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	FERN	Ooo slang part the second
	FERN	i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
	LANCE	Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
	DIPPER	Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
	PETER	Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
	USAGI	Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
	MAKO	Varian— Checking in.
	SHIRO	i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
	EDDIE	Hey. We need to talk.
	MELIUS	𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉
	EDA	Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
	LUZ	Valentines
	MAUL	I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
	USAGI	I LOVE YOU
	FERN	DUDE you still have your bandana!
	BUZZ	Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
	FERN	dude your profile changed
	USAGI	Ruby told me about the breakup.
	GLITCH	Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
	MAKO	A "nerd" is somebody smart...
	MAUL	Gifts
	FERN	heeyyyy quick question
	FERN	Christmas is coming up!!!
	CHLOE	god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
	KRISTOFF	Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
	FERN	heyyyy Variable
	RAPUNZEL	okay not to put you on the spot but...
	EDA	Potion time
	NEO	Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
	GLITCH	Got this in my basket.
	EDA	hey smart kid
	TEN	Hallo
	ADAM	Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
	USAGI	I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
	AMARA	i lived, bitch
	NEO	Debatably good news, asshole
	USAGI	Hey Varian! It's Usagi
	OSCAR	I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
	FERN	a dark past huh
	MAUL	Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
	FERN	Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
	USAGI	How much moon essence do you have?
	USAGI	VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
	RICHIE	well I promised
	FERN	A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
	GLITCH	VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
	USAGI	To help with restless nights and the...
	VIRA-LORR	Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
	MARTIN	Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
	USAGI	Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
	GLITCH	varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
	USAGI	I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
	FERN	dog you have so many vests
	IRONHIDE	HONK HONK
	USAGI	... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
	EMERALD	Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
	FERN	tell me when you're alive
	FERN	Varian i stabbed two people
	AMARA	hey weirdo i have something for you
	FERN	is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
	PENNY	Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
	YANG	Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
	FERN	hey can we talk
	FERN	you told ruby
	MAUL	Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
	USAGI	Hey I wanted to apologise
	USAGI	VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
	FERN	birth
	MAUL	Look what just arrived for me.
	KATHERINE	Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
	FERN	ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
	FERN	dog interested in means girls or guys

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	USAGI	So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
	ADAM	I'm worried about Shiro
	FERN	Hey handsome
	OSCAR	You've been weirdly quiet lately
	FERN	Guess what I haven't told you lately?
	USAGI	Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
	FERN	I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
	Emerald	Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
	BELLA	Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
	BILL	Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
	FERN	Aw, your pictures are nice!
	KURT	Hey. Are you around?
	RICHIE	Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
	QROW	Hey. Checking up on you.
	EDA	Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
	GLITCH	Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
	LUNA	Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
	EDDIE	So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
	OSCAR	So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
	ROGUE	Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
	KURT	Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
	QROW	Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
	PETER	You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
	GLITCH	Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
	KURT	I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
	JON	I'm sorry I attacked you
	JON	Stay away from Fern.
	FERN	Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
	FERN	Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
	USAGI	Hey. So. Update.
	NEO	You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
	USAGI	Emotions are really difficult
	FERN	OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
	FERN	Okay this better be to Fern this time.
	WYNONNA	So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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If you wanted a piece of furniture made back home, you'd have to go to a woodworker and they'd build the whole thing from a solid piece of wood, usually.

[He's usually quick to discredit the future and its need to go for convenience over quality, but he has to admit, this is useful. He smiles, giving her a little salute.]

Sure thing, works for me.

Wow. That sounds really time consuming and expensive, but I guess it explains why ye olden days chairs look so nice. It's kind of like that at home. Well the further away from any of the kingdoms you get at least. Harder to get supplies and that out there.

[The Remnant Equivalent to amazon delivery isn't so great because of all the Grimm.

She smiles and takes the screw driver and turns to tighten things up on her end, then she passes it over to him.

She'll hold the two boards steady for him to get his work done. It's a little for show with her side screwed in but she's helping, she swears.]

And there you go.

How's everyone else in the house holding up?

It is. That's why the people who do it are known as artisans. It takes years to learn how to do it right. But you get something that lasts for several generations, so-

[Cost outweighs everything else, usually.

He moves (slightly awkwardly- he's still getting used to a new way of balancing after all) to screw his boards into place. He appreciates her 'help' all the same. He's pretty sure he wouldn't be able to hold them in place and screw at the same time anyway.

At her question, though, his mouth forms a thin line. ]

Not... great. Fern still doesn't remember either of us and Glitch is pushing himself to exhaustion trying to take care of everything.

That's honestly pretty cool. Kind of a shame that it's more of a dying art, even if it is a life saver right now.

[She holds it steady and keeps a watchful eye on Varian to make sure he doesn't slip up or fall. She smiles seeing him work the way he does.

She feels a frown when he mentions how the others were doing. She knew about Fern's memory loss but there wasn't much she could do about that. She could only imagine how hard Glitch was pushing himself.]

Hopefully he'll remember soon. I... Well I'm not sure how long that normally does last around here.

