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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
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USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
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USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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But seriously, this is great. I'll bake you something once October's over and we can get some ingredients.
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or at least i can help you out
it would be fun
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[It's going to be a lot of extra effort when the time comes, but he's not aware he'll be down a leg. He does make a mental note to try Ferncakes again, that would be nice- now Fern can actually eat them.]
But yeah, you can help. It'll be a lot of fun. You can pick whatever flavours you like.
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we definitely gotta do chocolate something
have you tried chocolate and peanut butter?
[His mind is already racing with ideas.]
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no
actually maybe it is?
i've never thought about how you make it
it's like something you spread on toast
think jam but peanuts
you know there's a Nut Kingdom back home and Peanut Princess but i've never thought about this
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But peanuts.
I'm not convinced that sounds all that tasty, Fern. And of course, there's a Nut Kingdom. Why wouldn't there be a Nut Kingdom?
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how are smooshed peanuts not convincing? geez you're picky
well i think it's technically a duchy
it's part of the Candy Kingdom
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...Of course, it is. Are all foodstuffs Kingdoms? Genuinely curious.
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so i think i can argue for it
no
just the Candy Kingdom
and the Breakfast Kingdom
and the Grocery Kingdom
and the Wildberry Kingdom
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Okay, see I can understand some of those but what is a GROCERY Kingdom? Like the Hart Mart? Is it like the Hart Mart, Fern?
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what no that's a grocery store
this is a whole kingdom
of groceries
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Like. Bread and milk? In packages?
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well yeah
there's also an ice cream peninsula
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...
I'm.
Actually, I think I'm just gonna go lie down in a dark room and not think about this.
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i think it's more fun to leave it to your imagination
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But I don't know how they work.
So I'm going to have to leave it to your imagination.
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can't leave something to my imagination if i don't know what you're talking about dude
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those weird things in the future that are popular
i think it's pronounced 'meeem' which makes no sense at all
little pictures with captions on
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i'd ask if you just made them up to mess with me but honestly they don't sound sciency enough
[Also from those texts Varian sounds almost offended by them.]
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The future is dumb.
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[Nope. Nope. Can't go there.]
[Give him a few minutes to try and retry a few more replies that sound less awkward.]
crazy
it's crazy
you sound like an old man
[Nailed it.]
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It took you a long time to type the word 'crazy'.
And technically, if we're looking at actual Earth timescales here, I'm about 146 years old, give or take a few years. SO~
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