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Varian

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FROM: SUBJECT: JUN & HARU Hey Var, do you got a moment? JUN Just so you know, I'm fine, but I might be harder to contact. EVE Hey Varian, are you on this train? JUN Hey honey, where are you? GIL The Cube 4 GIL The Cube 3 JUN Hey Var, is this a good time to run a rather personal ethical dilemma by you? JUN Oh hey, lumber! GIL The Cube 2 GIL The Cube 1 RATIO Some while back... JUN I'm fine, I went to my room. KNI I am sorry. RATIO I will be going back to teaching on Monday. NOCTIS you okay there? JUN Date BLADE Varian. How are you doing? NOCTIS hey, you’re an engineer. JUN birthday NOCTIS hey, it's noctis. from the park? BLADE A little bird told me... ZHONGLI Hello. This is Zhongli BLADE This is Blade. Jusis told me to find you... ROSE You’re Varian, right? AMAL Loser gets adopted FERN Heyyyy V, you busy? DANNY Birthday AMAL Happy nameday to the best scientist I know! JUN Are you busy? There's something I wanted to ask you. AMAL hey varian FERN hey i just realized something great DANNY Hey. I know you're probably busy with everything... ZODIAC Happy Holiday from Zodiac! CLAUDE Hey Varian. You there? ZELOS Heeeey Varian! I'm sure you're busy... FIVE I know you might be busy right now but... FERN heyyy, did you see that guy...

TO: SUBJECT: JUN Two questions. BLADE Hey, hey hey, Blade. JUN Birthday VASH I figure it's probably about time we talk, huh? JUN 愛してるよ ???!!! AMAL Dad? You home? JUN Forgt anyting nuice I said aboout space KNI Happy birthday, Kni! MIKLEO Hey, Mikleo. Jun said it'd be okay to message you... YUUKI So hey, do you think you could... JUN So. Uh. That happened. ELLIOT Hi, Elliot. Can I talk to you about something? AMAL Dad, something happened to Fern. DANNY Hey, Bud. I've got some bad?? news? EVE Hey, Eve. I wanted to make sure AMAL Happy birthday, Dad! AMAL Hey, could I get your opinion on something? VASH Hi there! Texting ahead of time like you asked. FERN Happy birthday, you. FERN Day of Hearts WILL Hey, Will. When are you free? I've got your... ELLIOT ...Hey, Elliot. Can I ask your advice on something? SNOW Hey, you available? ELLIOT Elliot? I'm- I'm really sorry to bother you... AUGUST Hey. Can I ask a follow-up question after my last one? DANNY Hey. There's something important I need to talk to you about. FIVE Hey, I was thinking we should probably talk MOANA Hey. Remember me saying we probably needed to talk... ELLIOT Um. Hey. I wondered if we could talk. AMAL Hey. Are you busy? Can we talk? HUNTER Just so you're aware... AUGUST Can I ask some advice? DANNY Hey, Danny! I think I've figured out something... KEN Hey! The figure you wanted is all finished.

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Comments

[throwmoreswords]

I already told you it was payment.

[ hey Sampo get a look at this. the boy cracked after one cube. ]

Unfortunately, the other five have already been paid for and scheduled for delivery. I cannot stop this, even if I wanted to.

[ he could stop this but he doesn't want to, so. unfortch. ]

1/2

[droptheious]

[ Babe.

Babe please. ]

Jun, they are all over the front yard. Jun, it's bigger than dad is.

I don't want any more cubes! I can't keep storing all these cubes, Jun!!!

YES, THANK YOU, I AM AWARE. Please, please can you help me get these things down into the fortress before someone in the street accuses of us starting a wicker man or something.

[droptheious]

WHY ARE THERE FIVE MORE????

FIVE???????

Please. You can stop this. Please.

2/2

[droptheious]

HE SAID HE WAS SENDING FIVE MORE.

[throwmoreswords]

Seven's a solid number. It features quite auspiciously in lots of myths and legends, and has generally lucky and pleasant connotations.

I could potentially stop this... but I'd lose money on my deposits.

It's a conundrum, you see? I'm so terribly loathe to go back on my contracts with the suppliers I've charged with the making of your payments.

[droptheious]

[This isn't pleasant nor lucky, Gilgamesh!!!! ]

Why did you drop so much money on so many cubes right off the bat? What are even IN the other ones?

We're gonna get evicted, I just know it.

