droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


code by [community profile] cawaii
laminae: (bird)

text; un: fern

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-22 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[One day Varian will be getting this in his inbox....]

A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern

*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********

algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
laminae: (bonding)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-23 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
wow you're really going for it huh
it could mean that the word math is just losing its meaning
you ever think of that

you're welcome by the way
there's a ton more so i'll keep on sending these
laminae: (big questions)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-24 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
what’s tragic is how wrong you are, dude
you really gotta face facts one day and admit math is boring

no problem it was kind of fun

uh like balls

laminae: (nnnnope)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-25 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i am never going to do that and you can never make me

yeppp any other questions i can answer as awkward as humanly possible?
laminae: (yeah killin evil)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-26 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
nooo way dude
i should be the one saying all that
one day you're gonna see math isn't the be all end all
it'll be an incredibly disappointing day for you but you don't have to worry because i'll be there





to tell you i told you so :)

great cool
laminae: (:x)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-26 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
whoops sorry, it's the second most be-all end-all, behind science

wow confetti huh
that's awfully confident of you
aren't you afraid of getting all worked up only to have your hopes totally dashed?
laminae: (heh)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-26 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
dang dude you've shot straight over confident and into overconfident
it's going to make you being wrong all that more fun for me
but it'll be pretty rough for you
so i'm feeling kind of torn right now
laminae: (:U)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-26 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
since when have i ever been overconfident about anything?

[Can't be overconfident if you have no self esteem, take that.]

wow a week and a half
so generous
laminae: (well)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-27 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
what, in this lifetime? doesn't seem likely

yeah i'm guessing you'd want to make a deal or something to do that
laminae: (:T)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-27 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
feels like a cop out when you say that
how am i supposed to argue with that

seems like a good time to make a bet
whoever wins gets a week of i told you sos
laminae: (bonding)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-27 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
wow i'm not going that far

ok fine you've got a bet dude
you're going dooooowwwwn
laminae: (excite)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-29 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
it's going to be a lot of fun knocking you down a peg
laminae: (big questions)

[personal profile] laminae 2020-09-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
well, you'd definitely know what having that's like

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