droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I'll be alright)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-12 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She gave a small nod and leaned back.]

I can't remember... is the hospital... actually a good place to go or evil? [Was she going to need a transfusion? Was it necessary?]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (No no I'm fine)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-13 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah no, I mean, I dunno, how serious is extreme blood loss after a few days? [Because THAT wasn't a worrying comment or anything.]

Actually, I need a second favor. I... pretty much destroyed Syaoran Li's couch with... all my blood. I don't suppose you have a seriously strong stain remover? [Usagi doesn't know how to stop taking care of other people when she's injured to no end.]
Edited 2020-09-13 02:50 (UTC)
lightthedarkness: (Usagi)(Luna) (Ugh too early)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... oh no, no I haven't been bleeding for DAYS Varian, the wound is all sealed up.

No, I just... lost a whole lot the day of since the monsters bit out my side, ya know? So we can be concerned for his couch. I'm fine. [She's not fine. Usagi Tsukino should be banned from saying that phrase.]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Little cutie)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-18 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She waved a dismissive hand, smiling.]

There were more important things were going on. I'm sure it's fine now. [She may be slightly anemic... WHO KNOWS! Not her! But sometimes, yeah, Usagi takes... REAL bad care of herself in an attempt to take care of everyone else first.] I'm fine-.... ish!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Empty inbox)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-20 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Same reason you do, Varian. You don't like worrying your loved ones.]

It- I will go when I need to. I don't need to, I haven't fainted [NOT a great scale to function off of.] and I haven't had many dizzy spells. [Also NOT a great scale to use.] And the pain is... manageable. But I'm fine, it's crystallized. My crystal will heal me because that's what it does.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi)(Chibi Chibi) (She was lonely as well)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-23 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She... very, very, very carefully, gathered Varian into arms and rested her forehead on his shoulder.]

Thank you for worrying about me... I'm sorry I made you worry. I hate doing that to my precious people.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I understand)

Wrap?

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2020-09-25 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hopefully you won't need to keep worrying about me, I'm on orders for bed rest for weeks, so can't get into trouble that way, yeah?