droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


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TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Let's protect this world together)

Re: Audio

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'll get Rudiger's snack stash out.

[She knows her boy.]

That's good, but you know, as mature as it is to try and remain friends, it's also HUMAN to just need some space apart to think about things, take a breath. So you don't need to be jumping into best friends hanging out for hours with sleepovers right away, if ever.

Honestly? I've never had experience with a breakup either. [Because she's Manga!Usagi, not 90s!Usagi and never once had to deal with 90s!Mamoru's bullshit breakup.]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I gotta think about this)

Audio

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-05 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, sometimes the right thing to do IS the most painful thing. Some sort of... unfunny cosmic joke, I guess.

No, I have a different issue. Everyone kidnaps and brainwashes Mamoru or tries to murder us both and insist the only cure is by being with her. I don't think that's very common with most people.

But it's not like I've got a million offers lining up to date me, Vivi-kun. Lots of people don't see me as attractive. [Part of the whole "she's a lot" thing she struggles with.]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Snoopy snoop)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-07 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Probably when that blue streak of yours becomes gray.

I mean, he's gorgeous, smart, kind, skilled with a sword, supportive, and makes you feel safe in his arms when he holds you. Even you would fall in love with him, Varian. Because everyone falls in love with him. He's too amazing, it seriously really is troublesome just how many people have kidnapped him to try and force him to be with them.

[She blushes and waves a dismissive hand.]

My personality and eating habits ruin the pretty, I'm sure. I'm really nothing compared to the girls.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi)(Mamoru) (You're so wonderful!)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-09 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Usagi gets up and before she can answer the door, Eclipse her Mimikyu is answering it, her giant black-shadow arm waving to him before she jumps up and sits atop Varian's head.]

Varian! [She gathers Varian up in a hug, twirling him as she does so.]

Thank you Maaaax! [She waved to the horse.] I've got fresh apples for you hold on!

[Much like Ruddiger's snacks, Usagi kept apples on hand for Maximus.]

And hello to you too, Ruddiger. [She scratched the raccoon under his chin.]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Our little secret)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-12 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Mnn, you say that like I mind. Besides, I've always got Eclipse and Sunshine to shoo away unwanted guests. Not that Ruddiger and Max are ever unwanted.

[She pressed a kiss to Varian's temple.]

So, come on, let's get you my special hot chocolate and we can sit for a chat. If you want to make cookies I've got the supplies for it.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (I've got this okay?)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Leave it on. [She gently ruffled his hair and then went over to the slipper cubby and pulled out mismatched slippers.]

Here, this one is your regular one and then a larger one. I mean, unless you built the foot to have the same size as your actual foot and then you can just use your regular slipper.

I'll buy you a new set so that they look the same, even if one will be bigger.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Usagi knows best!)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-18 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you left it on, you wouldn't upset me. [She plucked Eclipse off the top of Varian's head and set the Mimikyu on her own shoulder.]

Besides, I will never say no to an opportunity to shop.

Now, come on, snacks and hot chocolate await!
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Please take good care of me)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her eyes widened a bit at that and then she merely smiled wide and leaned forward and pressed a kiss to Varian's temple.]

Varian, the apocalypse cannot get in the way of my shopping.

[Is she joking?]

So! [She made her way into the kitchen, a plate of Makoto's sweets and cookies in the center of the kitchen island.]

Shall we jump right into how you're feeling or do you want to talk about other things and slowly work our way to the breakup?
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Unreadable)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-27 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[She sees his self-comforting gesture and reaches out, resting a hand in the middle of his shoulders.]

You can be all of that, you know? Sad, happy, miserable, tired, excited. [She reached up and ran a hand through his hair.] Humans are incredibly complicated.

You are allowed to be sad. You are allowed to be happy, if that's what you want to feel.

How were you making each other miserable?
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (As long as you need me)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-01-30 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Varian... I'm not trying to say you should rush back to her, but I do want to caution that you need to expect hard times are going to happen no matter who you're in a relationship with. Even if this WASN'T Deerington, nasty stuff happens to all couples... BELIEVE me. So I just want to make sure that... you know, I guess. That everyone goes through rough times.
lightthedarkness: (Usagi)(Chibi Chibi) (She was lonely as well)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-02-03 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I would never call you stupid. That would be the last thing I EVER call you.

[She reached out again, and true to Usagi form she went for it and grabbed his hand, pulling him closer to her, into a hug. Forever suffer forced hugs, Varian. She couldn't rest her chin on his head so she settled for his shoulder... sorta.]

I didn't think either of you ran at the first sign of trouble. I know you didn't, and wouldn't. [Neither would... especially the two of them. More often than not, they had a bad habit of running headfirst INTO trouble.]
lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Please take good care of me)

[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-02-07 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[She rubbed circles along his back.]

Well, what you do now is you drink some hot chocolate, we watch some really really bad sci-fi and horror movies, they're called B-movies. And I introduce you to the wonderful world of racing video games.

And then, we talk about whatever you want. Can be Ruby or not Ruby, it can be science though I make absolutely no promise I can follow along, it can be about baking, even if you want. You can even sing if that's what you're in the mood for.
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