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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
) |
FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
) |
USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
) |
USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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but you need to promise not to take it apart
genuinely
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i know you will want to take it out and try to replicate it
but believe me
this is technology from hundreds of years in your future
and the guy who made it made sure that if anything was tampered it either turned into acid (so you'd have to buy more to heal your acid burns) or self-destructed and became useless red goop
so you can either have a shot that could save your life or someone else's
or fuck it up
and if you do it and try to tell me "but fucking things up is what i'm good at" i will make good on my promise to kick your skinny little shrimp ass into next YEAR
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Anyway, as much of a challenge as that is, I'm not about to pass up something that can actually heal people here. Given how... unpredictable healing magic here is at the best of times and all.
I promise I won't mess with it. And I don't make promises lightly.
[Because of the whole broken promise leading to him losing his shit and destroying half his kingdom thing.]
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corporations have wiped out entire cities of civilians for lesser reasons
it's just how it is
good
i'll drop it off
you need any food, shrimpy?
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Great. And I'm fine, believe it or not I am actually capable of going food shopping.
[He just sucks at remembering to cook and eat it.]
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people's lives become number and that's that
alright
leave the door open and put the kettle on
i'll show you how to use it
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Will do. I'll disable all the traps, so you've got a free run inside.
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i'll have fun
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You weirdo.
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[only... she will. she really will. you don't have the power amara has and use it without care without breaking a few eggs.
or... traps.]
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[But as promised, he has left his traps armed. So she can have the delight of a few alchemy bombs being thrown her way and also Spider-Bot trundling its way at her, launching fire balls. Fun!]
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it's going pretty well!
then she gets swiped into a wall and crawls towards varian's door, thumping on it. the damage is not too great; she mostly just has some basic bitch lacerations and a black eye. looks delighted, though.]
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...You look like you enjoyed yourself.
[He peers around her.]
You didn't break Spiderbot, did you? I've tried giving it a harder casing since Ruby broke it last time.
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[she turns, looking back. there's a piece of metal lodged in the thick leather of her jacket-- didn't break the skin, by the lack of blood.]
It's unconscious. I think. Can robots be unconscious?
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[Because...you know, rehab, and all that. He clears his throat, pointing at the metal in question.]
No, they can't and uh- Amara? You- you got a thing?
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[amara is very flexible with murder, though. she's no the best person to take advice from on this.]
Huh? A what?
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[Because he sure isn't. He's gonna... reach up and take it -at least it didn't break the skin? Yay? He'll show it to her like... hey, look at this thing that nearly pieced your body. ]
Some metal? In your baaaaaaaaaack?
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[she sounds absolutely unbothered by this fact; the statement of someone who knows how it works in her own world.]
Huh? Oh. Can you pull it out? Shit, I hope it's not in my spine.
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[What he probably should say is "might wanna not stab people in the first place" but she knows about his checkered past now, so there's really no point in going to the extra effort of pretending murder is an option he's never considered. ]
I hope it's not in your spine either. If I end up paralyzing you, I'm stating right here and now that I'm not taking the fall for it.
[He's just gonna reach out to give the piece of metal a yank. Hey, at least it's just in her jacket, right? ]
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[which isn't implying that she's thought of doing something to someone out of their sight before, nope (yes it is).]
I'm pretty sure I know what metal shrapnel in a bone feels like... [she flinches when he yanks it out, reaching behind her to feel and... no skin broken! looks like the jacket did its job.] That's a no on paralysis. Right! Let's get this little lesson done.
[awfully cheerful for almost dying.]
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[He also definitely hasn't been thinking about that. For sure hasn't got a whole ass-poison he's creating in his lab to not-murder the woman who wants Ruby dead. No sir.
He heaves outa breath, nodding and turning to go inside the house. He's taking the metal with him- you never know when you need metal.]
Yes, please, preferably with a little less shrapnel.
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[she follows, peeking over to see what exactly it was that almost killed her.]
There's no shrapnel involved, don't worry. I mean, unless you use it to heal a shrapnel wound. Those are nasty. You ever seen one?
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[Ah, the greatest meet-cute story ever told. Explosions. He grimaces a little.]
Uh... no, I haven't. So the healing agent can heal just about anything huh?
[Look, if he's not allowed to take it apart then he at least wants to ask QUESTIONS about it.]
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