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[Well. This is a thing that's happening now. He guesses. Will it be any easier opening up to someone he doesn't like? After telling Luna signs point to no on that one. ]
Fine.
So my world is...stupidly full of magic. Like yours. Two aspects of magic are the sundrop and the moonstone, celestial powers that were once together and kind of...seek each other out. One of my friends ended up with the power of the sundrop through means that don't matter here. The moonstone was sending out these sharp, unbreakable rocks across the kingdom to get to her.
They were destroying my village's farmland. She and I agreed we would work on it together- but I decided to try and work some alchemy on it. My dad knew something about them, told me to leave them alone, but I didn't do that.
[It does sound like his world, but also incredibly different. He can't think of anything that reminds him of the sundrop or moondrop or whatever they are, but it almost makes sense. They're like magnets, right? Opposites that wanna stick together.
He's never heard Varian talk about his old man before though. That part sticks out like a sore thumb.]
[It's something Varian and Dipper have discussed a lot- the similarities between their worlds. How stupidly similar and yet different they were. Quirin is always an exceptionally difficult subject, but Varian ploughs on regardless. ]
Have you MET me? I didn't listen to him. I made a chemical compound to try and fix it. But something went wrong. He saved me from it by pushing me out of the way as it expanded, but it meant that he was caught in it. It was slowly encasing him in a solid, unbreakable amber.
I went to the capital, to where the princess was for help. She is the one with the power of the sundrop, I thought she might be able to help. But the kingdom was being hit by a magical blizzard. A bad one. She couldn't abandon her people to come to help me. By the time I got back to my dad, he was completely encased.
[And something in him broke in a way that's never quite repaired again. Not even after all this time. ]
[On his end, Stan actually laughs at the first part. It's not actually funny, but it so reminds him of Dipper and Ford that he can't help it. It makes him actually glad this is over text.]
AH. I THINK I GET WHERE THIS IS GOIN.
[It's a pretty easy jump from there to attempted murder of the royal family.]
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR REVENGE DIDN'T GO SO GREAT IF YOU ONLY GOT BUSTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER. DID YOU GET HIM OUT AT LEAST OR IS HE Y'KNOW
[Dead. Even Stan isn't blunt enough to just flat-out ask if his old man kicked the bucket after literally being encased in a shiny rock for who knows how long.]
[This is why he gets along so well with Dipper and Ford, this is exactly why.]
It's probably worse than you're thinking. Between then and the attempted murder, I convinced the princess to commit treason to steal a magical artefact and when THAT didn't work, I kidnapped the queen to make her come to me to use her powers to try and fix it. And then there was the attempted murder with giant robots.
...And then I was in jail for a year and escaped and brainwashed the king and queen while she was away.
[So you know. WAY worse than originally pitched.]
I did save my dad eventually, though. Or rather Rapunzel did. The people I'd taken over the kingdom with turned out to want to raze the place to the ground. When I wouldn't cross that line, I helped her beat them. She used a new part of her magic to free him. He was fine. He's still fine.
EH I DUNNO IF THAT'S REALLY WORSE. I MEAN, SOUNDS LIKE YOU WENT TO ATTEMPTED MURDER AFTER THE FIRST THING DIDN'T WORK. SURE IT'S MORE CRIMES OVERALL BUT IF THE FIRST THING WORKED IT PROLLY WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST THE ONE CRIME.
[It's logic that Stan himself has used, even if he's not sure when exactly.]
THAT'S GOOD ABOUT YOUR DAD THOUGH. HONESTLY I PROLLY WOULD'VE DONE
WELL NOT THE SAME THING I DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ROBOTS THESE DAYS BUT. TREASON AND ATTEMPTED MURDER'S NOTHING IF MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.
Yeah. If I had managed to save my dad myself at any point I would have stopped.
[He thinks. He hopes. He was pretty damn broken and angry towards the end of it, but he likes to think he would have stopped himself from going down the dark road he had done if he'd got his dad back sooner. ]
We just won't tell Fern about this one, it's fine.
[Fern knows, guys, HE KNOWS.]
I guess. That's a really weird way of putting it but...sure?
