droptheious: (Say I shouldn't kill you yet)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2020-03-11 08:22 am

Deerington inbox



 
FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Ooo slang part the second
FERN i think we just shared electrons, because i'm feeling a covalent bond between us
LANCE Pidge, I need your help. I gotta send a meme to Chloe but ...
DIPPER Hey Varian. You know those crazy alchemy bombs you used...
PETER Hey Varian, this is Peter. Um, Peter Graham.
USAGI Soooooooo~ How'd the date go?
MAKO Varianβ€” Checking in.
SHIRO i think one of us put a chicken patty in my toaster
EDDIE Hey. We need to talk.
MELIUS 𝐻𝒾. 𝐼 π“€π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝒾𝓉 π“π‘œπ‘œπ“€π“ˆ π“Œπ‘’π’Ύπ“‡π’Ή 𝒢𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œπ“‰ π“ˆπ’½π‘œπ“‡π“‰
EDA Hey, kid. I... owe you an apology.
LUZ Valentines
MAUL I have a proposition for a project I think you'll be interested in
USAGI I LOVE YOU
FERN DUDE you still have your bandana!
BUZZ Morning. I heard from Fern you wanted to go out into the blizzard.
FERN dude your profile changed
USAGI Ruby told me about the breakup.
GLITCH Varian, I'm gonna go live somewhere else for now
MAKO A "nerd" is somebody smart...
MAUL Gifts
FERN heeyyyy quick question
FERN Christmas is coming up!!!
CHLOE god who the FUCK ever thought emojis were a good idea???
KRISTOFF Varian,It's getting colder so I thought you could use this
FERN heyyyy Variable
RAPUNZEL okay not to put you on the spot but...
EDA Potion time
NEO Dude, I can mine antidote shit here!
GLITCH Got this in my basket.
EDA hey smart kid
TEN Hallo
ADAM Hey, k-- uh, Varian. I just wanted to check in
USAGI I'm sorry I worried you and fainted on you yesterday.
AMARA i lived, bitch
NEO Debatably good news, asshole
USAGI Hey Varian! It's Usagi
OSCAR I'm sorry, Varian. Tell me what you need
FERN a dark past huh
MAUL Varian. I am in great need of your assistance
FERN Varian VARIAN I CAN EAT FOOD
USAGI How much moon essence do you have?
USAGI VIVI-KUN, VIVI-KUN GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!
RICHIE well I promised
FERN A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
GLITCH VARIAN ARE THERE BUGS IN THE WATER?!
USAGI To help with restless nights and the...
VIRA-LORR Little alchemist. I have a gift for you.
MARTIN Hi, Varian. This is Martin. I wanted to reach out...
USAGI Hi Varian, sweetie! I have a question for you.
GLITCH varian I need to talk to you. it's important.
USAGI I need you not to panic after what I tell you.
FERN dog you have so many vests
IRONHIDE HONK HONK
USAGI ... I'm sorry I couldn't help you better, Varian
EMERALD Hey, V. Not that I care that much or anything...
FERN tell me when you're alive
FERN Varian i stabbed two people
AMARA hey weirdo i have something for you
FERN is the Rapunzel in town your Rapunzel?
PENNY Salutations!! You do not know me, but my name is Penny Polendina
YANG Hey, is this Varian? I think we've met once before.
FERN hey can we talk
FERN you told ruby
MAUL Surviving another year is always an occasion worth celebrating
USAGI Hey I wanted to apologise
USAGI VARIAN-KUUUUNNN!!!!
FERN birth
MAUL Look what just arrived for me.
KATHERINE Do you want to get paid to make more purple goo things?
FERN ok i know you're good with plants but what about animals
FERN dog interested in means girls or guys


