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FERN |
Ooo slang part the second |
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FERN |
i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us |
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LANCE |
Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ... |
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DIPPER |
Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used... |
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PETER |
Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham. |
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USAGI |
Soooooooo~ How'd the date go? |
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MAKO |
Varianβ Checking in. |
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SHIRO |
i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster |
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EDDIE |
Hey. We need to talk. |
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MELIUS |
π»πΎ. πΌ ππππ πΎπ πππππ πππΎππΉ πΆππΉ πΎπ πΎπ πππ ππ½πππ |
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EDA |
Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology. |
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LUZ |
Valentines |
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MAUL |
I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in |
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USAGI |
I LOVE YOU |
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FERN |
DUDE you still have your bandana! |
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BUZZ |
Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard. |
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FERN |
dude your profile changed |
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USAGI |
Ruby told me about the breakup. |
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GLITCH |
Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now |
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MAKO |
A "nerd" is somebody smart... |
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MAUL |
Gifts |
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FERN |
heeyyyy quick question |
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FERN |
Christmas is coming up!!! |
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CHLOE |
god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea??? |
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KRISTOFF |
Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this |
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FERN |
heyyyy Variable |
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RAPUNZEL |
okay not to put you on the spot but... |
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EDA |
Potion time |
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NEO |
Dude, I can mine antidote shit here! |
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GLITCH |
Got this in my basket. |
) |
EDA |
hey smart kid |
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TEN |
Hallo |
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ADAM |
Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in |
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USAGI |
I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday. |
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AMARA |
i lived, bitch |
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NEO |
Debatably good news, asshole |
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USAGI |
Hey Varian! It's Usagi |
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OSCAR |
I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need |
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FERN |
a dark past huh |
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MAUL |
Varian. I am in great need of your assistance |
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FERN |
Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD |
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USAGI |
How much moon essence do you have? |
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USAGI |
VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! |
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RICHIE |
well I promised |
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FERN |
A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG |
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GLITCH |
VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
|
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USAGI |
To help with restless nights and the... |
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VIRA-LORR |
Little alchemist. I have a gift for you. |
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MARTIN |
Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out... |
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USAGI |
Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you. |
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GLITCH |
varian I need to talk to you. it's important. |
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USAGI |
I need you not to panic after what I tell you. |
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FERN |
dog you have so many vests |
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IRONHIDE |
HONK HONK |
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USAGI |
... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian |
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EMERALD |
Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything... |
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FERN |
tell me when you're alive |
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FERN |
Varian i stabbed two people |
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AMARA |
hey weirdo i have something for you
|
) |
FERN |
is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel? |
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PENNY |
Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina |
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YANG |
Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before. |
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FERN |
hey can we talk |
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FERN |
you told ruby |
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MAUL |
Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating |
) |
USAGI |
Hey I wanted to apologise |
) |
USAGI |
VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!! |
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FERN |
birth |
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MAUL |
Look what just arrived for me. |
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KATHERINE |
Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things? |
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FERN |
ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals |
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FERN |
dog interested in means girls or guys |
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SHE CAN DO THIS.
SHE'S GOT THIS.]
MAKE UP MOVIE NIGHT
MAKE UP
BECAUSE BENNY'S AND HER FRIEND MISSED ONE WHILE WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED
[She remembered the space bar.]
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[Look, at this point he is perfectly entitled to give her shit about it. He's allowed. ]
Those are two very different words that probably shouldn't be mixed up :)
But sure, that sounds nice. Is that the person who's been yelling on the network? Because I'm pretty sure that's more-than-friend yelling. Like 90% sure.
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First time for everything, right?
Kind of getting used to these intense bouts of FEELINGS all of a sudden. Kind of easier to manage the freak out.
Probably not! I was letting the fluid do the spell checking and apparently that was not the best idea.
It has very different ideas about how to spend a night.
She is. Penny hasn't said much about her and I don't want to press too much. She's pretty new to all this too so I thought I'd let her go at her own pace.
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Yeah those are two very different nights and one is definitely not one you' spend with other people.
I think that's smart. Let her figure it out on her own, hear her out when she needs it.
[Because obviously Ruby's an expert at this by now, obviously. ]
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Yeah. Also kind of weird and upfront considering we haven't... You know. We just haven't done the first step to that yet.
Are there steps?
I don't know. Either way pretty sudden to drop that on you! SORRY!
I think so? I can't picture her hiding anything from me, but I'm kind of glad she's out there experiencing things for her self.
She didn't get to do that back at home much.
So she's earned the chance to carve out her own path a little, you know?
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...No Varian, don't do that. That's not romantic. Forget I said that part. And it's ok, honestly.
Of course, she has. I'm sure she'll do fine. She's pretty nice, she sent a message introducing herself to me. She was pretty excited about the inventing thing.
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Just like the steps.
Except they didn't go right over my head. I'm not back flipping over any staircases today.
At least not yet. It actually sounds kind of fun.
Penny is like the nicest person I have ever met in my life. Which is saying something because like I'm pretty nice and I know a bunch of nice people.
Oh gosh. She would love all the inventing stuff. It'll remind her so much of being at home. Please tell me you two are going to hang out because that sounds great!
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You're extremely nice so for someone to be higher on the niceness scale than you is pretty impressive. She seemed really sweet.
I'd love to. I'm sure she has plenty of insights into Remnant tech that I can work with. She sounded pretty knowledgable on the whole thing. Something about her dad being an inventor? Specialised in robotics?
[Which is WILD to him. Man, what he wouldn't give for his father to even have a sliver of an interest in what he does. Also, yup, still UTTERLY unaware about the robot thing.]
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Yeah. We will figure it out. I believe in us!
Trust me. I don't say people are nicer than me lightly. I have tried to out happy her and failed.
Like feel like if anyone is going to know anything about robotics here. It's going to be Penny. Her dad is like the absolute best where I come from. Have you got a good look at my sisters arm?
He built that for her. It was state of the art as of last year.
[Ruby was not about to blow the robot thing for Penny. She had almost done it once when the Fluid's were acting up. Thankfully Peter was cool and didn't pry about that. It was a choice for Penny to make.]
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That's pretty extreme. She might be happier than Rapunzel, and that's a terrifying concept in-of-itself.
I haven't had a good look at it. I'm trying to resist the urge just to grab it and start testing it on account of the fact I want her to like me. But that's cool! It looks pretty impressive, design-wise. I've never seen prosthetics like it.
[Mostly because the only person with prosthetics he's met is Hookfoot and he... literally has a hook foot. ]
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[She's kidding.]
From what I've seen of Rapunzel it's a pretty close competition. We might have to put this to the test one day.
Okay. That's fair. I think she likes you so far. Or at least I haven't seen her tossing darts at a picture of your face yet. Nothing on her punching bag either. So I think you're good. It's good to play it safe, just in case.
Oh my gosh it's awesome. It even has a built in shot gun. <3 Gosh, I wish I had one like it.
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[God, he hopes she's kidding.]
That's absolutely terrifying and yet my morbid curiosity makes me want to see how it goes.
I will take that! That's good. Good steps! Not wanting to murder or punch me.
Wow, really? Way to go her, still keeping the good fight. I'm impressed.
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[Thank goodness she is pretty sure she is.]
We should make an event out of it.
Look at you getting on my families good side. :D
Yusssss. It's like literally one of the best things in the whole world. You can't keep her out of the fight for long.
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That somehow makes it worse, but yes. Lets.
I definitely got that impression with her.