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Varian

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FROM: SUBJECT: JUN & HARU Hey Var, do you got a moment? JUN Just so you know, I'm fine, but I might be harder to contact. EVE Hey Varian, are you on this train? JUN Hey honey, where are you? GIL The Cube 4 GIL The Cube 3 JUN Hey Var, is this a good time to run a rather personal ethical dilemma by you? JUN Oh hey, lumber! GIL The Cube 2 GIL The Cube 1 RATIO Some while back... JUN I'm fine, I went to my room. KNI I am sorry. RATIO I will be going back to teaching on Monday. NOCTIS you okay there? JUN Date BLADE Varian. How are you doing? NOCTIS hey, you’re an engineer. JUN birthday NOCTIS hey, it's noctis. from the park? BLADE A little bird told me... ZHONGLI Hello. This is Zhongli BLADE This is Blade. Jusis told me to find you... ROSE You’re Varian, right? AMAL Loser gets adopted FERN Heyyyy V, you busy? DANNY Birthday AMAL Happy nameday to the best scientist I know! JUN Are you busy? There's something I wanted to ask you. AMAL hey varian FERN hey i just realized something great DANNY Hey. I know you're probably busy with everything... ZODIAC Happy Holiday from Zodiac! CLAUDE Hey Varian. You there? ZELOS Heeeey Varian! I'm sure you're busy... FIVE I know you might be busy right now but... FERN heyyy, did you see that guy...

TO: SUBJECT: JUN Two questions. BLADE Hey, hey hey, Blade. JUN Birthday VASH I figure it's probably about time we talk, huh? JUN 愛してるよ ???!!! AMAL Dad? You home? JUN Forgt anyting nuice I said aboout space KNI Happy birthday, Kni! MIKLEO Hey, Mikleo. Jun said it'd be okay to message you... YUUKI So hey, do you think you could... JUN So. Uh. That happened. ELLIOT Hi, Elliot. Can I talk to you about something? AMAL Dad, something happened to Fern. DANNY Hey, Bud. I've got some bad?? news? EVE Hey, Eve. I wanted to make sure AMAL Happy birthday, Dad! AMAL Hey, could I get your opinion on something? VASH Hi there! Texting ahead of time like you asked. FERN Happy birthday, you. FERN Day of Hearts WILL Hey, Will. When are you free? I've got your... ELLIOT ...Hey, Elliot. Can I ask your advice on something? SNOW Hey, you available? ELLIOT Elliot? I'm- I'm really sorry to bother you... AUGUST Hey. Can I ask a follow-up question after my last one? DANNY Hey. There's something important I need to talk to you about. FIVE Hey, I was thinking we should probably talk MOANA Hey. Remember me saying we probably needed to talk... ELLIOT Um. Hey. I wondered if we could talk. AMAL Hey. Are you busy? Can we talk? HUNTER Just so you're aware... AUGUST Can I ask some advice? DANNY Hey, Danny! I think I've figured out something... KEN Hey! The figure you wanted is all finished.

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Comments

[droptheious]

[Varian does not smile sweetly back. He looks like he's been gravely insulted.]

If this place had windows I would throw it OUT of one. I don't want to eat your basic dressing! I HAVE taste buds!

[ The rudeness!!! ]

[whiteshroud]

[He fakes a thoughtful expression]

Huh, is that so.

[...]

I did see some "spicy ranch" at the grocery store. Do you want me to call Caleb and see if he can run some for you?

[droptheious]

[ Varian stares.

And then stares some more.

And then with his free hand, he reaches behind him to pick up one of the couch cushions.]

Sorry, Jun. This was a nice like, two hours, but I'm gonna have to smother you now. We had a good run. I know you understand.

[whiteshroud]

[And Jun is staring right back. With a smile on his face]

You're cute when you have murderous intent.

[droptheious]

[That one definitely brought a blush to Varian's face as he huck the pillow at Jun- there's no real venom in it, he's not really aiming to hit him with it.]

AUGH, you're the worst.

[whiteshroud]

[He laughs a little as he catches the pillow... or rather tries to, but it bounces off his fingertips and flies askew, hitting the ranch bottle and knocking it over (1)]

Oops.

[droptheious]

[ Varian watches as ranch slowly oozes out onto Jun's coffee table. A lopsided, buck-toothed grin slowly crosses his features, as he slooooooowly turns his head to face Jun. He raises his eyebrows.]

And that, mein schatz, is what we call karma. You brought it onto yourself and I am not cleaning that up.

[whiteshroud]

[He sighs]

Yeah, yeah. That's fair.

[He gets up from the couch to go grab some paper towels and cleaner]

Feel free to grab your dinner if you're hungry. It's on the dining table.

[What with the heavy conversation done and everything]

[droptheious]

[ This is what he gets for having the audacity to bring ranch into an argument. This is the universe punishing him for it.]

Sure thing!

