 "un/finished") |
FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
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USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
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USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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It's a good thing Varian decided to take the easy route on this because Glitch might have resorted to the exact methods he outlined. So, at Ruby's instruction, Glitch does pick up some of the books and journals that Varian had been writing in.
He reaches out to the chemistry set with his hand and thankfully there's bits of metal and pieces all holding everything together. He lifts a hand and with it the small set raises, best not to lift all of Varian's set up upstairs. ]
Nope. You're reallllly not, Varian.
[ And Glitch takes the lead floating the chemistry set up in front of him. But as he passes Ruby, he gives her a small; ]
Thanks. [ Before continuing ]
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But that's why she couldn't give up on him now, it just highlighted that he really needed their help at the moment. She keeps a strong face up for all their sakes.]
You can come back down when you've got some rest. I promise.
[It's not exactly the more reassuring promise but she had meant.
She looked over to Glitch and gave him a faint smile and a nod as she continued to carry Varian up the stairs and toward the toward.]
Anytime.
First time getting a look at the tower from the inside. That should be fun, right?
[Don't mind her trying to look on the brightside.]
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I'm holding you to that.
[Does sitting in a corner ignoring everyone and working instead of sleeping count as rest? He's sure going to count that as rest. Ruby didn't qualify what "rest" was, which means he gets to decide what it is.
He stays dangling there, not really able to escape. He's struggling to find the bright side, everything's awful and it's just getting worse. He hasn't felt like this since July. He hates it a lot.]
I guess.
[His tone is subdued, deeply unhappy. He's not after fun of any kind right now. He just wants to be left alone to grieve- in a really unhealthy way, he knows. But it's the only way he can think of handling it without falling to pieces right now. ]
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Going upstairs with the floating materials, Glitch ascends to the tower and only looks back every so often. Varian was clearly more of a mess than him and Ruby well.
He's guessing she has to keep it together even more so. Considering her and Fern's turbulent relationship. When he reaches the door to the tower he opens it up and the chemistry set goes to the corner of the room.
Stepping in, he already plunks down a pile of pillows they have near the couches. Already he can feel the effects of the room on his own mind.]
Fuuuuuuck....now if only this place had endless food and water we wouldn't need to leave. [ Because best focus on that then the awful right now. ]
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I know you will.
[Her heart sinks knowing how hard this must be for him. The thoughts of him showing up in front of her house the last time Fern died play fresh in her mind. She wishes she could do to ease his pain but the words are lost on her at the moment.
She offers Glitch the best smile she can manage when he opens the door. She was doing her best to keep it together for their sake, letting the drama get the better of her wasn't going to help this situation in the slightest.
She looks around the tower with a hint with a little bit of wonder, a little weight felt like it was being lifted off her shoulders as she stepped in.]
That would be great. We should have brought the pantry from Clover's over here. Would have been a better idea in the long run.
[She carries Varian over toward the couch closest to Glitch and plops him down on it with as much care as she can. She sits down beside him. She's not sure how long he'll be there with his current mood but there was only so much she could really do to stop him at the moment.]
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Once he's plopped onto the couch he does, at least, stay there. He pulls his legs up, resting his chin on his knees, hugging his arms around his legs for some self-comfort. The desire to shut down and turn inwards for the rest of the day is a pretty strong one- but he knows that really wouldn't be fair for Ruby or Glitch. ]
Clover doesn't come across as the sort of person who eats food other people would find tasty. Or edible, really.
[It's a joke at your uncle/dad's expense but at least it's an attempt at a joke even if he sounds pretty miserable. ]
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Shit talk parents. Glitch does give a shrug to Varian's comment though. ]
I dunno. I don't think his cooking is that bad. I've had some and it's pretty edible to me.
[ Says the boy who ate flour on his first day here. He does look over to Ruby. ]
What's in that pantry anyways?
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She does a half snort half scoff at both his and Glitch's comments.]
I mean it's edible if you like weird kegan veto non food stuff. I've seen Glitch eat a full head of lettuce before so that tracks.
[She means vegan and keto, but she doesn't keep track of that health food stuff.]
But Varian's right. Which is why I took matters into my own hands. Uncle Qrow spends a lot of time over there and I have to go check in from time to time too. So we asked Sodder to get him a pantry that never runs out of snacks. It's the perfect reason to go over there.
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[He might be teetering on the edge of another depression spiral, but he sure didn't forget THAT little gem to share with the class. He's about to ask what vegan keto means because both of those terms are alien to him when she brings that up. ]
...Um. Aren't they married? They're together right? You said they were both your uncles? Wouldn't Qrow just... live there?
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[ Yeah, he totally won this...
no, no he didn't he's been thoroughly embarrassed and needs revenge. Which in fact...he produces two of the ration bars he has from home from his bag.]
Here. Try these. If you're brave enough. [ And he goes to throw them in their faces.
However, he does look between the two of them. ]
Wait, you think Clover is boning down with Qrow? I thought his mind was solely focused on enforcing rules and being stressed.
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[She doesn't care that he hasn't seen lettuce or ranch before. He should have known better.
She catches the ration bar and immediately rips open the package and practically devours it in one go. No matter how bad it tastes it still manages to go down.]
Huh... Okay yeah. That's bad. But it's only about as bad as anything Clover ears.
[She looks between both Varian and Glitch confused for a second the gears turning in her little head.]
