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droptheious) wrote2022-04-30 07:37 pm
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I didn't know tigers had expectations put on them. Do you have to do advertisements for breakfast cereals now? Is that one of your expectations?
[He nods. ]
See? You're definitely small enough to fit into a bag like that. Keep your ears down and you should get through undetected. I... honestly don't expect Luke to notice that much.
[ He likes you Luke, but you're kinda self-involved, Bud! ]
...Destructive to the point of being useless. Hrm. That's... when it gets too much for even Krusnik to consider something they can use... that's pretty bad.
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Think he's going to spend next full moon chowing down on sugary cereal? We should get him a neck handkerchief.
[He nods at the plan. yeah he can make that work.]
Varian has a point. I have powers that could be classified as highly destructive, so I know they can be made to be functional... but it takes a lot of self-discipline, regulation, and training to make it possible. Which...
[He pauses, considering it.]
... Mm, no. I don't think Luke's up for the Seal Knight lifestyle.
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Make it yellow, please, not red. Or even green, I'll accept that. Besides, I'm nowhere near shredded enough! That's a tiger I can't match!
[Harumasa gives them a wry smile.]
Yeah, I doubt Luke would enjoy that. This might have to be something we table until we get there. It's complicated enough as it is without adding training to the mix at this stage.
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It's okay, you can be his weedier cousin. But okay, yellow it is, with all the "frosted" flavouring you can eat.
[ Varian shakes his head at Jun's comment. ]
Luke is... not easy when it comes to taking the hard road on anything. He'll take the easy route a lot of the times, I don't think he has the uh... required self-discipline to manage being a Seal Knight. It's something we will have to be aware of at least. Maybe make sure we have a failsafe to fall back on, just in case he trips his abilities before he has any means to control them.
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Mm, yellow is fitting. And don't despair brother, you might not be shredded but I'm sure there's plenty of furries who like twinks.
[... 💧 ]
More and more this is sounding like if my ex was given a nuke. [NOT REASSURING] Maybe there's a way to restrict powers without a Seal? An item of some sort. Maybe we can talk to Blade for ideas.
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You sure don't see a lotta femboy tigers out there. I guess I'll be filling a niche, in that case~ I take great pride in my delicate figure!
[He works hard to have a waist this snatchable!
Anyway, the young man nods at the two of them.]
An item that could help him control it would probably be more suitable. We can ask Blade once we know Luke's on board with the idea. That can also serve to give him plenty of time to complete his work for Sam before we hit him with another big project.
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How brave and noble of you, to be filling a niche! You must be so proud of yourself. You're a unique catch for any furry out there.
[He senses Jun probably could have made that an innuendo towards him for being a furry who loves (fellow) twinks and he is forever grateful that his dear boyfriend decided better of it. ]
Hmm, that might not be a bad idea honestly. That's definitely more Blade's area than mine.
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Mm, that's the spirit. We'll be rooting for you.
[Will they???]
Alright, then we'll make a note to talk to Blade then.... once he's finished helping Sam. [Because Sam needs to take priority there. But with a plan in store, Jun's feeling better. This wasn't the easiest of conversations... but it was so very necessary.]
Well... I'm hungry now. Think I'm going to go grab a meal from the cafeteria and bring it back. Do you guys want anything?
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Then we're all settled!
[He checks his phone for the time.]
Mm, I'll need to have something light. I've got a barium meal tomorrow morning. Which means I'll probably be useless all day~
[And he will, as it turns out (1).]
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[Varian's proud of them for getting through it! And they didn't even argue that much either! Go them! ]
Sure, I could eat. I'll take whatever the lottery deigns I get today. [ A beat. ] Unless it drops pork on you, Jun, obviously.
[ Because he will always swap what he has for Jun's pork meals so his boyfriend can actually eat! Anyway, Varian has never heard the phrase "barium meal" before and confusion crosses his face. He knows what barium is, he's a chem major after all, but this is throwing him for a loop.]
Um. Haru? Please- please don't eat barium. It's highly toxic.
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Alright, two lottery meals, and one light meal. I'm pretty sure we still have some of those Haru-friendly meals that Ragna made.
[And at Varian having concern about the Barium, he'll glance between them before looking at Haru]
... I'll leave it to you to explain.
[He's teleporting out to get food BYYYYYE]
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[The Bit Must Continue.
NOOOOOO why must HARUMASA explain?! He just wants to nap!! ... Oh, well, Varian's looking genuinely concerned so he's going to do his best.]
Right... so! Barium meals!
[And he's going to proceed to do his best to explain what a barium meal exam is, does, and entails.]