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Varian

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FROM: SUBJECT: JUN & HARU Hey Var, do you got a moment? JUN Just so you know, I'm fine, but I might be harder to contact. EVE Hey Varian, are you on this train? JUN Hey honey, where are you? GIL The Cube 4 GIL The Cube 3 JUN Hey Var, is this a good time to run a rather personal ethical dilemma by you? JUN Oh hey, lumber! GIL The Cube 2 GIL The Cube 1 RATIO Some while back... JUN I'm fine, I went to my room. KNI I am sorry. RATIO I will be going back to teaching on Monday. NOCTIS you okay there? JUN Date BLADE Varian. How are you doing? NOCTIS hey, you’re an engineer. JUN birthday NOCTIS hey, it's noctis. from the park? BLADE A little bird told me... ZHONGLI Hello. This is Zhongli BLADE This is Blade. Jusis told me to find you... ROSE You’re Varian, right? AMAL Loser gets adopted FERN Heyyyy V, you busy? DANNY Birthday AMAL Happy nameday to the best scientist I know! JUN Are you busy? There's something I wanted to ask you. AMAL hey varian FERN hey i just realized something great DANNY Hey. I know you're probably busy with everything... ZODIAC Happy Holiday from Zodiac! CLAUDE Hey Varian. You there? ZELOS Heeeey Varian! I'm sure you're busy... FIVE I know you might be busy right now but... FERN heyyy, did you see that guy...

TO: SUBJECT: JUN Two questions. BLADE Hey, hey hey, Blade. JUN Birthday VASH I figure it's probably about time we talk, huh? JUN 愛してるよ ???!!! AMAL Dad? You home? JUN Forgt anyting nuice I said aboout space KNI Happy birthday, Kni! MIKLEO Hey, Mikleo. Jun said it'd be okay to message you... YUUKI So hey, do you think you could... JUN So. Uh. That happened. ELLIOT Hi, Elliot. Can I talk to you about something? AMAL Dad, something happened to Fern. DANNY Hey, Bud. I've got some bad?? news? EVE Hey, Eve. I wanted to make sure AMAL Happy birthday, Dad! AMAL Hey, could I get your opinion on something? VASH Hi there! Texting ahead of time like you asked. FERN Happy birthday, you. FERN Day of Hearts WILL Hey, Will. When are you free? I've got your... ELLIOT ...Hey, Elliot. Can I ask your advice on something? SNOW Hey, you available? ELLIOT Elliot? I'm- I'm really sorry to bother you... AUGUST Hey. Can I ask a follow-up question after my last one? DANNY Hey. There's something important I need to talk to you about. FIVE Hey, I was thinking we should probably talk MOANA Hey. Remember me saying we probably needed to talk... ELLIOT Um. Hey. I wondered if we could talk. AMAL Hey. Are you busy? Can we talk? HUNTER Just so you're aware... AUGUST Can I ask some advice? DANNY Hey, Danny! I think I've figured out something... KEN Hey! The figure you wanted is all finished.

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Comments

[laminae]

no prob dude

sort of
wizards usually have some kind of specific magic they do
there are other grass people but they weren't made by wizards like me
they're just regular people
Ice King's made living stuff using his powers
like living snowmen and junk
and one time i used one of his ice bolts to help bring my younger brother to life

[droptheious]

So you're the only one who was made by a wizard?

[And then he reads the rest of this and he can feel his brain slowly melting.]

Wait. I'm sorry. You used ice to bring your younger brother to life. And this was. The dog? Or is that an older brother?

[He's trying his gosh darn best here, Fern. But he only has a few of the jigsaw pieces and even those pieces are kinda soggy and chewed up.]

[laminae]

well sort of
the Grassy Wizard made other sentient grassy objects
mostly just furniture
but i killed them all and i'm not sure if he made more

no NEPTR is made out of a microwave
he's my younger brother and kind of my son i guess?

[It's fine, it's totally fine.]

[droptheious]

You killed them? Did he send them to attacj you or something?

Like your brother. And your son.

And is a microwave.

And you're made of grass. And have a dog brother?

Just making sure I have this right so far.

[laminae]

yeah he did
it's complicated and a long story
and kind of crazy honestly

yeah you got it!
um sorry it's too bad i don't have a diagram huh?

[droptheious]

I'd like to hear it sometime. If you don't mind.

[He knows Fern is...wary about talking about his past- something Varian can relate to a great deal. He won't push.]

That's okay, once I figure it out I can make a flowchart!

[laminae]

sure yeah
i don't think i mind

[He trusts Varian a lot, so maybe it'll be okay?]

a flowchart?
dog that sounds so boring

[droptheious]

Okay, great. Soon as you're ready to talk about it, I'm ready to listen.

[After all, can it be as bad as trying to destroy the monarchy? (Yes, yes it can, but he doesn't know that yet).]

Wow, rude? Flowcharts are SUPER interesting! They're the coolest way to display information!

[laminae]

thanks man

[Who knows, maybe talking about it will help him.]

oh my Glob i think that's the lamest thing i've ever heard

[droptheious]

Incorrect! It's not LAME at all. You just haven't experienced the right flowchart!

[laminae]

i didn't know there was a right flowchart

[He'd like to dunk on Varian a little more for being a giant nerd, but it's also pretty endearing.]

well i think that means you gotta show me what the right flowchart looks like sometime

[droptheious]

Oh, there's TOTALLY the right flowchart!

[And he'll make it his mission to FIND IT!!]

I'll get a great one. It'll have swords on it and everything.

[laminae]

hmmm
well
it might be ok if it has swords

[droptheious]

See? All science can be made cool if you have the right additions to it.

The right addition in your case being swords.