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
USAGI So. Maul dropped by, he's got his memories back.
ADAM I'm worried about Shiro
FERN Hey handsome
OSCAR You've been weirdly quiet lately
FERN Guess what I haven't told you lately?
USAGI Hey. I'm back from the dead and I feel like trash.
FERN I made meatloaf that may or may not poison us!
Emerald Hey. I know you probably don't want to talk to anyone right now...
BELLA Hey Bella. You've dated someone who's a different species to you right?
BILL Hi, Fern mentioned you were interested in interdimensional portals...
FERN Aw, your pictures are nice!
KURT Hey. Are you around?
RICHIE Is it just me or is Eddie acting weirder than usual?
QROW Hey. Checking up on you.
EDA Hi Eda. Hope Ruddiger found you okay.
GLITCH Hey. What happened between you and Maul?
LUNA Luna- I uh... I think I need your help
EDDIE So hey, I finally worked out how to replicate the Antidote
OSCAR So, I noticed Ozpin has shown up.
ROGUE Hey, I managed to replicate the Antidote
KURT Hey. We're back. None of us are dead.
QROW Uh... hey. How are you guys holding up?
PETER You gave Ruby the haunted dolls
GLITCH Hey, Bud. Sorry I tried to murder you with a robot
KURT I'm probably the last person you want to talk to...
JON I'm sorry I attacked you
JON Stay away from Fern.
FERN Hey you still haven't got me those baking ingredients
FERN Okay so the Betties are upping their war...
USAGI Hey. So. Update.
NEO You tried to bury her alive? SERIOUSLY?
USAGI Emotions are really difficult
FERN OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ONE TOO
FERN Okay this better be to Fern this time.
WYNONNA So guess who got into the fridge and ate literally everything in there.


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clickclickbloom: (but there's not a happy ending)

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[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-06 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[OKAY.
SHE CAN DO THIS.
SHE'S GOT THIS.]


MAKE UP MOVIE NIGHT
MAKE UP
BECAUSE BENNY'S AND HER FRIEND MISSED ONE WHILE WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED


[She remembered the space bar.]
clickclickbloom: (Every life is on the line)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW. SHOTS FIRED.]

First time for everything, right?

Kind of getting used to these intense bouts of FEELINGS all of a sudden. Kind of easier to manage the freak out.

Probably not! I was letting the fluid do the spell checking and apparently that was not the best idea.

It has very different ideas about how to spend a night.

She is. Penny hasn't said much about her and I don't want to press too much. She's pretty new to all this too so I thought I'd let her go at her own pace.
clickclickbloom: (And just like the blood that's shed)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-06 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We're learning! Woohoo!

Yeah. Also kind of weird and upfront considering we haven't... You know. We just haven't done the first step to that yet.

Are there steps?

I don't know. Either way pretty sudden to drop that on you! SORRY!

I think so? I can't picture her hiding anything from me, but I'm kind of glad she's out there experiencing things for her self.

She didn't get to do that back at home much.

So she's earned the chance to carve out her own path a little, you know?
clickclickbloom: (I can ever comprehend this)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-08 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.... Right. It went right over my head so easy peasy to forget that.
Just like the steps.
Except they didn't go right over my head. I'm not back flipping over any staircases today.
At least not yet. It actually sounds kind of fun.

Penny is like the nicest person I have ever met in my life. Which is saying something because like I'm pretty nice and I know a bunch of nice people.

Oh gosh. She would love all the inventing stuff. It'll remind her so much of being at home. Please tell me you two are going to hang out because that sounds great!
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[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-09 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What if there's like a monster or something and it's a cool way to avoid getting attacked? Then can I do it?

Yeah. We will figure it out. I believe in us!

Trust me. I don't say people are nicer than me lightly. I have tried to out happy her and failed.

Like feel like if anyone is going to know anything about robotics here. It's going to be Penny. Her dad is like the absolute best where I come from. Have you got a good look at my sisters arm?

He built that for her. It was state of the art as of last year.


[Ruby was not about to blow the robot thing for Penny. She had almost done it once when the Fluid's were acting up. Thankfully Peter was cool and didn't pry about that. It was a choice for Penny to make.]
clickclickbloom: (Day and night will sever)

[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-12 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Deal. Pretty sure my lucky crayon is sitll up there. I'd hate for anything to happen to it.

[She's kidding.]

From what I've seen of Rapunzel it's a pretty close competition. We might have to put this to the test one day.

Okay. That's fair. I think she likes you so far. Or at least I haven't seen her tossing darts at a picture of your face yet. Nothing on her punching bag either. So I think you're good. It's good to play it safe, just in case.

Oh my gosh it's awesome. It even has a built in shot gun. <3 Gosh, I wish I had one like it.
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[personal profile] clickclickbloom 2020-06-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
We've been together so long it just wouldn't be the same if it was gone.

[Thank goodness she is pretty sure she is.]

We should make an event out of it.

Look at you getting on my families good side. :D

Yusssss. It's like literally one of the best things in the whole world. You can't keep her out of the fight for long.