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Varian

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FROM: SUBJECT: JUN & HARU Hey Var, do you got a moment? JUN Just so you know, I'm fine, but I might be harder to contact. EVE Hey Varian, are you on this train? JUN Hey honey, where are you? GIL The Cube 4 GIL The Cube 3 JUN Hey Var, is this a good time to run a rather personal ethical dilemma by you? JUN Oh hey, lumber! GIL The Cube 2 GIL The Cube 1 RATIO Some while back... JUN I'm fine, I went to my room. KNI I am sorry. RATIO I will be going back to teaching on Monday. NOCTIS you okay there? JUN Date BLADE Varian. How are you doing? NOCTIS hey, you’re an engineer. JUN birthday NOCTIS hey, it's noctis. from the park? BLADE A little bird told me... ZHONGLI Hello. This is Zhongli BLADE This is Blade. Jusis told me to find you... ROSE You’re Varian, right? AMAL Loser gets adopted FERN Heyyyy V, you busy? DANNY Birthday AMAL Happy nameday to the best scientist I know! JUN Are you busy? There's something I wanted to ask you. AMAL hey varian FERN hey i just realized something great DANNY Hey. I know you're probably busy with everything... ZODIAC Happy Holiday from Zodiac! CLAUDE Hey Varian. You there? ZELOS Heeeey Varian! I'm sure you're busy... FIVE I know you might be busy right now but... FERN heyyy, did you see that guy...

TO: SUBJECT: JUN Two questions. BLADE Hey, hey hey, Blade. JUN Birthday VASH I figure it's probably about time we talk, huh? JUN 愛してるよ ???!!! AMAL Dad? You home? JUN Forgt anyting nuice I said aboout space KNI Happy birthday, Kni! MIKLEO Hey, Mikleo. Jun said it'd be okay to message you... YUUKI So hey, do you think you could... JUN So. Uh. That happened. ELLIOT Hi, Elliot. Can I talk to you about something? AMAL Dad, something happened to Fern. DANNY Hey, Bud. I've got some bad?? news? EVE Hey, Eve. I wanted to make sure AMAL Happy birthday, Dad! AMAL Hey, could I get your opinion on something? VASH Hi there! Texting ahead of time like you asked. FERN Happy birthday, you. FERN Day of Hearts WILL Hey, Will. When are you free? I've got your... ELLIOT ...Hey, Elliot. Can I ask your advice on something? SNOW Hey, you available? ELLIOT Elliot? I'm- I'm really sorry to bother you... AUGUST Hey. Can I ask a follow-up question after my last one? DANNY Hey. There's something important I need to talk to you about. FIVE Hey, I was thinking we should probably talk MOANA Hey. Remember me saying we probably needed to talk... ELLIOT Um. Hey. I wondered if we could talk. AMAL Hey. Are you busy? Can we talk? HUNTER Just so you're aware... AUGUST Can I ask some advice? DANNY Hey, Danny! I think I've figured out something... KEN Hey! The figure you wanted is all finished.

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UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

[Jun receives a text image of the new cube that arrived]

Oh hey, lumber! That'll save us a trip to Home Depot for the archery targets. Send Gilgamesh my thanks.

You should probably expect more cubes, at least one more but possibly more. Depends what number he's most fond of.

I did warn you, you know.

1/2

[droptheious]

[ Babe.

Babe please. ]

Jun, they are all over the front yard. Jun, it's bigger than dad is.

I don't want any more cubes! I can't keep storing all these cubes, Jun!!!

YES, THANK YOU, I AM AWARE. Please, please can you help me get these things down into the fortress before someone in the street accuses of us starting a wicker man or something.

2/2

[droptheious]

HE SAID HE WAS SENDING FIVE MORE.

[whiteshroud]

Ah, that makes sense. Gods love the number 7.

I got class right now, but I can be there in a couple hours?

[droptheious]

Leibling, that isn't helping.

Yes, please. Thank you. I'm gonna put a tarp over it. Maybe no one will notice it.

[whiteshroud]

Sorry, but there's really nothing I can do to stop this. The Lord has strict rules about when Seal Knights can and can't interfere with the matters of other gods. Gilgamesh sending you blessings in the form of cubes is hardly grounds to warrant divine intervention.

And truth be told, He likely thinks this is funny.

I'm sure it'll be fine. I'll come over as soon as I finish with class.

[droptheious]

You call them blessings, I call them curses. But fine, fiiiiiine your hands are tied while a god makes my life as difficult as he possibly can.

Oh yeah. I'm getting THAT message loud and clear.

I appreciate you so much.

[whiteshroud]

Come on, the scrap metal and lumber are useful and you know it. He could do a lot worse if he was trying to curse you.

Love you too.

[droptheious]

It's not the ITEMS, Jun. It's the VOLUME! I can't even see over the top of them!!!

I'm gonna have to get a ladder to see the top.

[whiteshroud]

Var. Love of my life.

You're short. You needing a ladder isn't a surprise.

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[droptheious]

I know that's true, but you didn't have to come out and say it.

[whiteshroud]

Yes, I did. My candor is part of what you love about me.

[droptheious]

...Yeah, okay that is very true, that is something I love about you very much.

I think he's gonna fight the HOA.

[whiteshroud]

I knew it. Just like I love your own candor.

He is?
Good. It's about time someone knocked those tyrants down a peg. They were always giving me grief over my garden at my old place. One even accused my oregano plant of being the devil's lettuce.

[droptheious]

I mean, you'd get it regardless so it's good for me you enjoy it.

I wish I could say I'm surprised. Dad hates them. There's this lady who gets really antsy about the Christmas decorations. We had fireworks this year and I think she about split her gut.