droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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justoscar: (strong)

Early October, after the Maul post | Voice | un: pinecone

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He had seen that stranger on the Fluids, heard the maniacal levels of crazy in the stranger made his menacing declarations--

And clicked out of the fluids.

With his heart racing and his stomach in knots, he needed to think.

Not long later, he sent Varian a discreet message.]


I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need.

[He could go on for hours with condolences, but this was the month where blood ran from the taps and there was no sun.

They needed to pick up and keep moving. Mourn while they walked-- and prepare.
Edited 2020-10-10 04:10 (UTC)
justoscar: (blush)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't, honestly... but if you tell me a little about him I can keep an eye out for you? With the Fluids acting up, we need as many helping as we can get.

[A frustrated sigh was audible over the feed. So many people were in trouble-- but he just didn't know what to do.]
justoscar: (nervous)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-14 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
We have...

[Quickly, not trusting the Fluids to not give out, Oscar jotted down the name and address so he could search them out himself.]

I, Uh... I did something stupid already, [He confessed, sounding a little embarrassed over the field trip in search for livestock feed that had ended up with him having a dislocated knee. Fortunately, his Aura was already working on the worst of the damage... a brace and some crutches were all he needed to be mobile.]

That means I'm slower than normal, but I'll find a way to check on him for you Varian. You have my word.

[And, unlike the wizard he knew he would inevitably merge with, he planned to keep that word.]
justoscar: (consideration)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I got messed up looking for food for Shortcake, but it's fine. Just... a hurt knee.

[A dislocated knee that he currently had braced-- along with orders to use a set of crutches to get around from Oz himself.]

Look, Varian. I'll have someone else come along, but even hurt I'm still a bit harder to take down than you are. Plus I found this coat in my basket... and usually the stuff that comes in the baskets are helpful, right?
justoscar: (adult fear)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-17 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
If things are as a bad as everyone is saying, we'll probably pick someone's house for everyone to stay at like we did in July. It's hard to have too many problems when there's six licensed hunstmen and huntresses under one roof.
justoscar: (consideration)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-18 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
... No, you're right to be worried. This is Ruby we're talking about.
justoscar: (flustered)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't either-- but I don't know how we're going to keep her grounded if everything gets as bad as we're being told it will.

She's been through a lot already...
justoscar: (bwuh)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then let's find a way to carry some of the stuff for her.

[The suggestion was made in a quiet yet resolute tone.]

Varian... if there's trouble, will you help me help her?
justoscar: (flustered)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Try as she wants, she can't take all of our stuff.

[He thought of his situation with Oz. He thought of Varian and whatever issues the young Alchemist had that Oscar was not yet aware of.]

Which is gonna be the big problem if we're not careful...

...to be honest, I'm not sure anyone can handle her on their own. Ruby has a lot, but that's not bad. We just have to make sure she doesn't walk alone.
justoscar: (peppy)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-10-31 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
It really is.

[Oscar sighed, relieved to have that weight off his shoulders. Ruby really did make an excellent pick with Varian-- and, while a part of him twinged with jealousy, he was honestly happy for the two of them.

Hopefully they would be good for each other.]


...Thanks,

[He said, a small smile in his tone.]

I feel better knowing there's someone else we can trust here.
justoscar: (quiet)

[personal profile] justoscar 2020-11-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
We will.

Let's keep in touch. It'll be better if we all try to work together.