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My whole thing is 'emotionally volatile stabby grass boy.' [Thank you, Finn, for some of that.] Cake doesn't really fit.
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Okay. So think about it this way. Do you think there's more to me than just "the science boy who keeps messing up'?
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Thaaaat totally isn't fair, dude. You know I'm gonna say yes and that I'll argue with you forever about it.
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All's fair in love and war. Anyway, my point stands. I can be more than one thing. so can you.
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Okay, maybe. [He can give him that much, at least.]
So... cakes and swords aside, what do you wanna do for your birthday?
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[He sounds guilty about that- he's got Fern stuck on the run with him and he didn't even get his boyfriend involved in the whole thing beforehand. It feels...unfair.]
Maybe we can watch some movies? I know I got a lot to catch up on.
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He nods at the suggestion.]
Then we'll have a whole marathon of whatever movies you wanna watch! We can even see if they got some microwave popcorn in one of the cupboards.
[He waves a hand, pretty sure no one in the house would object to the two of them stealing popcorn for birthday purposes.]
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Sounds like a great time, I'm sure there's plenty of snacks for us to rifle through.
[He's pretty sure it'll be fine too. After all, Amal invited two teenage boys in here, he had to know that ran risks of having food devoured. Or...you know, one of them devouring, anyway.]
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Sick! This'll be the best movie marathon ever!
[He might not be able to eat the popcorn, but the smell is still amazing, so once it's done and he's retrieved a bowl they can head to the living room.]
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So. What should we watch first?
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It's your birthday, you get to pick.
[He'll grab the remote and hand it over.]
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Okay, okay. My pick. But you can't blame me if I pick something weird. [He starts flicking through the channels.] Ooh what about The Shining? That sounds like it could be fun.
[He has NO idea.]
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Sure, sounds good.
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He's about to tell Fern that maybe this was a bad choice in movies when suddenly creepy fucking ghost twins show up and then there's a lot of blood and bodies and Varian clings a little tighter to Fern. God, why did it have to be blood? ]
Uhhhh. This- this took a turn.
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He kind of loses the plot part of the way through - something about some magic kid, maybe the hotel is haunted? But it's spooky and there's a whole BLOOD ELEVATOR and that is so totally sick. Marceline would think it's awesome and write a song about it, or something. It's so punk.
Also, he is acutely aware that Varian starts clinging, which is a very nice bonus.]
Hah, right?? Dang, wouldn't wanna see what the pool there is filled with!
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Oh, yeuch, knowing this place probably bodies. Or ghosts? Maybe both. [And hey, now he's clinging a little tighter.] OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE AXE?
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Huh? Oh - something cool, I hope. Axes are great.
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Tell me when he stops swinging it and definitely don't tell me if he hits her with it!!
[This movie already gone way past the acceptable levels of gore for him, he doesn't want to see the wife get axed!!! ]
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Fern makes sure the bowl of popcorn gets shifted out of the way, because no one wants to be cleaning that up, and loops his arms around Varian.]
Sure, sure, if you're okay with missing cool axe action.
[It also means he's going to miss one very iconic axe scene!!]
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If that cool aze action is going into the lady's head, I don't want to see it.
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[He gives him a shoulder pat, watching the scene play out. Lucky for Varian, axe doesn't meet head!]
... I think you're good, V. Lotta chasing, not a whole lot of chopping people.
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They got out alive?
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[The movie isn't over, and Jack Nicholson seemed reeeeeaaally murderous.]
For now?
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Okay so let's just make a mental note to never go to an abandoned hotel in the middle of nowhere no matter how much they pay us because that's haunted.
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