droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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clickclickbloom: (But if they were here)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Auuuuuuuuugh. Oh gosh she is so embarrassed.]

No-Yea-I mean I have no idea what you're talking about.

...Unless you were really charmed by it in which case I guess you can acknowledge it.
Edited 2020-08-22 00:45 (UTC)
clickclickbloom: (Is far less like a bedtime story)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-22 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
N-nailed it?

Ack-Yeah. Because that's what you are and it's cute, okay! You work it. It's definitely endearing. I promise.

And Penny's been reading a lot of cheesy romance novels and I was just trying to be dumb and apparently outdid myself because I actually called you
clickclickbloom: (This will be the day we've waited for)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-22 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Yeah. Flawless.

It's a... work in progress still. Kind of why I'm super embarrassed this went through. I'll figure it out better next time?

[She's trying. She's trying so hard.]

Well she started dating this girl, Larxene, and I think she's trying to impress her. It's kind of adorable but super cheesy. She's trying.

But! Moving on.

I talked to that Jon guy about the Spider thing in the Great Sleep. That went pretty okay.

I told him to talk to a friend of mine who's also seen it, but she seemed to get along with it in there.
clickclickbloom: (Hope you're ready for a revolution)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-23 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd really appreciate that. Then I might have a chance at hitting above "mildly" charmed.

I think so? I don't know. Blake was really into them when we were in school. I've never really given them the time of day. I'm more into adventure stories myself.

But Penny's been having fun with them and they seem silly. I had to indulge her a little.

[Ruby's none the wiser to anything being held from her. Luna and Jon hadn't divulged the connection between the spider and Fern to her either. She was blissfully unaware at the moment.]

Yeah. I had talk to my friend Luna about it not too long after it happened. She said it had been friendly with her. ...I don't know if she's one of the people it was saying it was trying to protect or not. It hadn't said anything like that to her.

I asked Jon to keep an eye out on the both of you if you were looking further into this.

If Luna's getting involved I want you to promise me you'll look out for each other too. Or call me if things get dicey. You're both my friends and I don't want to anything to happen if you end up rubbing that thing the wrong way.
clickclickbloom: (You want a romantic life)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-24 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I appreciate that. We're both still kind of figuring this out? No one can blame us for not being experts.

Exactly. If the whole house gets caught up in it maybe there'll be something to worry about.

[She gives a faint little nod at that.]

That's all I ask. If more of my friends are getting pulled into it I just want to be sure you guys are set up for success.

You find out anything new about it on your end?

And you should probably send Luna a message sometime. She seemed pretty delighted to find out your an alchemist. She apparently had a class for that in school. She's pretty big on magic though, just for a heads up.
clickclickbloom: (Endless pain)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-24 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely! One day we'll be pros. I believe in us!

[It's definitely not something she wants to think about right now.]

Oh my gosh. That would be amazing! Uncle Qrow is pretty great at impressions so it might be a real hoot.

[Ruby drunken sass is not an impression. They're different. She gives a small nod at that.]

Okay, okay. I didn't think you were. I trust you, Varian. When you know what's going on just keep in the loop.

Well I'm sure one of us could introduce the both of you sometime. Then you'll have an alchemy buddy.

Yay.
clickclickbloom: (I like the dark)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-26 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't seen him in a fight.

[You know how extra Ruby is in a fight? Qrow's worse.]

That's fair. Leave jumping to conclusions to me. I'm pretty pro at it.

I only fell asleep the one time! One time!

[It was more than one time.]

...But I see your point. Well I can always see if she's free if you want to hang out sometime.
clickclickbloom: (That's where you'll find me)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-27 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a reason I based my fighting style off his.

[Wow. Her jaw drops aghast. This is not fair.]

No way! It can't be five times! I would have remembered falling asleep that many times.

[It's definitely been five times. With big drool trails along his work bench each time.]

I'll see what I can do!
clickclickbloom: (And the brightness of day)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-28 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's both, A sword that turns into a scythe with a built in shotgun.

Triple threat, my friend!

[It's amazing how fast she can go from gushing about her uncles weapon to giving Varian a flustered glare.]

Pics or it didn't happen.
clickclickbloom: (Hope and peace are lost forever)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-30 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't feel too bad. Your home isn't as known for deadly weapons as mine is. Most worlds aren't.

[Which is disappointing in her opinion but it's probably better that they have no Grimm.

Ruby let's out a startled gasp when the picture comes her way.]


Seriously!? Wow, I can't believe I set myself up like this. Way to betray me, me.

I really just kind of sprawled out on there, didn't I? Kind of a miracle that you could work around me like that.
clickclickbloom: (They'd say)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-08-31 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds charming. I'd love to see it sometime.

Even if magic is kind of weird.

[She might get lost in the crowd with all those optimistic types though.

There are more embarrassing things she could be caught doing. But she doesn't mind the teasing so she's willing to go along with this.]


Et tu, me? That's the phrase, right?

Pffffft, Must have been a good dream. Probably involved some dorky alchemy guy being a nerd.
clickclickbloom: (And the brightness of day)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-09-01 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm sure you're just thrilled about that.

[Look. She knows how he feels about magic. ...And she's still getting used to it being a thing in her world.]

Oh? So I actually used it right, huh? I mean aside from the name. That's awesome! Go me!

Wow. Uh. His friend sounds like a real jerk, not going to lie.

[She's learning!!!!!!!

She can't help but smile seeing that she's got him embarrassed.]


Not that I'm an expert or anything. You can never tell what that girls thinking about.

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