[She was not an expert on the death effects outside of the initial deathflu and that memories got foggier the longer it went along.]

I can try to help Glitch out though, or at least try to take a bit of the weight off his shoulders. He's gotten pretty close with Clover too, I can ask him to have a talk with him?

I've found a lot of things I'm used to back home are dying arts in the future. Everyone wants things fast and easy, so stuff that takes time and skill just... fades away.

[Tragic, really, but that's the future for you.

He moves carefully, stiffly. He doesn't have his usual fluidity of movement and his balance isn't up to snuff- but he manages to stay upright this time at least.]

Yeah. I hope so. From what I've been reading, it could last as long as three months.

[Which feels unthinkable. One is almost impossible to bear, two more? Not at all. Still, he manages a tiny smile in her direction.]

I'd appreciate that. I've been trying, but he can only take so much worrying from me before he gets snippy.

[Ruby thinks on that briefly and frowns. It was a little sad to think about it like that. She was sure her world wasn't much different, they had likely lost so much in the Great War but it was over shadowed by how far their technology had become since then.]

Well hey. At the very least we have you around to remember it. It's not really gone and as long that's the case. Maybe someone else will come around that'd rather do it the old way too.

[She watches carefully as he works. Happy to see that while he isn't at one hundred percent he's still managing the work just fine. She keeps a hand on the drawer and moves to gather up some of the inner shelf pieces with her free hand.]

Three months? ...That is a long time.

[She couldn't imagine going through something like. Or having to watch as one of the people she cared for went through it.

She manages a brighter smile.]

He's trying to look out for you. Which is great, but he can't keep doing that to himself. I know he'll probably act like I'm trying to look after everyone if I just try and take it off his shoulders. But maybe some team work and some outside help will get him to ease up a little.

Maybe? From my research, some people still do it as a hobby?

[Which is better than nothing, he supposes. He focuses on the work for a moment, eyebrows pulled together. He's been increasingly worried about Fern. That he might not get his memory back at all. And while he meant it when he told the other boy they would work it out, that he wouldn't lose him, the pain still wrenches in his chest.

But he doubts Ruby of all people needs to hear that, so he sucks in a breath.]

...Yeah. A really, really long time.

[He closes his eyes, takes a moment to try and pack way the emotions bubbling away there, then continues on.]

You might have better luck convincing Glitch than me. Maybe you can just wear him down with that Ruby Rose Optimism of yours. That can work wonders.

Hey! That's better than it being a forgotten art. Maybe we could look around and see who around here likes ye-olden days kind of stuff. Get you a little piece of home?

[She sees the way his brow furrows and the worry in his tone. Her feelings were certainly mixed on this. She wasn't exactly thrilled or comfortable with the situation. It was hard to be when Fern had unapologetically hated her for as long as he had. And the fact that their feud had got Glitch hurt.

But she brushed that aside for now, she could deal with those feelings later. Instead she lets her hand slide up to rest on Varian's shoulder.]

He'll get them back, I know it.

[That's... All she really can really manage to say about that and switches gears.]

I've heard people say that before. I'll give it my best shot. Worst comes to worse I can always knock him out for awhile. But we'll give the optimism a solid shot first.

That'd be pretty nice. I'd probably fit in with all the skulls.

[So many skulls. He doesn't really smile at the contact, heaving out a soft sigh.]

Y-yeah. I hope so.

[He knows the trouble between Ruby and Fern hasn't really gotten any better- and he hasn't even had a chance to broach anything with Fern yet. Everything keeps falling apart, and he sure as hell can't say anything while the guy doesn't even remember him. So he's stuck in this weird, emotional limbo, not knowing how to feel about anything.]

Sounds like a good plan. Optimism first, casual violence second.

Great! Well sounds like we've got some furniture shopping in our future too. If someone's carving it out we could always ask them to carve some skulls into it too! Really play up the aesthetic.

[She notices the lack of a smile, but just gives his shoulder a squeeze before she let's go.]

Me too.

[At the very least she knew and understood the emotional limbo he was going through. She was stuck there as well, waiting for some sort of change.

She does smile at the next comment.]

It's a deal. I can work with those priorities.

[She takes the pieces for the drawers and starts to arrange them to put them together.]

The instructions say anything in particular about putting these together?

[Because they really should get back to the task at hand.]

That is true. More skulls would fit in with the theme.

[He manages a flicker of a smile in her direction at the shoulder squeeze. It doesn't quite reach his eyes, but an attempt was made.

He welcomes the change of topic, turning to pursue the instructions. ]

Okay, so we need to make sure the smooth parts are on the inside the screws should have a corner part to them, so they fit two pieces together at once.

Building a real air of menace here. I like it. It's getting that final boss fight vibe to it.

[She returns that smile. She understands why it doesn't quite reach his eyes. She knows the last few months have been so hard on him and she doesn't envy the situation she was in. All she can do is support him to the best of her ability.

But they have other things to focus on and she'd much rather get back to that too. She listens to the instructions he's given and arranges them so the smooth sides are facing up and starts to put them into place.]

