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[droptheious]

FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Ooo slang part the second FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? MAKO Varian— Checking in. SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster EDDIE Hey. We need to talk. MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. LUZ Valentines MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in USAGI I LOVE YOU FERN DUDE you still have your bandana! BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. FERN dude your profile changed USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup. GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart... MAUL Gifts FERN heeyyyy quick question FERN Christmas is coming up!!! CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this FERN heyyyy Variable RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but... EDA Potion time NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! GLITCH Got this in my basket. EDA hey smart kid TEN Hallo ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. AMARA i lived, bitch NEO Debatably good news, asshole USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need FERN a dark past huh MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD USAGI How much moon essence do you have? USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! RICHIE well I promised FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?! USAGI To help with restless nights and the... VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important. USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you. FERN dog you have so many vests IRONHIDE HONK HONK USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... FERN tell me when you're alive FERN Varian i stabbed two people AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. FERN hey can we talk FERN you told ruby MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! FERN birth MAUL Look what just arrived for me. KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals FERN dog interested in means girls or guys

TO: SUBJECT: USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back. ADAM I'm worried about Shiro FERN Hey handsome OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately? USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash. FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us! Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now... BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right? BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals... FERN Aw, your pictures are nice! KURT Hey. Are you around? RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual? QROW Hey. Checking up on you. EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay. GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul? LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up. ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead. QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up? PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... JON I'm sorry I attacked you JON Stay away from Fern. FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war... USAGI Hey. So. Update. NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY? USAGI Emotions are really difficult FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time. WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.

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Comments

[threelayers]

Isn't that just a great way to lose property values?
Hah, but yeah there's no way in hell that I'm going down there, no thanks.
Either way, I'm going to be spending time mining this antidote, so there's plenty.
If you want to join me, give me a call.

[droptheious]

You say like our house wasn't doing that all by itself already. That's a good idea, though. It might make next October a little less... awful.

Thanks, um. I can't really do a lot of climbing right now. I don't know if Em told you or not but I lost a leg last month. No climbing for me until I get a prosthetic finished.

[Maybe the fact he's admitting weakness to her is a sign that she's finally shifting off his shitlist. ]

[threelayers]

Around here, I'd say it's all crap value.
Well, either way, me having it lets me help stay sane and have it just in case.
Waaaaaaait, how the hell did you lose a leg?
Do I even want to know?

[She was definitely taking it as a sign that things were normalizing, alright.]

[droptheious]

I think we need plenty of it, just in case. I don't trust this town not to do anything like that again.

A dragon ate it. Literally. October was the worst month.

[threelayers]

I also don't trust this town to let us keep getting antidotes.
So I plan to stock up while we have the chance to do that, because it will come in handy.

A dragon? Yeah, that's officially on par with bad months for you right about now.
You doing a prosthetic? I mean if you die it probably comes back whole, but I'm not recommending that.

[droptheious]

Abolutely not. I've got a supply of them stored ready, just in case. I doubt we'd get any warning when we really need it.

I don't especially want to die to test that theory out. Thanks though. I'm working on a prosthetic. I'll be fine.

[threelayers]

Can't say I blame you there.
If you can manage to get the hang of the balance, you should be fine.

[droptheious]

I hope so. I don't have the luxury of remaining helpless in this place for too long. And I don't want to rely on other people.

[He deinitely doesn't want other people getting themselves hurt trying to protect him.]

[threelayers]

Well, assuming you trust me not to fuck it up?
Let me know if you need help with parts acquisition.
That definitely qualifies in my skill set, as we know.

[droptheious]

[Trust is a BIG WORD and he's not sure how far along Neo has earned his yet, but still. Got to start somewhere.]

You know what? Sure. Let me know if you find anything. I can't exactly scavenge for parts as I am.

[threelayers]

[Hey, if he picked his parts right he could just check them when she brought them in. Kind of a win win here.]

I might stop by the junkyard later today.
Let me know what you'd be looking for, since I figure you'd use those.
You kind of seem like the sort to turn scrap into a working limb.

No offense.
just seems your style.

[droptheious]

None taken. You're not wrong. It's the best place to get parts here. It's not like there's a working blacksmith or anything, so-

Thanks though. I appreciate it.

[threelayers]

No problem. I'll be in touch.
Try not to break a leg in the meantime, heh.

[droptheious]

I've only got the one left so I'll try my best not ruin it.

[threelayers]

Alright I'll see ya soon.
Whether or not you recognize me will be up to my whims, hehe.

(OOC: You can safely assume she shows up with some generic parts later in the day. I'm not sure of your plans with the leg.)