, he was only able to destroy my wings.

[droptheious]

Okay. Just so you know I'm saving this conversation as evidence in case this happens again.

Especially if this is possible-future-fight is one you can avoid but you don't on account of you being you.

[lightthedarkness]

Ah! What is THAT supposed to mean! What do you mean "on account of you being you!"

[droptheious]

I think you know exactly what that means.

[lightthedarkness]

I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!

[droptheious]

Uh huh. So you wouldn't go racing into danger to save people at the drop of a hat?

[lightthedarkness]

Ah- Well... I mean... OF COURSE I WOULD. But if they're IN DANGER and I have the ability to SAVE THEM, then I SHOULD. You don't see someone hurt or in danger and do nothing, Varian!

[droptheious]

[Yeah, he fuckin' called it. ]

Uh huh. And lo. My point is made.

[lightthedarkness]

Don't pretend for one second you wouldn't ALSO run to help someone if they needed help.