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[Actually, wait. Has he?]
AT LEAST I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVEN'T. DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF ROYAL FAMILIES WHERE I'M FROM, SO. YEAH I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT UH. WOW. THAT'S A LOT FOR A KID! ON THE UPSIDE THOUGH, A YEAR AIN'T BAD AT ALL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER?
[He's trying, okay?]
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
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I probably would have stayed there for the rest of my life. I got pardoned.
[He stares at his tablet, not sure.]
It's a long story. You'll be here a while.
[A small mercy, an offered out. Stan might care about Fern a great deal, but he doesn't have to extend the same care to Varian.]
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[You know, from all the typing. But he doesn't mind hearing Varian out.]
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Fine.
So my world is...stupidly full of magic. Like yours. Two aspects of magic are the sundrop and the moonstone, celestial powers that were once together and kind of...seek each other out. One of my friends ended up with the power of the sundrop through means that don't matter here. The moonstone was sending out these sharp, unbreakable rocks across the kingdom to get to her.
They were destroying my village's farmland. She and I agreed we would work on it together- but I decided to try and work some alchemy on it. My dad knew something about them, told me to leave them alone, but I didn't do that.
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He's never heard Varian talk about his old man before though. That part sticks out like a sore thumb.]
SO WHAT'D YOU DO THEN?
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Have you MET me? I didn't listen to him. I made a chemical compound to try and fix it. But something went wrong. He saved me from it by pushing me out of the way as it expanded, but it meant that he was caught in it. It was slowly encasing him in a solid, unbreakable amber.
I went to the capital, to where the princess was for help. She is the one with the power of the sundrop, I thought she might be able to help. But the kingdom was being hit by a magical blizzard. A bad one. She couldn't abandon her people to come to help me. By the time I got back to my dad, he was completely encased.
[And something in him broke in a way that's never quite repaired again. Not even after all this time. ]
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AH. I THINK I GET WHERE THIS IS GOIN.
[It's a pretty easy jump from there to attempted murder of the royal family.]
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR REVENGE DIDN'T GO SO GREAT IF YOU ONLY GOT BUSTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER. DID YOU GET HIM OUT AT LEAST OR IS HE Y'KNOW
[Dead. Even Stan isn't blunt enough to just flat-out ask if his old man kicked the bucket after literally being encased in a shiny rock for who knows how long.]
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It's probably worse than you're thinking. Between then and the attempted murder, I convinced the princess to commit treason to steal a magical artefact and when THAT didn't work, I kidnapped the queen to make her come to me to use her powers to try and fix it. And then there was the attempted murder with giant robots.
...And then I was in jail for a year and escaped and brainwashed the king and queen while she was away.
[So you know. WAY worse than originally pitched.]
I did save my dad eventually, though. Or rather Rapunzel did. The people I'd taken over the kingdom with turned out to want to raze the place to the ground. When I wouldn't cross that line, I helped her beat them. She used a new part of her magic to free him. He was fine. He's still fine.
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[It's logic that Stan himself has used, even if he's not sure when exactly.]
THAT'S GOOD ABOUT YOUR DAD THOUGH. HONESTLY I PROLLY WOULD'VE DONE
WELL NOT THE SAME THING I DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ROBOTS THESE DAYS BUT. TREASON AND ATTEMPTED MURDER'S NOTHING IF MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.
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UHH.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED A CRIME FOR THE BENEFIT OF SOMEONE ELSE EVER AND I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
IS THAT BETTER?
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[He thinks. He hopes. He was pretty damn broken and angry towards the end of it, but he likes to think he would have stopped himself from going down the dark road he had done if he'd got his dad back sooner. ]
We just won't tell Fern about this one, it's fine.
[Fern knows, guys, HE KNOWS.]
I guess. That's a really weird way of putting it but...sure?
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[Stan's committed crimes for far less important reasons than the ones Varian had.]
UGH, I THINK I STILL OWE THE KID A MEATLOAF THOUGH.
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[He just needs to not think about the Waste version of his father lying in a grave in his backyard.]
Probably, yeah. It's not smart to try and cheat him out of it. He treats meatloaf very seriously.