droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



 
FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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hallucinogem: (is it any wonder that my mind's on fire)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-22 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[fix things or let them stay broken. well, Penny's back. Ruby's dead, but she'll be coming back, too. what's left? what's left for Emerald to fix? the world she lives in? the society that made her? sure. and then maybe she'll stab Salem right where her heart should be and save Remnant singlehandedly.]

The kind of stuff that still needs to be fixed is more in your girlfriend's wheelhouse.
Everything else fixed itself without me.
So what now? What's left?

You don't have to answer that.
hallucinogem: (too hard to find)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-23 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Something like turning back around to save Ruby's life after she saved mine in the labyrinth?
Or letting her friends know that I'm not interested in getting any kind of revenge on her for anything?
That kind of thing, you mean?
hallucinogem: (i'll settle for lies)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-24 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You really have been hanging out around her for too long.
Throw in some random crap about cookies and you'd sound just like her.

I think I have a couple ideas. I should probably talk to... a couple people.
I guess if nothing else, I have some time. I don't have to do all of this at once.
It would probably be really weird if I did, and it would be the most draining thing I've ever done, too.
Going from doing nothing to redeem myself to doing everything to redeem myself in a day and a half? Gods, can you imagine?
hallucinogem: (and the joke's on you)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Man.
Good thing it's not from personal experience or it would really put being a professional Dust thief into perspective.

I mean, a professional Dust thief who's stuck working under someone who wants to kill everybody on the planet, but still.

I've never been optimistic for a second in my life and if you think you can infect me with it, you've got another thing coming, V.
hallucinogem: (too hard to find)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-25 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[hey, optimism is a social disease. like the fantasy Bon Jovi song.]

I know. She's terrible.
Thinking that everyone can be forgiven and actually giving people the chance to forgive themselves... hearing people out if they need to work through guilt...

I hate that she'll probably end up being good for me. I know I say that all the time but I'm starting to think I won't actually hate it.
Gods, I must be losing my mind.
If she helped reform someone who did everything you've done, I'm gonna be child's play.
hallucinogem: (i'm after rebellion)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I don't want to bare my soul or anything here.
But you're still, like... you can still do the things you did before Rapunzel and Ruby started trying to win you over to their side, right?
You're just doing them with different goals in mind. It's not like you had to drop everything about your "old life" to start making up for it.

Not that that's something I'm worried about or anything.
hallucinogem: (imprisoned by the thought)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-28 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's encouraging, I guess.
There's probably some way to spin being a thief into something that can actually do some good for them.
'Cause I get the feeling they're not gonna be too happy if I just try to steal stuff for myself. If I can even still steal anything around here.
Stealing's a victimless crime anyway, I don't know why the cats get so angry about it.
hallucinogem: (i'm after rebellion)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Like... the Atlesian rebel leader? I'm pretty sure her name's Robyn Hill, but close enough, I guess. Didn't expect Ruby to know much about her. It's not a bad idea either way.
The cats really do need to sort out their priorities. Like, I know they work for Mother Superior (probably), but there's petty crime and then there's people getting kidnapped and burned alive. Get it together already.
hallucinogem: (it's a flaming wonder telepath)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Folklore from where you're from, huh...? I don't know. It's probably pretty hard to measure up to Robyn Hill and her band of Happy Huntresses working in secret to right injustice and fight for the common man, woman, and Faunus, all while some jerk in his ivory tower tries everything he can do to stop her because he likes having power too much.

Which, now that I say it, really makes me think you're on the right track with those cats. Can't trust a cop as far as you can throw them.
hallucinogem: (and the joke's on you)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-30 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Maybe I should do some reading after all.
Any other stories you think I should be keeping an eye on? Just based off what you've talked about with Red.
I'm sure you two have had a lot of conversations about what your worlds are like.


[she's just guessing at what people in a healthy relationship do. and also assuming that V and Ruby are in a healthy relationship.]

Of course they didn't do anything against giant bear robots. They're cowards. And/or prey.
hallucinogem: (and the joke's on you)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-31 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard anything about Flynngean Rider... it might be something good to look over.
Hell, maybe we could hang out and trade notes. I probably know some things that Ruby doesn't, not that any of them are that interesting.
Maybe sometime when we aren't running the risk of people being put on public trial or whatever, I could head over and we can do storytime.
You know, like adults.
hallucinogem: (i'm after rebellion)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-07-31 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like an adult plan, for adults. I'll pencil you in, or something.
Add you to my F-calendar.
It's... ugh, gross. It's NICE to have something to look forward to.
hallucinogem: (and the joke's on you)

[personal profile] hallucinogem 2020-08-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Relax, it just stands for Fluid.
Some of the tech bros I ran into used that kind of language for their Scrolls back home and I just wanted to say it.
I figure a guy who goes by V wouldn't have a problem with someone trying to talk cool. ;)

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