Varian (
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wizards usually have some kind of specific magic they do
there are other grass people but they weren't made by wizards like me
they're just regular people
Ice King's made living stuff using his powers
like living snowmen and junk
and one time i used one of his ice bolts to help bring my younger brother to life
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[And then he reads the rest of this and he can feel his brain slowly melting.]
Wait. I'm sorry. You used ice to bring your younger brother to life. And this was. The dog? Or is that an older brother?
[He's trying his gosh darn best here, Fern. But he only has a few of the jigsaw pieces and even those pieces are kinda soggy and chewed up.]
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the Grassy Wizard made other sentient grassy objects
mostly just furniture
but i killed them all and i'm not sure if he made more
no NEPTR is made out of a microwave
he's my younger brother and kind of my son i guess?
[It's fine, it's totally fine.]
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Like your brother. And your son.
And is a microwave.
And you're made of grass. And have a dog brother?
Just making sure I have this right so far.
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it's complicated and a long story
and kind of crazy honestly
yeah you got it!
um sorry it's too bad i don't have a diagram huh?
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[He knows Fern is...wary about talking about his past- something Varian can relate to a great deal. He won't push.]
That's okay, once I figure it out I can make a flowchart!
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i don't think i mind
[He trusts Varian a lot, so maybe it'll be okay?]
a flowchart?
dog that sounds so boring
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[After all, can it be as bad as trying to destroy the monarchy? (Yes, yes it can, but he doesn't know that yet).]
Wow, rude? Flowcharts are SUPER interesting! They're the coolest way to display information!
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[Who knows, maybe talking about it will help him.]
oh my Glob i think that's the lamest thing i've ever heard
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[He'd like to dunk on Varian a little more for being a giant nerd, but it's also pretty endearing.]
well i think that means you gotta show me what the right flowchart looks like sometime
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[And he'll make it his mission to FIND IT!!]
I'll get a great one. It'll have swords on it and everything.
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well
it might be ok if it has swords
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The right addition in your case being swords.