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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
) |
MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
) |
EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
) |
MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
) |
FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
) |
USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
) |
USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
) |
USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
) |
IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
) |
FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
) |
FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
) |
FERN |
you told ruby |
) |
MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
) |
USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
) |
USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
Wrap or log?
we can totes log it up!
[And as promised, he eventually shows up with his backpack and Ruddiger perched on his shoulder. Don't mind him, Usagi, he's just going to let himself in.]
Usagi? Where are you?
Action;
Hey stranger. [She's pale, well, even PALER, massive amounts of blood loss will do that. She sounds as tired as she feels.] You know the rules, shoes off at the door. [She is, as she said she would be, wearing a bikini top. Beneath she's wearing a pair of shorts. She's avoiding fabrics that might tug on the crystal or get caught on it.]
Action;
He comes into the room, his brow furrowed in worry, moving to crouch beside her. ]
...Well, that looks awful.
[He's an alchemist, not a doctor, he doesn't need to have a good bedside manner. ]
Action;
It's pretty in that it's a crystal instead of a whole bunch of stitches and a red angry wound, but the crystal is a deep red at the base and moves up into pinks and then its traditional silvers and blues.
She sighs, and then winces.]
Be nice, I'm in enough pain as it is.
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[It's not pretty to Varian. It makes his skin crawl. He hates every single thing about this. But it's hurting Usagi, and he has to push through his own issues to try and help her. He squints at the wound again, not touching it, oh hell, no, not touching it.
He then rummages in his backpack. ]
I have a few pain relievers - I- I don't know how much they'll do against this because it's Deerington that caused it- but I hope it might at least take the edge off.
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A proud day, that.]
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[He pulls out a flacon with purple liquid in it, offering it over to her, a touch apologetically:]
I'm sorry, it tastes really bad. I haven't worked out how to make it taste better without compromising the medicinal qualities.
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Oh, that... that wasn't pleasant. [She gags again, putting a hand to her mouth. Oh no, don't... no... she WILLS herself not to vomit.]
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[He grimaces, raising his hands a little.]
Please don't throw it up, it takes me like a month to make.
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Just...[A breath]... a..[Another breath].. thought.... offer... very strong... drink... after.
[She took another breath then let him go, leaning back.]
I think I died a little.
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Yeah, see they won't sell me strong drinks here. Apparently sixteen is too young to buy alcohol in the future. So I can't do that.
It wasn't that bad. And it should, at least, help with the pain.
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[Activating her gag reflex, which is causing her muscles to tighten in her stomach, is not exactly helping the entire side-covering wound.] Is this gonna take 30 to 45 minutes?
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[He says that with an incredulous snort. Wow, Usagi, doth tho think he's but an amateur?
Also, he's an alchemist, not a doctor, so gag reflexes with side-covering wounds are what she has to live with. ]
It should kick in soon.
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I can't remember... is the hospital... actually a good place to go or evil? [Was she going to need a transfusion? Was it necessary?]
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[Still, he casts her a worried look.]
Do you need help getting there?
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Actually, I need a second favor. I... pretty much destroyed Syaoran Li's couch with... all my blood. I don't suppose you have a seriously strong stain remover? [Usagi doesn't know how to stop taking care of other people when she's injured to no end.]
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[Varian blinks at her for a moment, because Usagi... Usagi please.]
...Yes? Some acetic acid could get that right up but I think we have bigger concerns than staining your friend's couch right now. Like, you know, the fact you've been bleeding for days.
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No, I just... lost a whole lot the day of since the monsters bit out my side, ya know? So we can be concerned for his couch. I'm fine. [She's not fine. Usagi Tsukino should be banned from saying that phrase.]
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[Usagi, what the heck? You're gonna give him a heart attack.]
That IS a big deal! Why didn't you tell any of us you'd been bleeding that much?! This could be really serious. You need to go and let Eddie take a look at you.
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There were more important things were going on. I'm sure it's fine now. [She may be slightly anemic... WHO KNOWS! Not her! But sometimes, yeah, Usagi takes... REAL bad care of herself in an attempt to take care of everyone else first.] I'm fine-.... ish!
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[Why do you do this to him???]
We should get you to the Goodbye Home so Eddie can take a look at you.
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It- I will go when I need to. I don't need to, I haven't fainted [NOT a great scale to function off of.] and I haven't had many dizzy spells. [Also NOT a great scale to use.] And the pain is... manageable. But I'm fine, it's crystallized. My crystal will heal me because that's what it does.
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Okay. Only if you're sure.
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Thank you for worrying about me... I'm sorry I made you worry. I hate doing that to my precious people.
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Wrap?
WRAP!