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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

[droptheious]

In that case, I will definitely need a stool. Please tell him not to murder me in the process.

[survivalthroughhate]

He will do so if I tell him.

[Savage's complete and utter obedience was one of his better traits in Maul's opinion. Then again, that obedience only ever extended to him anyway.]

[droptheious]

Thanks, I appreciate that. I'm gonna put my faith in you on this one.

[He doesn't want to get stabbed!]

[survivalthroughhate]

I think I heard you talking to him when I first introduced him on the network. What do you think of him? I am trying to encourage him to make friends but it is slow going.

[Unfortunately, Maul and the big lunkhead were a big codependent on each after the lives they'd had. It meant Savage liked to stay extra close to him at all times.]

[droptheious]

He seems okay. A little less emotional than you. He seems pretty stand-offish, maybe you should throw him at someone like Usagi or Ruby who would relentlessly befriend him and wear him down until he just accepts it?

[survivalthroughhate]

I believe Usagi is on that track of thought with him. She sort of seemed to.....break him when they were speaking.

[Maul couldn't deny he found that whole conversation highly entertaining.]

But so long as they don't annoy him to the point of violence, I am sure some aggressive friendship might be just what he needs.

[droptheious]

That honestly doesn't come as a surprise not even for a second. Poor guy just wouldn't know what hit him.

Well, good for them. I'm sure they'd do it. How much he'd like it is another matter, but y'know. They won't give him an option.

[survivalthroughhate]

I tried to warn him but he wouldn’t believe me. He’ll just have to learn the hard way that she always gets what she wants.

Savage doesn’t like most things but that doesn’t mean it won’t be good for him. I can explain to him firsthand the therapeutic properties of having friends.

[droptheious]

Awwww, Maul! Look at you! Declaring the benefits of friendship! I'm so proud.

[survivalthroughhate]

Quiet. It's been a long year and I have learned much after being forced to interact with the populace at large here.

["Forced to". Riiiiight.]

[droptheious]

I don't know. I don't think anyone was forcing you to do anything. You could have just ignored us.

[survivalthroughhate]

Have YOU tried ignoring some of the aggressively friendly types in this town? I never stood a chance.

[droptheious]

One of my closest friends back home is an aggressively friendly type. You think the people here are bad? You should hope you NEVER meet her if you can't handle us.

She'd eat you for breakfast.

[survivalthroughhate]

Now that I can entirely believe. I have no defenses against such people. They are terrible and seem to be drawn to me like iron filings to a magnet.

[droptheious]

I think they just really want to give people who haven't got anyone someone they can lean on. That's just the sort of people they are.

[survivalthroughhate]

On that I can agree. Before I came here, I had no one except my brother and my mother. It was always me versus the entire galaxy.

[Which really does explain why Maul had somewhat had an easy time latching onto people after the initial prickly, awkward period with them.]

[droptheious]

And now you've got people and you've just got to live with that.

It was just me and dad for a while. Then just me for a long time. I get it.

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm not sure I like it. But there's nothing to be done about it now.