Uncles? Wait. I thought I just made that slip in group chat with the Yang and them. When else have I said? They're not married.
At least I don't think they're married.
...Oh my god what if they're married!?
They didn't invite me to the wedding!?
[...And then a pause before she looks to Glitch.]
It is! As far as I can tell.
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[Well, Glich does, obviously. He catches one of the ration bars, pulling a face.]
Glitch, why do you still have these?
[But then it turns into uncle confusion and Varian wonders if he got the wrong end of the stick.]
But Yang said uncle Clover back in that festival- and I know Qrow is your uncle? So I thought... well, isn't that nice for them? Is that- is that not a thing? Are they not a thing?
Also, I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed if they got married in your from home group at some point, Ruby. There's like, a billion of you.
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They came with me and I'm not going to waste food even if it's awful. Also because I wanted to subject someone to the awful food of home.
[ Though he can't help but look at Ruby with a raised brow at her ensuing freak out. Yup. Clearly, Ruby hadn't thought of this scenario and Varian also seemed surprised. Either way Glitch shrugs. ]
Well. I guess it makes sense why they'd be boning. Your uncle Qrow seems to be made of pure stress. Maybe that's why Clover likes him, he just has to go down on stressed out old men.
[ Why is he making this worse?
Mainly because they all needed to focus on something aside from Fern being dead. ]
Anyways, I doubt they're married. Clover would be horrible at hiding it. He'd probably make an album or something and post it on the network.
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Well mission accomplished, your world makes everything taste like gross gym food-Blegggggh!
[Ruby makes like a half disgusted face at the idea of Qrow and Clover doing... whatever boning entails and the comment about her Uncle.]
Uh-excuse you. My Uncle is not made of pure stress! He's just- Really worried about the people around him, it's different. He cares and he wears it on his sleeve.
Like can we please stop talking about it like that? We're talking about my uncle.
[She glances back over to Varian and raises a brow.]
She did? Wait- Was this back in August? When we were turning into kids because of the weird food. We called a lot of people uncles that weekend. B-but I don't think it's a thing? Or at least they haven't said anything about it?
Oh god... What if they're being like Yang and Blake about all this. That- Maybe they're working to be a thing?
[Her expression becomes a bit more stern and thoughtful as she tries to put the pieces together.]
Yeah... There are a lot of us here, honestly didn't expect that. Sodder must really like us, but they definitely wouldn't be able to get a wedding past us unless they just like did a shot gun wedding or something.
[There's a snort.]
Well if we go raid the place for snacks we can always look around and see if there's an album? And if he hasn't posted it to the network than we always beat him to the punch.
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[He's going to pocket it. So there.]
Glitch has got a point, though. Qrow is really stressed all the time.
[Dragging Ruby's uncle(s) is a lot easier than focusing on Fern. It's better than letting the horrible all-consuming darkness in about that again. If Qrow and Clover are the voodoo doll they need to stick pins in to deal with this better, then so be it.]
I don't know what a shotgun wedding is, but I yeah, they probably couldn't do that stealthily. I just assumed it was a thing from back home. Guess not?
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[ Because if Varian knows him well enough by now, Glitch would not be above doing that. Really at this point it's friend pranking.
Though he does look to Ruby and shakes his head with something of a chuckle. ]
See, Varian agrees. Heart on his sleeve and worried about everyone says stressed out all the time to me.
[ He leans back though in his seat and despite Ruby asking him to stop talking about the boning bit he does contemplate the two actually together. ]
Honestly, if they were to do a wedding I'm pretty sure one of them would feel too guilty leaving you out of it Ruby, so. If it happens you're likely the first to know.
[ However, that is something he never thought of when it was mentioned. How many people from the world of Remnant there were... ]
Actually...I wonder why that is. I mean, it seems like some people show up from the same world and know each other and others are just fucking alone the whole time.
Think Sodder has a bias or it's random?
cw: very indirect reference to alcoholism and death.
[She rubs at the back her head hearing the comment on Qrow.]
O-okay. Maybe. He's- he's got a lot going on. Both here and at home, we all do. He's learning a new way to handle it, because his old way wasn't really working. It's complicated but he's trying.
[She feels her shoulders slump a little at Varian's comment and her eyes drift over to look at her feet.]
No-It's not a thing from back home. Or well it's not going to be that at home.
I-
I just don't think it's going to work out back at home. But I'm glad they've got each other here.
[That's as close as she come to outright saying it as she can here. There was enough going on without her talking about someone from her world being dead here.
She forces up a smile and focuses on the next topic.]
I don't know. She's the one pulling us all in, right? So it would have to a bias, I guess. I don't know what it is about my world that she likes so much but she apparently likes me and my friends a lot.
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[He knows this is just encouraging the madness but he's not about to back down, either, so here they are.]
It's not? Why? Is it... is it something they don't allow or something? From what you've told me, Remnant is a lot more tolerant than... most places.
[Certainly more so than Corona, anyway.]
I honestly don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
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Maybe I'll mash it in your food.
[ Either way, he looks over to Ruby as she says that. He quirks a brow not really understanding her meaning. New way to handle it? The old way? ]
What exactly did he do?
[ But, he does purse his lips at that. ]
Here's hoping it's only your friends that show up here, Ruby. I don't want to meet any of your enemies.