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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
) |
FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
) |
USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
) |
USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
) |
FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
) |
FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
text; un: fern
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern
*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********
algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
text: un: trienemybest
I feel like I should be smug about how COOL math apparently is. I mean, those first ones are al takes on math terms.
Maybe this means...
Math is cool?
Wow!
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it could mean that the word math is just losing its meaning
you ever think of that
you're welcome by the way
there's a ton more so i'll keep on sending these
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Thanks, Fern. This is actually a pretty interesting read.
Can I ask for clarification on what "guy stuff" is? That feels like it could cover a wide range.
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you really gotta face facts one day and admit math is boring
no problem it was kind of fun
uh like balls
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Oh.
That sort of guy stuff.
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yeppp any other questions i can answer as awkward as humanly possible?
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Nope.
No, thank you I am super done asking awkward questions.
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i should be the one saying all that
one day you're gonna see math isn't the be all end all
it'll be an incredibly disappointing day for you but you don't have to worry because i'll be there
to tell you i told you so :)
great cool
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It will be a disappointing day for you. When you admit you were wrong. And you will. And I will be the one to add to my pile of I Told You Sos.
I'll even have confetti. Just for the occasion :)
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wow confetti huh
that's awfully confident of you
aren't you afraid of getting all worked up only to have your hopes totally dashed?
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I'm confident because I know it will be the case. My hopes won't be dashed because I'm right and you're wrong. It's just how it is, I don't make the rules of the universe, Fern.
But that's okay, you can be in denial if you want.
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it's going to make you being wrong all that more fun for me
but it'll be pretty rough for you
so i'm feeling kind of torn right now
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I'll be merciful in my I Told You Sos when I'm proven right. I'll only mock you the tiniest little bit. For maybe a week.
Week and a half tops.
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[Can't be overconfident if you have no self esteem, take that.]
wow a week and a half
so generous
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[No. Take THAT.]
I can make it less you know.
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yeah i'm guessing you'd want to make a deal or something to do that
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I mean, if you WANT to make a deal, we can make a deal.
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how am i supposed to argue with that
seems like a good time to make a bet
whoever wins gets a week of i told you sos
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Sounds fair to me. Prepare to lose horribly.
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ok fine you've got a bet dude
you're going dooooowwwwn
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Nope. I'm pretty sure of my victory on this one. But I'll let you protect for now.
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