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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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text : un: mcbloodpuncher

[hairess]

okay

not to put you on the spot

but

two quick questions:

-are you eating daily
-how many people know about the decay incatation

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

[...Oh wow, these are absolutely two questions he doesn't want to answer.]

1. I eat something daily

[What that "something" comprises of and if it could be called an actual meal is not disclosed.]

2. Not a LOT of people? Though there was this thing that happened in June where people could watch some of our memories and you saving my dad was one of them. So some people have SEEN it?

...Why?

1/2

[hairess]

[ That's tough because she's going to deal with her problems by dealing with yours instead! ]

I've been to your house, Varian. Ruby and Oscar already said you miss meals and hide in your lab.

[hairess]

Really?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I wonder if that's why someone I met in town uh

he was nice but at the same time I couldn't talk to him without feeling like he was

afraid of me, like I was going to hurt him.

[droptheious]

[BETRAYAL!!!!]

I'm not hiding I'm working. I've spent two months trying to make enough antidote for this place to try and save people from going crazy and turning into monsters and when I'm not doing that, I'm trying to figure out a way out of here that works for everyone and gives them a choice. It's not easy, Rapunzel.

[And there he is, trying to prove something to... someone. Himself, at this point, probably. Trying to be enough. ]

It wasn't the worst memory that people saw.

[And he'll leave that there.]

I don't think anyone saw that who'd react like that. What was his name?

[hairess]

[ Not so fast! ]

Varian I can't say I understand and maybe I'm worrying too much but I can't let you burn out. Showing up here thinking I just saw you the other day and finding all this out is a lot.

But you know what, one of the first things I learned coming here? A lot of people know you, and like you. I've never been more proud to be known as "Varian's friend."

[ Anyway, before that has a chance to air out- ]

Martin. He was nice just

Yeah.

[droptheious]

I did warn you there was a lot. I've been here for a long time. A lot has happened.

[And some days the cracks in resolve are bigger than others. He wants to do SO MUCH, to undo the damage he did back home, the damage he did here. He knows, deep down, he doesn't really need to do it. His loved ones tell him that on the regular, but it's a bad habit he's not quite been able to break yet.

And then Rapunzel says that and he's really glad this is over text. So she can't see him catch himself on that, the little wrench in his chest. Oh. The little '...'s' float on the screen for a short while. He's having a moment, he's fine. He's only crying on the inside, it's fine.]

Thank you. That means a lot. ore than a lot.

[More than he can put into words, but at least Rapunzel is aware of that.]

Oh. I talked to Martin about it. He's a magical researcher and was curious about what I was looking into. I was telling him about the Demanitus Scroll. It followed me here, by the way. I had it with me the last time I was home.

[After Cass kidnapped him which, yeesh, gotta tell her about that too. Fun. ]

I'm sorry. If I knew you would have shown up I wouldn't have told him anything. But honestly, I'd given up on anyone from home turning up at that point.