droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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laminae: (heh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ha ha it's a very serious and important quest
laminae: (eyy mushroom)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
geez you don't have to if it's going to be too much effort
or at least i can help you out
it would be fun
laminae: (kill them all)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-13 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
cool!
we definitely gotta do chocolate something
have you tried chocolate and peanut butter?


[His mind is already racing with ideas.]
laminae: (uhhh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
what
no



actually maybe it is?
i've never thought about how you make it
it's like something you spread on toast
think jam but peanuts


you know there's a Nut Kingdom back home and Peanut Princess but i've never thought about this
Edited 2020-10-13 22:11 (UTC)
laminae: (yes HELLO I am dog)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
smooshed peanuts!
how are smooshed peanuts not convincing? geez you're picky

well i think it's technically a duchy
it's part of the Candy Kingdom
laminae: (ear)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
well jam and mashed potatoes and hamburger are delicious
so i think i can argue for it

no
just the Candy Kingdom
and the Breakfast Kingdom
and the Grocery Kingdom
and the Wildberry Kingdom
laminae: (heh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-15 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
hah see put a little faith in me sometime

what no that's a grocery store
this is a whole kingdom
of groceries
laminae: (big questions)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
by not thinking the food i'm gonna suggest you try is weird to start with

well yeah
there's also an ice cream peninsula
laminae: (yeah killin evil)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-16 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
hah hah well after that i'm definitely NOT going to explain the Grocery Kingdom

i think it's more fun to leave it to your imagination
laminae: (uhhh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
uh those whats?
can't leave something to my imagination if i don't know what you're talking about dude
laminae: (heh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
never heard of them
i'd ask if you just made them up to mess with me but honestly they don't sound sciency enough


[Also from those texts Varian sounds almost offended by them.]
laminae: (oh boy)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-10-18 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
your crankiness is really c

[Nope. Nope. Can't go there.]



[Give him a few minutes to try and retry a few more replies that sound less awkward.]

crazy
it's crazy
you sound like an old man


[Nailed it.]

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