[And even if he's not willing to help Jun tidy up the ranch mishap, he will get Jun's food out too, setting the dinner out for the both of them- he'll even be good enough to sit and wait for Jun to finish before unwrapping his burger.]

At least I know I can't be assaulted by the ranch now.

[whiteshroud]

[At least Jun is taking the karma in stride. He'll quickly clean it up and cap up the ranch]

Don't worry, only some of it spilled out.

[He'll walk over to the kitchenette area, throwing away the towels and putting the ranch dressing in the mini-fridge. It'll probably be left in the cafeteria later. Maybe]

I hope burgers are alright. I thought to try to keep it to something simple.

[droptheious]

[ Varian grimaces. He just knows that fucking stuff is gonna show up around the fortress. He just knows it. ]

Great, so happy to hear it lives another day.

[ He offers a smile and a little shrug.]

They're fine, Jun. Don't worry about it. I wasn't kidding when I said I wasn't fussy. Trust me, once you've had a year of prison gruel anything is a feast. [A beat.] Except ranch. Never ranch. Making that clear.

[whiteshroud]

[It sure will. Jun's not going to eat it, but he's not about to waste food either]

Okay, okay no ranch.

[He'll sit down across from Varian and grab his own burger, fries, and can of soda. ]

I get that though. Krusnik didn't serve high quality food either. So as long as there's no pork, I'll probably eat it.

[droptheious]

[It is going to haunt the fortress like a ghost. Moved from place to place by these two in some weird ranch-based mind game.

He digs into his food, making happy little noises as he eats. He will NEVER get used to how good 21st century food is. He could never go back even if a door opened up for him tomorrow. He can't abandon fries.]

I think that's fair. We can avoid pork-based anything. That's an easy compromise.

[whiteshroud]

[He'll smile at Varian's happiness as he takes a few bites of his own. ]

Thanks. Though feel free to have pork yourself if you want it! I can be in the same room as it, it's not like it offends me.

[droptheious]

[He considers this, before nodding, taking a few more bites.]

Duly noted- just make sure not to feed any of it to you, huh?

[whiteshroud]

That's right.

[He nods. He'll take another few bites of his burger, eating in silence... before finally speaking up]

So.... ground rules. To... this. We should probably start figuring those out, since neither of us succeeded in scaring the other away.

[droptheious]

[Varian pauses in his eating for a moment to focus on Jun- because that's... yeah, that's important.]

Okay. That's for sure something we need to do- the last thing I wanna do is misstep or hurt you or... well, anything like that.

[whiteshroud]

[It sure is]

Well, the same goes for you too. I don't want to hurt you either.

[a pauses as he considers]

First up.... this isn't an open relationship. If you find someone you want to date, we go back to being just friends.

[droptheious]

[ At least that one's an easy one. Varian nods. ]

That's really fair. I mean... I can't see that happening [because he's HIM and kind of a constant disaster of a person] but we're both stuck with... geez, I don't even know how long lives. Neither of us can predict the future. That makes sense, and the same goes to you, too.

[whiteshroud]

[He nods, relieved that one went over well]

Of course! My dating prospects are... pretty terrible, but you're right. Anything can happen in the future.

Your turn?

[He doesn't want to be the one setting all the rules ok]

[droptheious]

[Varian had honestly given himself up for centuries of solitude at this point, but he hadn't seen Jun coming and here he is.

He sits back, considering for a moment.]

Okay, please don't worry that I'm like... abandoning you or anything if I vanish for a couple days. You've known me long enough to know how I get when I really get into a project. If I do that, it's not like... a reflection on how I feel about you or anything. I just get into my head sometimes. But if you message me, I will respond- I'll set a special alert noise just for you.

[He shrugs a little.]

I just don't want you to feel like you're doing anything wrong or... something if I do that. It'll never be a you thing.

[whiteshroud]

[He'll smile a little. Oh, that's an easy one]

Haha, alright. I already know how you are with projects, so I was thinking I'd just check in once a week to make sure you're still alive.

Is that reasonable?

[droptheious]

That's more than reasonable. Honestly, you can tack on that you're allowed to actually take me out when you do that because otherwise I might not see the sun for a month again and that's... probably not super healthy. I'll try and go along with minimal complaining.

[He is at least aware that he really does need to try to exist as a human being outside of his work- baby steps!]

Okay, so that's that one. Your turn, if there's anything else?

[whiteshroud]

Okay! So I'll try to aim for a date once a week, unless I'm busy too. Then it'll just be a phone call.

[A real phone call! Not just texting!

He makes a thoughtful noise as he sips on his drink]

You already know I have to keep secrets and not to take it personally. So... don't tell anyone about my tattoo.

[droptheious]

I think that's more than fair. Actually, it'd be something to look forward to.

[Finally, a means to make him have human interaction while he works. If it's something he can enjoy maybe he'll finally get better at it! Stranger things have happened.

He blinks.]

You have... a secret tattoo? I mean, no problem there, I won't tell anyone. Just uh. Curious?