[throwmoreswords]

[ but it is funny tho. ]

A heady combination of spite, wine, Mike's hard lemonade, and spite. I don't require sleep, as I'm a Servant, and I have access to a number of eager suppliers who're oh so happy for my business.

You'll find out when you receive them, my little friend.

If someone tries to evict you over deliveries, I have several lawyers you could use to make the process deeply painful for the attempted evicting party, I assure you.

[whiteshroud]

Ah, that makes sense. Gods love the number 7.

I got class right now, but I can be there in a couple hours?

[droptheious]

Leibling, that isn't helping.

Yes, please. Thank you. I'm gonna put a tarp over it. Maybe no one will notice it.

[droptheious]

That is honestly pretty terrifying. And I speak as someone who ran on pure spite for a while there.

I'd prefer to know in advance so I know where I can find to store them. Please. There's so much.

I think it's less the deliveries and more the GIANT CUBES on our lawn.

[whiteshroud]

Sorry, but there's really nothing I can do to stop this. The Lord has strict rules about when Seal Knights can and can't interfere with the matters of other gods. Gilgamesh sending you blessings in the form of cubes is hardly grounds to warrant divine intervention.

And truth be told, He likely thinks this is funny.

I'm sure it'll be fine. I'll come over as soon as I finish with class.

[throwmoreswords]

What can I say? When things demand my personal attention, I attend to them.

Only one of the day's rewards requires any sort of special storage. The rest is simply material that needs housed. [ sounds like a you problem, var-bear. ] You'll have a few days until the next one is delivered.

Geometric shapes are not illegal. What could someone say of their presence?

[droptheious]

[It's fine! It can live in their That Never Happened Box! ]

That's fine! Honestly just knowing there's someone else looking at it will help me a lot. Even I have to admit I can't do everything alone.

No. Someone I know has some health issues attached to the spirit realm. I want to try and predict when it fluctuates more so at least I can give them a heads-up if things are about to get bad again.

[droptheious]

I'd really rather if I didn't demand your personal attention if it's all the same to you.

...What?

Gil what special material??? How am I supposed to store it???

Because they're a fire hazard probably.

[droptheious]

You call them blessings, I call them curses. But fine, fiiiiiine your hands are tied while a god makes my life as difficult as he possibly can.

Oh yeah. I'm getting THAT message loud and clear.

I appreciate you so much.

[whiteshroud]

Come on, the scrap metal and lumber are useful and you know it. He could do a lot worse if he was trying to curse you.

Love you too.

[droptheious]

It's not the ITEMS, Jun. It's the VOLUME! I can't even see over the top of them!!!

I'm gonna have to get a ladder to see the top.

[whiteshroud]

Var. Love of my life.

You're short. You needing a ladder isn't a surprise.

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[throwmoreswords]

In another life, you chose your words with more care and listened when warned, but in this life? I will do as I please. Perhaps you'll consider your tongue more carefully going forward.

I will send you a way to store the material, fret not.

Everything burns if you've enough determination. That's hardly a reason.

[droptheious]

I know that's true, but you didn't have to come out and say it.

[droptheious]

HAH, yeah, I hate to break it to you, but the likelihood of considering my tongue carefully is depressingly low. Ask anyone.

I'm both comforted and fearful of that.

Look, I don't make the rules, Gil. I am someone who categorically doesn't make rules. Bring it up with them.

[throwmoreswords]

Then I suppose you will continue to receive cubes until the lesson is learned. You reap what you sow.

I am instructing you, not punishing you. [ he's punishing him but sometimes it's fun to bend the truth into a pleasing configuration. ]

I do make the rules, and if someone else tries to impose their desires upon me, I'm obligated to demonstrate to them what an Absolute does when confronted with a weaker willed specimen.

[droptheious]

Wait, what, NO?? You said the cubes were for me not accepting payment for your help! You can't just change the cube parameters!!! That's not fair!

There feels like a depressingly thin line between those two things.

Well. Good luck to the HOA, then.

[throwmoreswords]

Make me a better offer, then. I'll do what pleases me best, and right now I'm quite enjoying this education we're sharing.

The acquisition of knowledge is a trial, is it not?

... what, pray tell, is an HOA?

[droptheious]

Look. I appreciate the... offerings. I do. But they're SO MUCH. Like, what? Do you want something else? Do you want me to build you a monument on Cathedral Hill or something? Will that make this stop? Because I will build you a freaking monument.

I mean. Yes. But. Ugh.

Homeowners Association. They're a group of people who get to decide what you can and can't do with your house. They're the people Dad fights over his Christmas decorations with every year.