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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

[clussy]

i have no idea why i exclusively like men
you're all
idiots

[droptheious]

Hey, rude! I was making a ROBOT.

Besides, it's fine. I'm gonna assume you've told him about her now?

[clussy]

robotics are not more important than Taylor Swift

Yeah okay, i did, obviously
i cant NOT tell someone if they dont know im not that strong

but do you know how romantic her shit can be.
actually
now that im thinking about it

how even are you romantic with him

[droptheious]

I don't think you and I are going to agree on that one.

Um



We spend a lot of time together because we live together already but I don't know if that counts? We've only just figured out kissing without me inhaling a lungful of grass. We've had a couple of dates? Between everything being on fire.

Um. We play music together sometimes? Hold hands???

I did tell you I didn't really know what I was doing with this. I wasn't kidding.

[clussy]

okay.
then we can at least agree that you're a fucking idiot.
everyone has their flaws and this is apparently yours.



LOL
there's some joke somewhre in here about eating bush that i really want to make but i dont think your purity could handle it
or understand it

i mean. okay. i cant judge you that much. richie and i have only been on a couple of "official real dates" and everything else is just us hanging out together but with more cuddling

oh





you're probably the only person i've told but we actually had our first kiss. well, technically our first real kiss but thats complicated too but anyway it was great and cosmic which isnt just me being melodramatic about macking on the hottest boy alive but like you know it was actually pretty magical
literally










so


what im hearing here
is that you play music together sometimes
but you somehow never thought
"hey. it's essential to my well-being to make sure to maybe let Fern be aware of taylor swift"

holding hands is good.

i think you're doing fine. the swift stumble is pretty bad but you can probably still recover from that.

[droptheious]

I'm pretty sure I didn't agree to that, Eddie.

I really don't know what you're talking about because I feel this is another piece of future slang (please remember I am technically like 130 years older than you) and if you're gonna start talking about sausages again, I swear to god I'm turning the Fluid off.

Yeah, we've been doing that. The hanging out with cuddling thing? Maybe if this place gives us longer than a few hours of breathing space, we might be able to go on a better date.

Aww. That's actually really sweet. I'm happy for you that it went really well. You deserve to have that happiness- and I think the melodramatic part comes with the territory. Congrats.

...

Yeah okay now I'm thinking about it I can see where I went wrong there. Oops.

Thanks, that makes me feel a little better. I'm not really good at people stuff. Or romantic stuff. I guess it doesn't come naturally to me. I'm mostly winging it and hoping he finds it weirdly charming.

[clussy]

no we did. sorry.

it is kind of future slang actually even for me. but since it does have to do with sausages i'll make sure to omit the hairy details (lol)

it's hard to plan dates when you're not sure if you'll be a monster by the time date night comes around or what

thanks. i
it was really amazing. it made me feel a lot better about a lot of stuff about our relationship i was nervous about. i feel a lot closer to him because of it. we were already close but it's
it just
made me feel better.


EXACTLY.

well if it makes you feel better i think the romantic stuff is typically for when you're trying to woo someone into dating you in the first place and showing them why they should want to stick around
then when you're finally together i think the romantic stuff becomes the every day stuff in theory
cause you spend every day openly in love with them and don't have to hide it
so anything you do for them is technically romantic because it goes from
like
immature puppy dog pandering to genuinely "i want to do this for you and with you because of you" which is actually way more romantic in my opinion

[droptheious]

Hmmmmm I think I need to see solid evidence of this agreement.

Thank you. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Oh my god I know, right! You think to plan a nice date in a place and then it's "oops, no, sorry, that got swallowed into the void" or "nope, sorry you've forgotten who you are for the week!" or "surprise, your friend went on a killing spree!" It's impossible to plan anything.

I'm really glad, Eddie. It's about time something nice happened to you.

That makes a lot of sense and I feel a lot better. I tried to flirt with him the other day and honestly, the only thing I could think to say was that he filled my brain with oxytocin, which while true is not romantic at all. I'm trying to work on that.
But hey I have the rest in the bag at least!