droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
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USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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clickclickbloom: (We're looking in ourselves)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-10 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know! I'm just saying if something pops up that you're not sure about. I'm willing to at least give it a shot too!

[Wow. Varian likes spending time with his girlfriend. What a nerd.]
clickclickbloom: (Well I see trees of green)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Starting to hold my breath in 3.
2.
1.


[He isn't the only weirdo.]
clickclickbloom: (We'll wake to see the light)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-10 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I don't hang out anywhere else this close to bed time. Unless there are orcs or monsters to fight. But the orcs seem to have cleared out for the most part.
clickclickbloom: (How could you leave me)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-11 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
For those of us that sleep. You should probably give it a try sometime.

[The science dungeon is cool but like get a futon or a cot down there at least.]

Yeah. They didn't really bring their A game to it, did they?

I mean I'll take that over a 10 year war that had a super tense hundred year build up before everything boiled over. My home really knows how to go to war when they want to. But it's been a long time since we've seen one.


[Ruby... Actually knows about history???? At least when it comes to her world.]
clickclickbloom: (It used to feel like a fairy tale)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-11 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You try taking a nice long afternoon nap and tell me you still think that. I dare you.

They should have asked you for some advice before hand. Maybe build a robot army of their own.

So some people had the great idea that best way to deal with the Grimm would be to have a handle on everyone's emotions. There was a decree in two kingdoms to destroy all forms of art and self expression.

That eventually led to them trying to invade the other two kingdoms. It ended up being a disaster.

We're all named after a colour these days in memory of what happened.
clickclickbloom: (That a reckoning is near)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-12 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Are you chicken?

:D Which means weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the chammmmmmmmmmmmpppppiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooons, my friend!

It didn't fly in Vale or Vacuo either. You guys have like a holiday for pretty much everything though, so I could totally see you guys being up in arms about it too. Of course all the fighting just got worse because Grimm got involved too. Nothing like stopping mid-fight to fight monsters before you go back to fighting each other.

It's a team thing too. Team names are supposed to represent a colour as well. Probably because Huntsmen and Huntresses were established after the war as well. They're a more recent thing. Like 3 or four generations now.
clickclickbloom: (That a reckoning is near)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-13 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Do it, coward.

It's a song. I just heard it the other day. I'll send it to you and then you have to sing it.

I'm all for celebrating the little things in life but there isn't much you can do with a penny. Most stores that do like single pieces of candy are at least 5 cents a pop.

I think that's why we don't see too many of them. Even if there's talk about them these days.

That was the idea. Huntsmen were made to be separate from the army or police force and they're not meant to be stuck working for one kingdom. They're supposed to be able to go where they're needed most and help out. Not all of the kingdoms treat hem like that but it's definitely a nice ideal to work toward.
clickclickbloom: (Can we keep this up)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-14 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
How long until your finished with this exact experiment?

Good! I'll send it your way.


[There's a link to We are the Champions by Queen right here.]

That's the idea! It also encourages us to go and protect the outlying villages between kingdoms too.

All of them want us around. Just Atlas' Huntsmen Academy is directly linked to their military. It's the only kingdom that does that and they try to scoop up their graduates with special positions there. It's not a very well liked take on the whole thing.
clickclickbloom: (was all I ever wanted)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I dare you to take a nap in two hours. I've adjusted the dare, you have no excuses now.

I believe in you! And now you get the reference too :D

Yeah. I don't really know how much of a problem it is, but it's weird. I've met the headmaster of the school there and he seems nice enough.

[Gosh. Give her a season to change her opinion on that.]
clickclickbloom: (Hope you're ready for a revolution)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-15 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you~! So we have a deal.

Yussss! We can it when we work on the warehouse next too.

I mean yeah. It's super weird and probably not the way to go. But as long as everyone is safe than that's what really counts.
clickclickbloom: (This little fairy tale)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-15 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuuuuuuusssssss. Victory is mine! :D

You better be!

I'm not exactly an expert. I think if it's working out for the people there it's okay. If it stops doing that, than we're definitely going to have to look at some changes.

Something like that is a little beyond me.
clickclickbloom: (High above the chimney top)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-16 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I will~! :D

Yeah. You have to have the right team supporting you to make sure things work out for the best. The kingdoms generally run on a council system so it's not just one person making the decision there. So no one should be able to just fly off the rails and do what they want.


[Unless there's one guy holding two positions and ignoring the others. Ironwood.]

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