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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

CW: Death and grief

[droptheious]

That's understandable. There being a whole lot of not knowing.

Well, if there's one thing I'm used to at this point it's soul-crushing guilt. I'm an ace at that, so I've got you on this one, okay? Whatever you need. Even if it's at like four in the morning because we BOTH know I won't be asleep.

[clickclickbloom]

I thought I had things a little more under control... I guess not.

It looks like we have a bit of that in common. I'm counting on you to help me with out that.

Someone really has to give you a bed time.

Thank you, Varian.

I really mean it.

It means the world to me.

[droptheious]

I don't think we ver has as much control as we like to think. And sure, you got it.

I will never go to bed at a normal time. That's a pointless battle.

Just glad to be able to give back a little bit of what you give to me.

[clickclickbloom]

Probably not.

I might have to take that one up. Just because it's pointless doesn't mean it's not worth fighting.

You do. More than you know. You're the best. <3

[droptheious]

You're braver people than most, but I accept the challenge.

Good to know. Oh hey, it's a little heart! <3

[Look, he's still learning emojis, thanks for giving him another.]

[clickclickbloom]

Oh yeah? I may have heard someone say that about me before. I'll try not to storm your fortress again to get the job done.

Speaking of challenges. Oscar mentioned something about troubles with dodge ball?

<3 It is~! <3

Use this new power wisely!

[droptheious]

Yeah please don't make any more holes in my walls, Usagi will start to worry.

[Oscar you little shit, you squealed!!!]

Gym in general but especially dodge ball. I just don't understand the point of a "lesson" where you just get pelted in the head with balls. I don't know what we're supposed to learn from that. I mean, okay sure, the clue is in the name, dodge the ball- but I don't see how that's supposed to further my academia at all.

I make no promises!

[clickclickbloom]

Gosh. Well we wouldn't want that. Your walls are spared for today!

[Under the bus he goes.]

Ouch. Okay. That does sound a little rough. I think it's to encourage you to get up and do a little bit of physical activity during the day? A healthy mind and body are both pretty important? I mean there's a lot less physical activity here compared to what I did in school, but I think it's what they're going for.

Well I can't see you using a heart for evil. So I'm going to have to trust that you can't get into too much trouble with this knowlege.

[droptheious]

My walls thank you for your mercy.

[It's probably a good job this is over text and she can't see the face he's pulling, nor the low-grade "ugggggggggggggggh" noise he's making.]

I don't know I'm pretty good just holing up in my lab and working on science. Science is plenty of fun. Who needs to be able to dodge a ball when you can work on a complex chemical equation is all I'm saying.

[When you live in a horror town that keeps trying to kill you, Varian.]

A rookie mistake, if ever there was one. Bwahahaha!

[clickclickbloom]

From my experience both can be pretty handy. Not that I'm great at complex chemical equations. I'm normally pretty good at dodging things but the one time I couldn't they came stepped in to the do the job.

I'm just saying a little bit of exercise of training would probably help out. Maybe we could do a bit before or after school?

You FIEND!

[droptheious]

I mean. I GUESS it might be smart in this place. Given all the horror-monsters and stuff that keep showing up. It doesn't make any sense in conjecture with the ball dodging, but I see your point.

[Ugh. Exercise. But also spending more time with Ruby. God. What a choice. ]

I feel like I'm probably going to regret this about a week in, but sure. Okay. We can do that before school?

[clickclickbloom]

Once you get the hang of it it might make a bit more sense. Just think of every ball as a scary monster claw coming to rip you to pieces.

[The sacrifices he makes.]

Awesome~! let's go get you a fresh pair of running shoes and a sweat band!

Before school sounds like a plan! We'll keep it simple at first and then build you up to something a bit more intense.

Don't want to scare you off right away.

[droptheious]

That logic does track somewhat, have to admit it.

Yeah, I am absolutely going to regret this. I'm already scared. The fear is already here. Please don't kill me, I like being alive. No intense, please.

[clickclickbloom]

I mean that's how we started learning back where I'm from.

No, no, no. I promise! You'll be fine! No intense until you're ready for it. Promise~!

You have nothing to be afraid of! I wouldn't hurt you!

[droptheious]

Having ACTUAL monsters in your average day-to-day would help with that.

Please be gentle. I'm small and scrawny and liable to break.

I guess it might be fun??

[clickclickbloom]

It really does!

I've made note of all these things. I'll do what I can.

I promise me to make super fun! Or at least fun as possible for you!

[droptheious]

Well, if anyone has even the slightest chance of making exercise even marginally fun for me, it's you.

[clickclickbloom]

Well I'll do my best! If it helps you stick with it you can find something you like and I'll give it a shot too.

[droptheious]

We already do most of the stuff I like anyway. What with the building things and all :)

[And just hanging out in general. Spending time with Ruby is always time well spent as far as he's concerned. ]

[clickclickbloom]

I know, I know! I'm just saying if something pops up that you're not sure about. I'm willing to at least give it a shot too!

[Wow. Varian likes spending time with his girlfriend. What a nerd.]

[droptheious]

Okay, fair. I'll bear that in mind if the mood ever grips me to do something other than science. Don't hold your breath though.

[Such a nerd, god Varian, you weirdo.]

[clickclickbloom]

Starting to hold my breath in 3.
2.
1.

[He isn't the only weirdo.]

[droptheious]

Are you at home? So I can let Yang know when you finally pass out from lack of oxygen?

[clickclickbloom]

Yeah. I don't hang out anywhere else this close to bed time. Unless there are orcs or monsters to fight. But the orcs seem to have cleared out for the most part.

[droptheious]

Is it nearly bed time?

[Time is meaningless in the Science Dungeon.]

Yeah, I guess that was the shortest war ever. Wierd how most things only ever last two months tops here. I'm not complaining, if it all stacked forever it would be awful, but still.