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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
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USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
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USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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[And just hanging out in general. Spending time with Ruby is always time well spent as far as he's concerned. ]
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[Wow. Varian likes spending time with his girlfriend. What a nerd.]
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[Such a nerd, god Varian, you weirdo.]
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[He isn't the only weirdo.]
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[Time is meaningless in the Science Dungeon.]
Yeah, I guess that was the shortest war ever. Wierd how most things only ever last two months tops here. I'm not complaining, if it all stacked forever it would be awful, but still.
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[The science dungeon is cool but like get a futon or a cot down there at least.]
Yeah. They didn't really bring their A game to it, did they?
I mean I'll take that over a 10 year war that had a super tense hundred year build up before everything boiled over. My home really knows how to go to war when they want to. But it's been a long time since we've seen one.
[Ruby... Actually knows about history???? At least when it comes to her world.]
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[The floor of his lab is just fine, gosh. ]
It was kinda tragic, really. I was expecting way more. Even I did better than that and I was by myself.
Wow, really? What started the war? If it was super tense it has to have been over something serious, right?
[He's genuinely pleased, he's got faith in her that there's more to her than she believes. She's smart, no matter what she says otherwise. ]
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They should have asked you for some advice before hand. Maybe build a robot army of their own.
So some people had the great idea that best way to deal with the Grimm would be to have a handle on everyone's emotions. There was a decree in two kingdoms to destroy all forms of art and self expression.
That eventually led to them trying to invade the other two kingdoms. It ended up being a disaster.
We're all named after a colour these days in memory of what happened.
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Tragically, they missed their chance. Now they just have to accept that they're going to be the losers in this fight. So sad.
OH. Oh, that's bad. YEAH. That would absolutely not fly in Corona. Wow. I think Rapunzel would absolutely lose it if you took away her paints. Like, genuinely, people would die. Which... I guess was the point.
That does explain all the colour schemes I've noticed you guys seem to have. I wondered if it was just a team thing, but I guess maybe not?
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:D Which means weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the chammmmmmmmmmmmpppppiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooons, my friend!
It didn't fly in Vale or Vacuo either. You guys have like a holiday for pretty much everything though, so I could totally see you guys being up in arms about it too. Of course all the fighting just got worse because Grimm got involved too. Nothing like stopping mid-fight to fight monsters before you go back to fighting each other.
It's a team thing too. Team names are supposed to represent a colour as well. Probably because Huntsmen and Huntresses were established after the war as well. They're a more recent thing. Like 3 or four generations now.
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I... do not understand the reference. Sorry.
Ugh please don't remind me about the endless holidays. It's nice being in a place that doesn't have a street party every week because they're celebrating the day someone found a penny or whatever. Yeah, that's TRUE. A war in a world where creatures that are attracted to negative emotions can show up at any time seems like a bad idea.
That makes sense when you think about it. The aftermath of a war would have created more Grimm. They would have needed something in place in order to deal with them all, right?
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It's a song. I just heard it the other day. I'll send it to you and then you have to sing it.
I'm all for celebrating the little things in life but there isn't much you can do with a penny. Most stores that do like single pieces of candy are at least 5 cents a pop.
I think that's why we don't see too many of them. Even if there's talk about them these days.
That was the idea. Huntsmen were made to be separate from the army or police force and they're not meant to be stuck working for one kingdom. They're supposed to be able to go where they're needed most and help out. Not all of the kingdoms treat hem like that but it's definitely a nice ideal to work toward.
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Oh, okay. Sure, I think I can manage that.
So the idea is that you don't have an allegiance to a particular kingdom? I mean, I can see there the logic works there. You want to be sure the people protecting you from the horrible nightmare monsters will protect everyone fairly. And some kingdoms don't treat you guys like that? Like they don't want you around or something?
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Good! I'll send it your way.
[There's a link to We are the Champions by Queen right here.]
That's the idea! It also encourages us to go and protect the outlying villages between kingdoms too.
All of them want us around. Just Atlas' Huntsmen Academy is directly linked to their military. It's the only kingdom that does that and they try to scoop up their graduates with special positions there. It's not a very well liked take on the whole thing.
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[Give him a second, he'll click on it to give it a listen as he continues to type.]
It's a little like an Opera. Very uplifting. I'll do my best.
Oh. Yeah, I can see where that would be problematic. Because suddenly the people who are supposed to be travelling around and being neutral in protecting everyone have a vested interest in one place. Not ideal.
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I believe in you! And now you get the reference too :D
Yeah. I don't really know how much of a problem it is, but it's weird. I've met the headmaster of the school there and he seems nice enough.
[Gosh. Give her a season to change her opinion on that.]
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Gimmie a day or two to learn it and I'll sing it for you :)
Despite the weird military thing?
[What a fun time that'll be. ]
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Yussss! We can it when we work on the warehouse next too.
I mean yeah. It's super weird and probably not the way to go. But as long as everyone is safe than that's what really counts.
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Sounds like fun. I'm looking forward to it.
I mean... I guess? If you look at it that way. So long as people are still alive.
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You better be!
I'm not exactly an expert. I think if it's working out for the people there it's okay. If it stops doing that, than we're definitely going to have to look at some changes.
Something like that is a little beyond me.
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I think generally you leave that sort of thing for the people in charge. Or at least trust them to get the right sort of advisors to help them make the right decisions to change things.
[And not make a complete mess of things by lying to your people, King Fred. ]
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Yeah. You have to have the right team supporting you to make sure things work out for the best. The kingdoms generally run on a council system so it's not just one person making the decision there. So no one should be able to just fly off the rails and do what they want.
[Unless there's one guy holding two positions and ignoring the others. Ironwood.]
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[He might be a teeny tiny bit salty still about the whole black rock cover-up.]
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