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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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[phaseflex]

i lived, bitch

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[droptheious]

Congratulations. Did we learn anything from our frontal assault on the moon?

...

Also, I'm really glad you didn't die. Please keep that up.

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[phaseflex]

yes
mostly that there's no skydome over the town anymore
which is annoying, because i would bet we can't fly out of here

i will do my best
i heard about fern
i'm sorry
are you doing okay?

[droptheious]

I think that vanished when the robot things smashed on the glass.

[There's a LONG pause before he replies back to the rest. Because he absolutely is not fine, and he doesn't really want to lie to her about it.]

No. I'm not. Fern came back but he doesn't remember me or Glitch. I know there's memory loss of here with the third death, but we might as well be stranger to him and that's- that just hurts a lot. I think people are really starting to lose it out there and there's nothing I can do about it because I'm stuck in bed.

...

Also, Kurt turned into a monster and ate my leg.

That's a thing now.

[A thing he's not dealing with healthily AT ALL.]

[phaseflex]

i had assumed there would be another layer above us
all that onion talk

[she waits for his reply, and takes a little moment to respond in kind.]

guess you can't stand this situation
do you need any help with anything? i cannot regrow your leg but i can gather some scrap metal from the junkyard if you plan to make a prosthetic

is fern still happy to live with you or did he run?

[droptheious]

Hmm. Maybe. I know how to build a hot air balloon. Might be worth a shot one day.

[Or they all might DIE HORRIBLY. Oh, and Amara, that was a terrible, terrible joke and just want he needed. She can't hear it, but it gets a laugh out of him. ]

Pretty much. And that would be... pretty great. I've never had to make one before, so I'm pretty new at it. Gonna have to do it sooner rather than later, though.

I don't know if happy is the right word. He's still hit hard with the death flu, so it's not easy for him to leave. He hasn't run yet, though.

[phaseflex]

god i forgot you're from the stone age

i don't doubt you can do it well
maybe speak to eddie? he's needed a prosthetic arm recently
they're common back home but alas i do not have the skill or know-how to make one myself
i'll get whatever i can find that looks useful

i would assume he can sense the bond you had, at least
that you trust him

[droptheious]

I'm not dignifting that with an argument.

That's not a bad idea. I know there are plenty of Sleepers who've got to use them. Might as well use their experience while I've got it. But thanks. I appreciate the help.

I hope so. I don't know. It's weird. Everything was already weird and now it's super weird.

[phaseflex]

wow you really are feeling terrible

people here don't reach out enough
they feel like their existence is a burden
which is absolutely ridiculous
cause thinking like that is what makes the problems

anyway
chin up
it'll wear off

[droptheious]

It's been a pretty terrible month.

I'm not exactly the poster child of healthy life choices, Amara. But even I can admit when I need help, and it's now.

Yeah. In three months, unless I figure out a way to ease it somehow.

[phaseflex]

then you are the poster child of "not as bad as he could've been with his poor choices", aren't you?

i thought it was only a month?
vira lorr might have some more insight on this

[droptheious]

I guess that one works. A little wordy, but sure.

Only the flu lasts a month. Everything else kinda... stacks from what I've read. But yeah, she'd know out of anyone here.

[phaseflex]

NABAHC for short

i see
i suppose assuming we would get a break from it all at all was a fool's errand

[droptheious]

Wow. Poetry.

I guess so. I'm trying to see if I can learn more about it, but asking other Sleepers seems my best possible option. It's not like I can go to the library right now and I don't think I have the energy to do anything in my lab.

Which I hate a lot by the way.

[phaseflex]

i'll bring you some books as well
call you from the library so you know i'm getting the right ones

[droptheious]

That would be really nice actually. Thanks. That means a lot.