Deerington inbox

[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

[measuringdicks]

dubstep's not a person it's a genre and it's sort of weird
my friend said it was sort of like if having a heart attack was put into music

yeah I came in just this month and the worst that's happened so far here is I had a run of bad luck because of an evil sponge
which is so fucking weird but at least it's not getting dragged into an apocalypse less than a week after you first show up
I appreciate the lead time

I think you're one of the two people I know who's willingly going to school
I'm not because credits aren't transferable between universes

[droptheious]

And people find that enjoyable? Because it sounds painful, honestly.

There is that at least! I mean, evil sponges are probably as good a way as any to step into all of this madness. There are for sure worse ways.

I don't understand what that last part means, I'm just glad to have the opportunity to be able to go. It's not exactly a regular thing for not super-wealthy kids where I'm from.

...

When I'm from.

[measuringdicks]

yeah they do
it's not bad but it's definitely more of an acquired taste

would be better if it wasn't damn near indestructible but I didn't almost die in my first month here so that's sort of a plus

it's mandatory when I'm from
every kid has to attend school except if you're homeschooled but not everybody can do that so it's school for the rest of us
and it sucked pretty hard in 1989, sucked a little less in 2019 but only because nobody knew who I was, and then I got here and I figured, fuck it
does college even matter if you're just going to be yanked all over the multiverse?

but like
I can get why you'd want to go anyway
learning stuff's not bad, I like math and all, it's just the people that made it shitty

[droptheious]

I think that definitely counts as a plus. And it's better than coming here when the townspeople went crazy and tried to sacrifice everyone to... something.

Wait. I'm confused. You went to school in 1989 but also in 2019?

[Richie those dates don't line up. Even Varian can see that, and those dates are so far in the future, his brain can bearly handle that they're the present for some people. ]

Oh yeah. The townsfolk in school here are awful. I've been in shoved into so many lockers.

tw bullying, casual use of ableist insult

[measuringdicks]

they did what
and here I thought they were just a bunch of creepy assholes, good to know they’re willing to actively get us killed

this is the second world I’ve been kidnapped to
universe? dimension?? whatever you get what I mean
the last one I was in we were a few months into 2020 but back at home it was 1989
at this point time is just fucking weird for me now

how well do you know the school layout because if you want to minimize locker-shoving you’re going to have to take a fuckton of shortcuts
I know one time back home I’d use the fire exit a LOT if I saw some psycho who said he wanted to punch my teeth out waiting for me at the school entrance

tw bullying, casual use of ableist insult plus some wonderful bruning alive and carcases, fun

[droptheious]

Yeah. They drugged people so they were paralysed, sewed them up into deer carcases and put them into a building- then set it on fire. I only just managed to save my girlfriend from it.

Oh, wow. I'm sorry to hear that. That has to make things complicated. There's someone else here who has been trapped in multiple worlds, too. At least one other person anyway- probably more.

You know, that's pretty smart. I never even considered the fire exits. That would give me a lot more exit strategies. Thanks for the tip.

[measuringdicks]

cool so avoid the shit out of the locals then

yeah I just gave up on keeping track of time
hell of a lot easier on my brain
I know one person who got trapped in TWO worlds and hasn't seen his world in years before he got here so compared to him I'm as green as Kermit
or as green as moss I guess
anyway it hasn't been all that bad I like the future it's pretty fucking amazing

if all else fails climb out the bathroom window

[droptheious]

Pretty much, yeah. They hate us anyway, so you'll get nothing from trying to befriend them.

Wow, that's really bad. To be away from home for so long. I bet you'd probably end up confused- changing worlds so often. It has to create whatever the world-hopping version of motion sickness is. Is Kermit another name for moss?

There IS that, I guess. I think I could about manage that.

[measuringdicks]

honestly it varies
my hometown's a shithole and my friends from home are here so unless they end up leaving too I'd rather not go back
and idk I've only done the world-hopping thing twice now I've never felt sick just because I got yanked from one world into another
it's more like
trying to adjust your expectations

no Kermit's a Muppet
a puppet frog

I don't go to school anymore but if you need a getaway bike just send me a text

[droptheious]

I guess that makes sense. Are they very different? The other worlds you've hopped into? Like, is one less intense than Deerington? More?... somehow.

Is Muppet a name for frog puppets? That's WEIRDLY specific.

Thanks, I'll bear that one in mind.

[measuringdicks]

I've only hopped into the one other world besides Deerington but like
sort of???
it's like
superhero world was more like an action movie/comic book sometimes but with horror and this world is just straight up horror
they're both intense but in different directions

Muppets are just for a very specific kind of puppet I think
not just frog puppets but Kermit's the one everybody knows

[droptheious]

I know comic books at least! Ruby's shown me some of those. Okay, that's... weird but I guess it's not too jarring coming here. Not like if you were in some really nice place where nothing bad ever happened or anything like that.

Oh. Okay. Sounds weird, but sure.