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[droptheious]

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Varian

I'm busy creating life-changing inventions, you're welcome. Leave a message.

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FROM: SUBJECT: JUN & HARU Hey Var, do you got a moment? JUN Just so you know, I'm fine, but I might be harder to contact. EVE Hey Varian, are you on this train? JUN Hey honey, where are you? GIL The Cube 4 GIL The Cube 3 JUN Hey Var, is this a good time to run a rather personal ethical dilemma by you? JUN Oh hey, lumber! GIL The Cube 2 GIL The Cube 1 RATIO Some while back... JUN I'm fine, I went to my room. KNI I am sorry. RATIO I will be going back to teaching on Monday. NOCTIS you okay there? JUN Date BLADE Varian. How are you doing? NOCTIS hey, you’re an engineer. JUN birthday NOCTIS hey, it's noctis. from the park? BLADE A little bird told me... ZHONGLI Hello. This is Zhongli BLADE This is Blade. Jusis told me to find you... ROSE You’re Varian, right? AMAL Loser gets adopted FERN Heyyyy V, you busy? DANNY Birthday AMAL Happy nameday to the best scientist I know! JUN Are you busy? There's something I wanted to ask you. AMAL hey varian FERN hey i just realized something great DANNY Hey. I know you're probably busy with everything... ZODIAC Happy Holiday from Zodiac! CLAUDE Hey Varian. You there? ZELOS Heeeey Varian! I'm sure you're busy... FIVE I know you might be busy right now but... FERN heyyy, did you see that guy...

TO: SUBJECT: JUN Two questions. BLADE Hey, hey hey, Blade. JUN Birthday VASH I figure it's probably about time we talk, huh? JUN 愛してるよ ???!!! AMAL Dad? You home? JUN Forgt anyting nuice I said aboout space KNI Happy birthday, Kni! MIKLEO Hey, Mikleo. Jun said it'd be okay to message you... YUUKI So hey, do you think you could... JUN So. Uh. That happened. ELLIOT Hi, Elliot. Can I talk to you about something? AMAL Dad, something happened to Fern. DANNY Hey, Bud. I've got some bad?? news? EVE Hey, Eve. I wanted to make sure AMAL Happy birthday, Dad! AMAL Hey, could I get your opinion on something? VASH Hi there! Texting ahead of time like you asked. FERN Happy birthday, you. FERN Day of Hearts WILL Hey, Will. When are you free? I've got your... ELLIOT ...Hey, Elliot. Can I ask your advice on something? SNOW Hey, you available? ELLIOT Elliot? I'm- I'm really sorry to bother you... AUGUST Hey. Can I ask a follow-up question after my last one? DANNY Hey. There's something important I need to talk to you about. FIVE Hey, I was thinking we should probably talk MOANA Hey. Remember me saying we probably needed to talk... ELLIOT Um. Hey. I wondered if we could talk. AMAL Hey. Are you busy? Can we talk? HUNTER Just so you're aware... AUGUST Can I ask some advice? DANNY Hey, Danny! I think I've figured out something... KEN Hey! The figure you wanted is all finished.

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Comments

[droptheious]

Wait, what, NO?? You said the cubes were for me not accepting payment for your help! You can't just change the cube parameters!!! That's not fair!

There feels like a depressingly thin line between those two things.

Well. Good luck to the HOA, then.

[throwmoreswords]

Make me a better offer, then. I'll do what pleases me best, and right now I'm quite enjoying this education we're sharing.

The acquisition of knowledge is a trial, is it not?

... what, pray tell, is an HOA?

[droptheious]

Look. I appreciate the... offerings. I do. But they're SO MUCH. Like, what? Do you want something else? Do you want me to build you a monument on Cathedral Hill or something? Will that make this stop? Because I will build you a freaking monument.

I mean. Yes. But. Ugh.

Homeowners Association. They're a group of people who get to decide what you can and can't do with your house. They're the people Dad fights over his Christmas decorations with every year.

[throwmoreswords]

I count no god amongst my peerage, so having a mere statue in their place does nothing for me. [ because Gilgamesh was, in his estimation, better than both the gods and humanity being made of both worlds. ] I could commission a dozen statues from world class artisans tomorrow if it so pleased me. Be more interesting than that. What's something that defines only you and your body of work?

Anything worth gaining is worth suffering for. [ like mean Pokemon. or love. ]

... ah, the kingdoms of petty tyrants. If they truly do trouble you, I'll see it taken care of. [ this is a promise. and a threat. a thromise. ]

[droptheious]

...Not gonna lie kinda glad about that. I don't think I could have pulled off a very good monument.

[ Oh, damn. He doesn't respond right away, because trying to narrow down What He Does is hard. ]

I guess figuring out ways to make science and magic work together? I don't know. I never really thought of putting a name to what I do. I just do it.

And yet. Ugh.

...I mean they're terrible people and dad hates them but that feels vaguely worrying.