droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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phaseflex: (just    because we can)

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[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-06-28 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
hey weirdo i have something for you
but you need to promise not to take it apart
genuinely
phaseflex: (and     not a plan)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-06-29 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
it's a healing agent
i know you will want to take it out and try to replicate it
but believe me
this is technology from hundreds of years in your future
and the guy who made it made sure that if anything was tampered it either turned into acid (so you'd have to buy more to heal your acid burns) or self-destructed and became useless red goop
so you can either have a shot that could save your life or someone else's
or fuck it up

and if you do it and try to tell me "but fucking things up is what i'm good at" i will make good on my promise to kick your skinny little shrimp ass into next YEAR
phaseflex: (it takes a dedicated hand)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-06-30 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
that was the point
corporations have wiped out entire cities of civilians for lesser reasons
it's just how it is

good
i'll drop it off
you need any food, shrimpy?
phaseflex: (and     not a plan)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-02 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
that's capitalism for you
people's lives become number and that's that

alright
leave the door open and put the kettle on
i'll show you how to use it
phaseflex: (i aim to break not one)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-04 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
leave the traps on
i'll have fun
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[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
cool. i'll try not to do too much damage.

[only... she will. she really will. you don't have the power amara has and use it without care without breaking a few eggs.

or... traps.]
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[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-05 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[she may have assumed this would be easier than it actually would be. she ends up with at least two of the alchemy bombs smacking directly into her face and exploding, though manages to avoid the others. the spider bot fireballs are the same thing that some of the robots back home do, so she manages to avoid most of those.

it's going pretty well!

then she gets swiped into a wall and crawls towards varian's door, thumping on it. the damage is not too great; she mostly just has some basic bitch lacerations and a black eye. looks delighted, though.]
phaseflex: <user name="professordipshit" site="tumblr"> (you can have my heart)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You could do with more knives, but yes. I had a good time.

[she turns, looking back. there's a piece of metal lodged in the thick leather of her jacket-- didn't break the skin, by the lack of blood.]

It's unconscious. I think. Can robots be unconscious?
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[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-08 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't count if it's in self-defense.

[amara is very flexible with murder, though. she's no the best person to take advice from on this.]

Huh? A what?
phaseflex: (i am a rock on top of the sand)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-10 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Some court's gonna need to try me for several hundred counts of murder if it isn't.

[she sounds absolutely unbothered by this fact; the statement of someone who knows how it works in her own world.]

Huh? Oh. Can you pull it out? Shit, I hope it's not in my spine.
phaseflex: (amidst the hands)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-11 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If they don't see anything happen they won't take action.

[which isn't implying that she's thought of doing something to someone out of their sight before, nope (yes it is).]

I'm pretty sure I know what metal shrapnel in a bone feels like... [she flinches when he yanks it out, reaching behind her to feel and... no skin broken! looks like the jacket did its job.] That's a no on paralysis. Right! Let's get this little lesson done.

[awfully cheerful for almost dying.]
phaseflex: (you got to want to be a battering ram)

[personal profile] phaseflex 2020-07-14 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Should be clear if their dispensing of justice is immediate, no?

[she follows, peeking over to see what exactly it was that almost killed her.]

There's no shrapnel involved, don't worry. I mean, unless you use it to heal a shrapnel wound. Those are nasty. You ever seen one?

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