 "un/finished") |
FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
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USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
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USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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Maybe if they like sitting in the dark and doing nothing.
[He rummages around in his pockets, finally pulling out a small test tube. What? Everyone brings chemicals with them on dates, right? That's normal. He gives the test tube a shake, and it starts to glow luminous blue. He raises it a little, to get a better idea of their surroundings. ]
...Wow, we're literally just floating in an empty tunnel.
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And who the heck would like that? Okay. Blake or Weiss might be okay with this but they aren't here.
[Ruby had tried to bring Crescent Rose along with her but her sister had insisted that she didn't. She's not sure what that was all about.
...She just stares at the blank and empty tunnel all around them as the light goes on.]
Seriously? Is the ride like just not finished?
This is literally the worst.
[She starts to shake the edges of the boat to make it rock back and forth.]
Like at least add in some waves or some rapids.
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I don't know??? I don't understand the appeal of floating in a boat in the dark? What's romantic about this?
[He decides, seen as they're going to just float along in a boring tunnel and be bored, he might as well try and work out how the boat moves. It doesn't have an engine or anything. He leans over the edge to peer at the tracks just below the murky water at exactly the same moment Ruby decides to rock the damn thing. He manages a small, ungraceful 'urp' before he tips over into the drink as their little boat continues its merry way onwards.
Good job, Ruby, you killed him.
Except, you know, it's like three foot of water at most and Varian sits up, drenched. At least he managed to avoid the internal parts of the track- that could have been a depressing end to the date. ]
Oh, ugh this water smells like old engine parts.
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Neither do I. Like they could have at least played a movie or something?
[Ruby stops shaking the boat when she hears the splash and looks back over toward where Varian had been sitting. Only to see that he's no longer there.
That's troubling.]
V-Varian!?
[She moves over to the other and looks over the edge to see him sitting there in the water as she slowly drifts away from him.]
Oh no! Boyfriend overboard! I'mma coming!
[Don't mind her as she leaps out of the boat to make a dramatic rescue. She lands in front of him with a big splash, and then slips on the bottom. She falls onto her back with an even bigger splash.
A second later her face emerges from the water as she just lets herself float there.]
It tastes gross too.
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...Well. There goes our boat and that terrible, terrible rabbit.
[So now they're stuck in a dark tunnel, drenched in the grossest water imaginable, with only a tiny little glow stick to light their way. He tries to wring some of it out of his hair. ]
So. I guess we're gonna have to... walk our way out? Or we could catch the next boat?
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Shhh! He might still be able to hear you. Did miss how big his ears are?
[She was definitely going to have to try and reclaim him at the lost and found later. She glances down along the tunnel, past the light and into the darkness.]
Might be better if we wait for the next boat. We can spook the people out of it and claim it for ourselves!
Like pirates!
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I'll take my chances. And sure, Rubes. Like pirates. Really soggy pirates who don't want to spend the night in knee-deep gross water.
[He can hear the bot before he sees it, raising his little test tube and waves his free hand.]
Hey! Hi- uh, can we hitch a ride on your boat we feel out of-
[Oh. Okay, never mind, because there's a couple of teenager townspeople who are absolutely using the ride of its intended purpose, suddenly jumping apart like they've been electrocuted. Varian clears his throat awkwardly. Well. This is embarrassing.]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's what this ride for.
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See. I knew you'd understand. Commandeering a vessel from so no good land lovers is like pirating 101.
[She keeps a step behind him as he approached the boat. ...Her eyes go wide and she can't help but let out half gasp, half laugh at what they just saw.
...On the bright side the two teens had stopped doing what they were doing so Ruby feels no guilt as she climbs aboard and offers Varian a hand.]
Wow. Well- This is the part where Yang would make some kind of pun about booty.
Yeeeesh. Atleast we know for know for next time, huh?
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[That is the driest, least pirate-y voice ever uttered. He didn't even try.
He does, however, snort about the booty comment because he's a sixteen-year-old boy and that's where his humour level is at sometimes. He takes Ruby's hand, clambering in next to her. Guess the mood has been ruined for two sets of teens today. He's not sorry, they're townspeople, they don't deserve to have fun anyway. ]
I mean, I still don't get it? You can't even see each other's faces. Besides, I really think we need to work better on our aim before we try this in the pitch black. I might take out one of your eyeballs.
