CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED. [VIDEO | AUDIO | TEXT]
[This is why he gets along so well with Dipper and Ford, this is exactly why.]
It's probably worse than you're thinking. Between then and the attempted murder, I convinced the princess to commit treason to steal a magical artefact and when THAT didn't work, I kidnapped the queen to make her come to me to use her powers to try and fix it. And then there was the attempted murder with giant robots.
...And then I was in jail for a year and escaped and brainwashed the king and queen while she was away.
[So you know. WAY worse than originally pitched.]
I did save my dad eventually, though. Or rather Rapunzel did. The people I'd taken over the kingdom with turned out to want to raze the place to the ground. When I wouldn't cross that line, I helped her beat them. She used a new part of her magic to free him. He was fine. He's still fine.
EH I DUNNO IF THAT'S REALLY WORSE. I MEAN, SOUNDS LIKE YOU WENT TO ATTEMPTED MURDER AFTER THE FIRST THING DIDN'T WORK. SURE IT'S MORE CRIMES OVERALL BUT IF THE FIRST THING WORKED IT PROLLY WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST THE ONE CRIME.
[It's logic that Stan himself has used, even if he's not sure when exactly.]
THAT'S GOOD ABOUT YOUR DAD THOUGH. HONESTLY I PROLLY WOULD'VE DONE
WELL NOT THE SAME THING I DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ROBOTS THESE DAYS BUT. TREASON AND ATTEMPTED MURDER'S NOTHING IF MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.
Yeah. If I had managed to save my dad myself at any point I would have stopped.
[He thinks. He hopes. He was pretty damn broken and angry towards the end of it, but he likes to think he would have stopped himself from going down the dark road he had done if he'd got his dad back sooner. ]
We just won't tell Fern about this one, it's fine.
[Fern knows, guys, HE KNOWS.]
I guess. That's a really weird way of putting it but...sure?
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It's probably worse than you're thinking. Between then and the attempted murder, I convinced the princess to commit treason to steal a magical artefact and when THAT didn't work, I kidnapped the queen to make her come to me to use her powers to try and fix it. And then there was the attempted murder with giant robots.
...And then I was in jail for a year and escaped and brainwashed the king and queen while she was away.
[So you know. WAY worse than originally pitched.]
I did save my dad eventually, though. Or rather Rapunzel did. The people I'd taken over the kingdom with turned out to want to raze the place to the ground. When I wouldn't cross that line, I helped her beat them. She used a new part of her magic to free him. He was fine. He's still fine.
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[It's logic that Stan himself has used, even if he's not sure when exactly.]
THAT'S GOOD ABOUT YOUR DAD THOUGH. HONESTLY I PROLLY WOULD'VE DONE
WELL NOT THE SAME THING I DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ROBOTS THESE DAYS BUT. TREASON AND ATTEMPTED MURDER'S NOTHING IF MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.
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UHH.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED A CRIME FOR THE BENEFIT OF SOMEONE ELSE EVER AND I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
IS THAT BETTER?
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[He thinks. He hopes. He was pretty damn broken and angry towards the end of it, but he likes to think he would have stopped himself from going down the dark road he had done if he'd got his dad back sooner. ]
We just won't tell Fern about this one, it's fine.
[Fern knows, guys, HE KNOWS.]
I guess. That's a really weird way of putting it but...sure?
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[Stan's committed crimes for far less important reasons than the ones Varian had.]
UGH, I THINK I STILL OWE THE KID A MEATLOAF THOUGH.
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[He just needs to not think about the Waste version of his father lying in a grave in his backyard.]
Probably, yeah. It's not smart to try and cheat him out of it. He treats meatloaf very seriously.