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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

[droptheious]

No choice. So sad for him.

Sure, why not? Between the three of us, he'd probably be there to hit us with sticks anyway. We don't exactly have a great track record for being well-behaved kids.

No no, he brings presents. He's a good guy. He just keeps bad company.

[laminae]

it's for his own good, enjoying a holiday where you spend time with your friends and family

ha ha you got that right
together we're probably the worst kids in town

real bad company, sounds like

[droptheious]

Of course it is. He'll thank us for it later.

Probably! But we can wear that badge with pride!

Oh yeah. But there's nice parts too. Like there's always LOTS of food. Like duck or goose. There's these really good things called Lebkuchen which are these little cookies or stollen which is like a fruit loaf thing? The food is a BIG part of it back home. We're gonna eat so much we'll want to die.

[laminae]

we should make sure to tell him about the gift part of the holiday
so he can thank us by getting us stuff

ha ha we should make up some scout badges
stick them on our sashes

dang yeah i remember there being some food last year
but i mostly tried avoiding all of it since it just made me feel bad
you don't know how excited i am to eat til i wanna die, V

[droptheious]

Oh you bet. I think we're setting ourselves up for some weird gifts, but I wouldn't want him to feel left out, either.

We just have to hope Sodder doesn't make them do weird magic. Unless it's actually something useful, anyway.

I don't blame you. I'd hate to be around Christmas celebrations and not being able to eat. But it's okay, you can make up for it by eating twice as much this year. It'll be great.

[laminae]

look, as long as he doesn't give me a bag of mulch i'll be happy

i wouldn't put it past Julia. not sure what kind of magic 'Worst Kids' badges would have, though

you bet i'm going to
i'm going to stuff myself with stollen and Lebkuchen and duck and everything else you eat at Christmas

[droptheious]

I don't THINK he'd do that.

[But he makes a mental note to check anyway because if there's one thing he's learned, it's not to put anything past Glitch.]

Probably something to help us commit crimes or somesuch. Or if she wants it to be a detriment, it just screams BAD KIDS wherever we go.

Good, I'm glad, because I am not eating everything myself.

[laminae]

probably not, you're right

[He's going to go ahead and trust in Glitch.]

you know, the second is probably what would happen, but the first would be pretty fun

i wouldn't leave you in the lurch like that

[droptheious]

I think the second is much, much more likely. It seems in keeping with Sodder's mentality, honestly. But you never know, she might actually give us a buff for once.

I know you wouldn't/

[laminae]

well, we could always try making some
worst case scenario we destroy them

[droptheious]

you know i am kind of tempted to try that
call it scientific curiosity

[laminae]

let's do it