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I dunno? Maybe people like the danger of protentional concussions? Like an adrenaline high but for kissing?
Yeah. Practice makes perfect, right? I kind of like my eyes where they are right now.
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I mean, sure, I guess? Still seems better ways to get around that. And yeah, I like your eyes just as they are too, they're perfect as is.
[He blushes, clearing his throat and looking at the ceiling. ]
Um- yeah.
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[...Because honestly she didn't mind that all that much.]
Oh-Yeah-I mean I like them a whole lot. Your's aren't half bad either-you're teeth uh-really bring them out when you smile.
I mean if I was paying attention to things like that.
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Y-yeah. It would be a surge of adrenaline coupled with norepinephrine and- stop talking me.
[He's seriously considering just... dunking himself back in the skank water. It would be better than all this awkward emotion screeching in his brain. At least it's dark enough that she probably can't see how much he's blushing. ]
Oo-oh. T-thanks, I think? [People don't normally find THE TEETH all that attractive.] And yeah, 'course.
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Ye-ah. Big words and stuff.
[She has no idea what a norepinephrine is. Even if he explained it before it's gone in one ear and out the other.
She does thankfully miss all the blushing.]
No problemo-High praise. Like the highest praise I can think of at the moment-You should be super flattered.
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[He probably has, in one of his awkward, rambling attempts to explain how she makes him feel because it makes more sense to him than "you give me the doki-dokis". ]
I am. Uh. Super flattered. Oh- look. Daylight. That's good.
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[She looks back to the two Townies who do NOT look impressed with them in the slightest.]
Isn't that good news?
[Huh. The guy operating the machine doesn't seem impressed with them either.
...Does he have security guards with him.]
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Hey! Looks like I can tick the amusement park off my list.
[But wait. Who is waiting with them? His cold eyes upon them. Lurking in the shadows? Is it... Shia LaBeouf????!!.
No. It's Mr.Fluffers! Varian looks less pleased to see him.]
...Oh. The hell rabbit made it to the other end, too. Great.
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Woo! We did it!
[Wait. Give her a second. She blinks.]
Wait you have a list for that? Awesome.
[Ruby's reaction is basically the polar opposite. She moves to the end of the boat and holds out her arms in Mr.Fluffers direction as they slowly drift closer to the horror bunny.]
Mr.Fluffers You're okay! Thank goodness!
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[Mr. Fluffers is there to fall into her waiting arms. Reunited again! The security guards are there to haul both Varian and Ruby off the boat as the townie kids stomp off, yelling about how their date has been ruined. ]
...So glad the rabbit is still here. So. So glad.
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[You know after he snuck back in to watch the rest of the Jurassic Park with her.
She gladly holds Mr.Fluffers tight as they're finally reunited. She had missed the little creeper so much.
Security is just going to usher them out toward the main gates. Not even giving them a towel to dry themselves off. The townies are just so rude.]
Awwwww. I knew you like him.
[How Varian actually feels about Mr.Fluffers.
Ruby's head.
Or maybe she was just going to hide the creepy stuffed animal in his apartment just to mess with him.]
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[Or didn't enjoy teenagers breaking and entering his establishment. That too. And now he can add the amusement park to the list as the gates close behind them. Fucking rude.
He turns to look at the horrible, horrible rabbit.]
Oh yeah. I love him. He's the best thing ever.
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[Because two kids soaked with stank water, bruised from an attempt at kissing, holding a terrifying murder rabbit stuffed animal is definitely the highest form of romance.
Don't mind Ruby as she presses the rabbit closer into Varian's face.]
Hear that Mr.Fluffers! He does love you. You guys are going to be best friends, I promise.
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[Obviously, they're pros at the dating game only one date in. No one can better them.
He takes a step back, raising his arms to protect himself from the (probably very possessed) stuffed toy.]
Erugh. Great. But hey for fun times you can just keep him at your house.
[He's going to send a message to Yang asking her to do him a solid and destroy it. ]
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[She'll wrap one arm around Mr.Fluffers before she offers a hand for him to take. A big grin on her face.]
Okay, okay. ...He can live at my place. Can he come over and visit sometime?
[Like for a month in his cupboards until he manages to find it.]
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I think you'd bring him over no matter what I'd say to that.
[Just live in his nightmares forever. ]
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