droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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owllady: (Default)

Potion time: at Varian's house, late November

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eda touches down in front of the odd looking house. It has the right number on it, so she must be in the right spot. This is her kind of house. She wishes her house was like this, but it's still falling apart. She's only managed to enchant her door so far. The rest needs more concentration than she has this month.

That's a nice tower.

She wants to steal that tower.

With a wry smile, she knocks on the door
]
owllady: (huh | cross arms | idea)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-21 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ready to learn how to keep myself from turning into a monster, sure.

[ Eda follows after him, looking around at the house ] How's the leg?
owllady: (annoyed | neutral | scared | grimace)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-21 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah. You got that right. Don't really want it ever, personally.

[ She trails behind him with a little frown. ]

How long's that gonna take? You we can take Owlbert down these stairs.
owllady: (huh | look | neutral)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-22 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so. [ She points out. She isn't actually mad about the slow pace. Her body is still tired all the time from this stupid Deathflu. ]

See, in my world, potions are magic. I was a potions major. On paper.
owllady: (huh | look | neutral)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. I'm alright at them. This one... takes a lot, back home. [ There's a reason she never made it herself, even though she has a potions business. It's hard and takes forever, and the ingredients are expensive and hard to find on her own. And she had an agreement with the potions guy. ]

Hm, alright. I just care that it keeps me from getting feathery.
owllady: (huh | what | big eyes)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bleh, science talk. Eda tunes him out, looking around the lab.

She was a nerd once, but never this kind of nerd. She likes the more practical magic. She likes learning things so she can use it.

She tunes back in when he stops talking and blinks at him.
] Uh... huh? Extract-a-what?
owllady: (annoyed | tired | explain)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Was any of it important? [ Eda asks with a shrug of her shoulder. ] Just show me the recipe. I got this.
owllady: (three | annoyed | flat)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eda nods her head, looking at the piece of paper ] Yeah, this is why I never did this. This looks hard. [ She grimaces ] I can handle big words, but not big words for big words sake. There's gotta be a better word for "triglyceride."
Edited 2020-11-28 20:51 (UTC)
owllady: (tease | point | smile)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-29 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Cat is a pretty easy word, kid. [ Eda laughs, leaning on her staff. ] Let's get to making this thing! I want to see this science thing you keep going on about.
owllady: (annoyed | neutral | scared | grimace)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-11-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, triglyceride. [ Is that going to be Varian's new nickname?

Yes. Yes it is.

She listens, more raptly this time, to his instructions, and grimaces.
] A whole hour? Ugh. Okay. I can do that. Maybe I should just have had you do it
owllady: (huh | what | look | talk)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-12-01 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
What? [ Casually not hearing that question ]

Ugh, fine. I'll learn it. You got any back up for me while I figure it out? Wouldn't want to bite ya.
owllady: (annoyed | tired)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-12-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Great. That's just what I want to hear. [ Eda sighs, looking down at the instructions. ] Guess I got my work cut out of me. At least there's not much else to do here.
owllady: (idea | smile | mischief)

[personal profile] owllady 2020-12-03 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eda snorts a laugh ] Sure. Comforting. [ She claps him on the back, probably too hard because she forgets that he only has one leg. ] I'll try it out. I used to be good at this stuff. I'm just... rusty. Yep.

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