Do you want to hold them together, or do you want to screw them in?

Gotta make sure the house has the right vibe after all. We don't want to change what we've already got going on.

[It's easier to focus on the building. That is something he can control- as opposed to everything else in his life hurtling towards insanity.]

I can hold them this time, if you want. Equal division of labour, and everything.

I mean you could, but it makes more sense to go all in once you've already started.

[They both need that stability in their life right now. They can slowly build themselves up to another insanity hurtle later.

She brightens up when she realizes it's her turn to play with the screw driver and holds onto the pieces until he manages to grab a hold of them.]

Just checking. I'd let you take another turn if you want, not that I'm trying to slack off or anything.

This is just, nice. You know?

[She gives him a playful nudge on the arm and then picks up the screw driver and the starts to work the pieces together.]

Especially when we already have all the skulls.

[His smile softens, because... this is nice, it's really nice. It's the most normal thing he's done for weeks. ]

Yeah, it's really nice. Thank you for this.

[She finishes with the screws and sits up to return that smile. Her eyes meet his briefly and then she glances over their work.]

It's the least I could do really. I know you've been going through a lot and I thought this might help you just... get your mind off things for awhile.

Yang kind of went through something similar. So I know it's not really easy.

[It hadn't helped that Ruby had ran away before she could really see the full extent of that recovery, but she remembered just how lost her sister had seemed before she left.]

I just want you to know I'm here for you.

It did... it is. It's kinda been... a lot to deal with, all at once, you know? It's been overwhelming.

[And he just hasn't known how to process it. Maybe one or two of the things he's had to deal with over the last month he could have coped with. But the sheer amount of awful? No way.

He nods when she talks about Yang. Because that makes sense. She's been on this side of things before. He's still not sure how comfortable he is with talking about the limb loss, but it's good to know she's been there. ]

...No. It's not.

[Which is deeply simplifying it, but it's about as far as he can do when he's still trying to deal with all of the EVERYTHING ELSE. Still, he does turn to offer a smile, reaching out to put a hand on her shoulder.]

I know. I really appreciate it a lot. It means the world that you are.

[He really took the words out of her mouth with that one. They've both been through so much that it's hard to see where one trauma ends and the other begins. She's always been better focusing on others issues than her own. It was just who she was and fit neatly in with her own thoughts on leadership. She wasn't sure herself how to start unpacking what had happened.]

Yeah... That might be putting it lightly. We'll just take it a day at a time.

And then we can see where things go?

[It's the best method she can think of at the moment. Just keep trying to move forward.

She returns his nod and gives the desk drawers a little tug just to make sure they're stable at the moment. She knew it was going to be harder than that to get him to talk about it but she wanted to at least get the offer out that he could if he needed to.]

Yeah. Just- Keep doing your best.

[The hand touches her shoulder and she feels herself smile. She lets a hand rise up and let's it rest over his for a moment, giving it a gentle squeeze.]

Of course. You'd have to try pretty hard to get rid of me at this point.

I think I can work with that.

[He ALMOST says "walk before we run" but that's... not a thing he can do either of right now so he just swallows it back down. Don't think about it.

Oh. Okay, that gets a better smile from him, more convincing. He's sure there's still plenty he can do to drive her away. The fact she's still around after everything he's put her through is a miracle in itself. ]

...Yeah, I'll give you that. You're pretty tenacious about that.

Glad to hear it.

[That smile gets one out of her and she leans in to let an arm wrap around his shoulders gently, she doesn't want to throw him off balance or anything.]

Yeah, pretty proud of that too.

[She isn't without her doubts either, but those can wait for now. She was where she felt she needed to be right now and was happy to be there.]

Okay. Shelving is put together. What are we onto next?

[He leans into her a little anyway- not out of necessity or because he's losing his balance- just because it's nice. ]

Okay, I think we are finally ready to get the legs on.

[She feels him lean in and her smile warms up. It was incredibly nice. She lets them stay like for a little until she eventually pulls away and takes a look at the legs.]

Looks like it. Seem easy enough, there's four little spots screw them in on the legs. Legs go on the corners? How hard could it be?

[She holds the first leg against the desk at the middle just to be silly. She looks to him and smiles before sliding it over at the corner.]

[Oh Ruby, never change. The action gets a snort of amusement out of him. ]

See, you joke, but I could absolutely see some people in Deerington doing this.

[He picks up another leg, starting to screw it into the corner. ]

If you have a bubbling need to make a leg pun, I promise I won't be offended.

[She's an unstoppable force, she'll never change.]

Okay. Yeah. Can you imagine Glitch trying to assemble a desk?

[She finishes screwing in the first leg and moves onto the next. There's a pause as she considers it.]

Leg puns, Seriously. I can't stand them.

I can imagine Glitch throwing pieces of a desk at a wall when it doesn't fit together how he wants them to.

[He moves onto the other near him, screwing it into place and giving a soft snort of amusement.]

I do, however, reserve the right to judge them if they're bad puns,

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