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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
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EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
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FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
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USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
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USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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[It takes her a second to get the slippers off and then put her boots. She then hands him the slippers.]
Okay. Now... I don't know how far away you have to be from someone to make them work, but let's try this.
[And unlike a normal person she doesn't go and use the door. She steps over to his window and opens it up. She casually leaps out it like a crazy person and uses her semblance to blast over across the road. Once she's there she raises her arms up and waves her arms.]
Alright, ready over here!
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[He takes the slippers- awkwardly slipping the on his hands. It means he has to lean on his crutches rather than hold them, but it's not impossible. Just unwieldy. He doesn't have enough time to register what she's doing before she's already leaping out of the window. He manages a yelp of horror before... nope she's already done it. ]
You know doors exist right?
[Still. He gives this a try, slapping the slippers together. In a flash, he teleports next to her.]
...Yup. That's never not gonna feel really weird.
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Doors are boring! This was faster!
[Ruby waits outside patiently for him to give the slippers a try. Honestly there were a million things that could have gone wrong with this plan but her eyes brighten in delight as none of them occur. She let's out a giddy squeal when they do and he winds up beside her.]
Yeah, I'd like to say you get used to it but it's kind of always gives you a weird feeling in your stomach.
But they work, That's awesome! Operation sneak into the theatre is a go!
[And then she has to back pedal on the whole crime thing.]
I think by this point he should be used to it? What's he going to do, arrest me? It'll be like the fourth time someone from Atlas tried.
...But I guess they succeeded once. So maybe I shouldn't talk.
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[Varian could probably calculate to the decimal point how many ways this could have gone wrong. ]
Gotta admit? Not a fan of the stomach feeling. Yeesh. It's almost as queasy as the semblance thing.
[Because being broken down to your basic molecular structure and being dragged a distance away by a manic pixie girl it a pretty weird experience.
Thanks, Penny. He arches his brow, letting out a soft, amused sound. ]Ya-huh. And I guess that's a point. He could always tell the Fuzz on you. Have you seen him talking to any cats lately?
Manic Pixie Girl, Ruby!!!!!!! I have never felt so attacked
It's not ideal. That's for sure.
[She looks a little offended hearing that her semblance makes him queazy but she smiles that off and ruffles at his hair instead.]
Wow. Rude. Pretty sure my Semblance has saved us both enough times to get a bit more respect than that.
[She starts to walk back toward his house now that they know the slippers work. No sense standing across the road like weirdos.]
Huh. Hadn't really thought about that. I haven't but that doesn't mean he isn't. Cops like to protect their own, so I could see him mingling with them.
AND YET
[He hobbles after her, not doing that great with the crutches AND the slippers but he's doing his best. ]
They probably meet in some secret cop tavern or something. In the dead of night. To plan how to enforce rules.
THERE IS NO LIE
[It takes her a second but she notices the hobble the trouble he's having. There's a pang of nervous anxiety as she's not sure whether to offer to take them or not. She doesn't want to sting at his pride so instead she just slows down her pace to match his. Once they cross the street she'll offer to take them off his hands.]
That sounds about right... I think cops hang around at donut shops. Or at least that's what they usually do on TV. But I can't really picture Clover eating a donut. Or the Fuzz, so you might be onto something.
Either way there is definitely scheming.
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Just putting that thought out there. I'd watch him a little more closely now if I were you. Just to be safe.
[Sorry, not sorry Clover. He turns to give her a smile.]
But we can save that for after the movie. And the millions of snacks that we're gonna end up with.
[He knows what you're like, Ruby. He knows.]
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Not a bad idea! Hey maybe we could do some late night surveillance, like a stake out. Try and catch them in the act of all their conspiring?
[Because no one would ever notice the dinged up truck hopping a curb to stalk them.]
Deal~! Oh my god, the snacks. I'm going to need a backpack and my cargo pants!
Oh! Since you're teleporting in we can get you a backpack too! It'll be perfect.
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I need you to think long and hard before you commit to this, Ruby, and I need you to honestly ask yourself if you are capable of a stakeout. Because that involves sitting down and doing nothing for very long periods of time.
[He's not saying that you have a really short attention span except that's exactly what he's saying. Still, he laughs. ]
Okay, okay. That sounds like a lot of snacks so you're right, we'd better prepare properly for them.
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It-
Lasts about five seconds before there's a look that could suggest there is something burning in her head.]
I mean... I could bring some music or something? That'd help pass the time?
[She grins and wraps an arm over his shoulder light and loose after he laughs.]
So when were you thinking of doing this? Tonight? Later on this week?
Shouldn't be too hard now that we've got our entrance plan.
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[Does his tone suggest he doesn't think she's capable of that? KINDA. Still, he smiles.]
We can do it tonight. That'd be nice. It'll be a break from... everything.
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[She's genuinely not sure about this. Look technology kind of boomed in her world. She doesn't know what he has or doesn't have back home.]
Tonight it is! I'd say I'd pick you up-But it looks like you've got your own ride.
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[Ruby, please.]
Looks like I have! Here's hoping I don't crash into a wall with them.
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Wait-no-I take that back. That might have something to do with why you can sing so good.
Never mind.
[She can't help it.]
Don't worry, I've probably got you covered on that front!
[Ruby. That is not something you should be proud of.]
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...But thanks, I think?
[HE SO UNSURE ABOUT THAT.]
Okay. I'm holding you to that. No walls.
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You've got all this magic and stuff but no but no light switches.
It's a compliment. A huge one, actually.
[HE REALLY SHOULD BE.]
What about street lamps? Are they fair game?
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...
I mean, if you feel a need to destroy them, but if the Authority go after you I'm gonna deny all knowledge.
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...Okay deal, but can I still hide out in your lab?
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[Fucking magic always showing up and doing weird stuff to everyone :|]
I think I can stretch to harbouring a fugitive. Seen as it's you.
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[Why so rude magic? Why you have to get her involved in a weird shadow war and kill her friends?]
Sweet! You're the best you know that? I'll bring catnip. Maybe we can bribe them to get off my case?
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[It's the worst! And then it lets demons out who get into your friend's brain and make them do dumb things.]
Bribing the law? You know... that's not a terrible idea? I mean, we can bribe Max all the time and he's like the guard-iest guard. It might work!
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[Ugh. That's just awful. Or your friends end up with bajillion year old wizards in their head.]
See! I thought I was onto something. I think the only cop in town who can't be bought is Clover. But I think we just don't know how to get him yet.
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