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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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[lightthedarkness]

Varian... I'm not trying to say you should rush back to her, but I do want to caution that you need to expect hard times are going to happen no matter who you're in a relationship with. Even if this WASN'T Deerington, nasty stuff happens to all couples... BELIEVE me. So I just want to make sure that... you know, I guess. That everyone goes through rough times.

[droptheious]

I'm very aware of that. I know I'm not some... relationship expert, but I'm not stupid.

[A touch of defensiveness might be creeping into his tone, his arms folding as those protective walls of his creep up a little. He and Ruby had been ignoring the fractures between them for months, willfully hoping they'd magically fix themselves. They did not, and they decided to cut it off while there were still fissures instead of gaping chasms. ]

This was as much her choice as it was mine. I didn't run at the first sign of trouble. Neither did she.

[lightthedarkness]

I would never call you stupid. That would be the last thing I EVER call you.

[She reached out again, and true to Usagi form she went for it and grabbed his hand, pulling him closer to her, into a hug. Forever suffer forced hugs, Varian. She couldn't rest her chin on his head so she settled for his shoulder... sorta.]

I didn't think either of you ran at the first sign of trouble. I know you didn't, and wouldn't. [Neither would... especially the two of them. More often than not, they had a bad habit of running headfirst INTO trouble.]

[droptheious]

[As much as he'd normally fight it, he's pretty tired and it's been an emotional rollercoaster for him. Usagi is and always has been a solid pillar for him. A safe harbour in all the bad times. So this time he hugs her back, burying his face into her shoulder and taking a deep breath. ]

It was just... hard, I guess. I'm not good at- people stuff anyway, and this was a whole new thing to deal with. I guess I'm just trying to figure out what to do now.

[lightthedarkness]

[She rubbed circles along his back.]

Well, what you do now is you drink some hot chocolate, we watch some really really bad sci-fi and horror movies, they're called B-movies. And I introduce you to the wonderful world of racing video games.

And then, we talk about whatever you want. Can be Ruby or not Ruby, it can be science though I make absolutely no promise I can follow along, it can be about baking, even if you want. You can even sing if that's what you're in the mood for.

[droptheious]

[That does feel nice, and he closes his eyes, calming his breathing, letting Usagi work her magic. That all sounds... pretty great, really. A way to cut himself off from his worries, for a little while. ]

I'd really appreciate all of that, Usagi. [He hugs her a little tighter.] I really appreciate having you around. I love you a lot.

[lightthedarkness]

I love you too. [She pressed a kiss to his temple before pressing her forehead to Varian's.]

And whatever you feel, whenever you feel it, we'll take them as they come and go through them as we need to.

Now then.

Let's get that list started.

[droptheious]

Thanks, Usagi.

[He genuinely doesn't know where he'd be without her here.]

Great, yeah, let's get it started.

[lightthedarkness]

[The hot chocolate doesn't take all that long to make before two steaming mugs, covered in whipped cream with a dash of cinnamon and nutmeg and sprinkles are in their hands as they sit on the couch.]

Alright, Varian, are you ready for some terrible movies?

[droptheious]

[They are very primped and ready for some gosh dang great comfort times. And boy, does Varian need it. He offers a smile.]

Yes, I am very ready. Thanks for this... again.

Wrap or keep threading?

[lightthedarkness]

[She lightly booped him on the nose before pulling him, slowly, to the couch. She set her hot chocolate down and grinned.] Be right back!

[And a few minutes later, Usagi came back with a bowl filled with popcorn, and then lightly stacked bowls with candy and chips and, as a special treat? Oreos.

She set it all down on the table.]

Alright! First up! The Eye Creatures!