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[droptheious]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED.
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FROM: SUBJECT: FERN Follow me SHIRO Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem. PAIMON fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ? ZIB hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail... FERN V? USAGI Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything? MELIUS Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon! RAPUNZEL Hey, Varian? You in there? SASUKE You're Melius' friend Varian, yes? MAKO Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet? AHIRU Heyyyy Varian USAGI So, Rapunzel and Cass are here. PETER Hey, uh, Varian! LUZ Varian. I'm messaging you about this since... STAN LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW FERN hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him FORD Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built? FERN Uh, hey. ZIB Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something... USAGI VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN! MAUL Are you still having trouble sleeping? FERN are you made of copper and tellurium?

TO: SUBJECT: DIPPER It's pointless asking if you're okay but... ANGE Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you. RAPUNZEL So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about... ADAM Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot. KORRA So hey. Do you remember me joking that... MAUL My corruption came back PETER HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!! PETER Happy birthday! It's not a lot but... USAGI So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened. FERN A list of Coronan/German words... JOHN No one has ever been inside an empty room. MAUL You never stop clapping. ANGE You can only buy used mirrors. K If a spoon was made of gold... LANCE If you rip a hole in a net... MELIUS The word swims upside down is also swims. ORPHEUS Every time you clean something... PETER Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'? EDDIE Turtles can never have sleepovers because... WU If you run in a straight line for long enough... MAKO It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own. OSCAR While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us RYAN Beef jerky is just a cow raisin USAGI You know how people think snowflakes are... DIPPER Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned? BELLA History classes are only... SHIRO Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed FERN Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?

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[charlastan]

WAIT CRUD WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AGREEING THAT'S JUST PROVING FERN RIGHT

UHH.

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED A CRIME FOR THE BENEFIT OF SOMEONE ELSE EVER AND I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

IS THAT BETTER?

[droptheious]

Yeah. If I had managed to save my dad myself at any point I would have stopped.

[He thinks. He hopes. He was pretty damn broken and angry towards the end of it, but he likes to think he would have stopped himself from going down the dark road he had done if he'd got his dad back sooner. ]

We just won't tell Fern about this one, it's fine.

[Fern knows, guys, HE KNOWS.]

I guess. That's a really weird way of putting it but...sure?

[charlastan]

SEE? THAT'S NOT SO BAD. EVEN IF YOU GOT JAIL TIME FOR IT, IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE.

[Stan's committed crimes for far less important reasons than the ones Varian had.]

UGH, I THINK I STILL OWE THE KID A MEATLOAF THOUGH.

[droptheious]

Yeah, it could have been. He's okay and that's what I wanted more than anything.

[He just needs to not think about the Waste version of his father lying in a grave in his backyard.]

Probably, yeah. It's not smart to try and cheat him out of it. He treats meatloaf very seriously.