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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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text; un: bosslady, sent on november 7th

[owllady]

hey smart kid

how's that elixir going

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Hey Eda. I had a little setback with losing a limb, but my girlfriend has helped me set up a lab in my room, so I'm working on it. Less to schedule than I would have hoped, admittedly, but it should be done within a couple of days.

Are you holding up okay?

[owllady]

oh, yeah. i'm fine. died, but i'm back now.

a few days is good. i have like a week of it left. luckily i didn't need it when i was dead.

which limb?

[droptheious]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's never easy here. Have you got the deathflu? Make sure to rest plenty, it can take a lot out of you.

And no problem, I'll get it done and get it to you before then.

Right leg. Sleeper turned into a dragon and ate it.

[owllady]

oh, yeah. only left the house once and that was a mistake. but it's better than being dead.

thanks.

did i pay you with a hat? i think i paid you with a hat.

that's rough. you didn't die, though, right?

[droptheious]

It IS better than being dead. But yeah, it's best to stick inside long as you can. Do you have anyone who can get stuff for you? I can't get around much, but I can get someone to help you out if you need it.

Yes, Eda. You paid me with a hat. A really, really ugly hat.

Nah, no death. It's not great, but I can live with it. I'll just make a better leg.

[With blackjack and hookers!!!]

[owllady]

fern offered. i think he feels back about killing me.

i remember it being a very nice hat

you make potions and legs. impressive. i might be able to stick your old leg back on if you still have it.

[droptheious]

Wait. He did WHAT?

It was an ugly hat. Trust me.

It got eaten. That's pretty impressive magic, though.

[owllady]

oh, it's fine. i was gonna eat him. don't blame the guy.

you're entitled to your opinion.

rough luck. well, when i'm better, i'll show you a trick.

[droptheious]

I wasn't going to. He's my best friend. And I know what this place does to people.

I am. Also, you owe me money.

Sure- I bet it's nothing I'd end up deeply regretting or anything, so why not.

[He's pretty sure he'll deeply regret it, but he's curious.]

[owllady]

you know each other? that's handy

hey! you said the hat was too much. where's this money thing coming from?

i'm not gonna steal your other leg if that's what you're worried about

[droptheious]

Liv ein the same house and everything.

We made a bet while you were drunk on blood. I bet you it was bad news and you disagreed. I remember distinctly. I have it recorded on my Fluid, too. For prosperity.

I would appreciate if you didn't, it's the only one I have left.

[owllady]

...that sounds like something i would do.

fine. what did we bet?

hah! yeah, guess it is.

[droptheious]

I'm glad you agree, because you did.

That you drinking all that blood was a bad idea. Which it was.

Kind of attached to it, and all.

[owllady]

yeah, yeah, i got that part

what do i owe you

[droptheious]

Wow. I kind of expected more of a fight.

Twenty dollars. I was merciful.

[owllady]

dollars is human money. right?

i don't have any of that. i can give you something worth that, or you're gonna have to wait

[droptheious]

It's the money we use HERE, Eda.

What do you have that's worth that? I'm willing to settle.

[owllady]

still human money

hm. you need anything magicked?

[droptheious]

Future human money. We still use cold and silver back home. I'll take that if you've got it.

Eh. I'm not the biggest magic fan. What sort of things can you do?

[owllady]

gold, i like. don't have it.

it's magic! anything you can imagine.

well, normally. here? half of what you can imagine.

or... [ She really has nothing to give him. Banishing her ghost took everything she'd scavenged in October ] i'll made you something. give me a couple days.

[droptheious]

I am not surpised by either of those statements.

Not in my experience. And honestly, science can do a lot of what I can imagine without magic being involved at all.

...Okay, sure. I'm morbidly curious about what you can come up with.

[And if it ends up cursed and/or dead, it'll be a nice present for Fern. ]

[owllady]

my reputation proceeds me

hm. most humans seem to want magic. you sure you're not just projecting

have a little faith, kid.

[droptheious]

Lucky you.

I'm not. It's just that I find magic causes way more problems than it solves. Plus I spent most of my life being called a wizard because I do science and I'm a tiny bit bitter about that.

Uh-huh. I'll try.

[owllady]

wizards are the worst.

don't call me a wizard either.

magic solves tons of stuff. maybe your world's magic is just bad. my world's magic is great