droptheious: (Used to be the world was too far away)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2021-06-20 12:39 am

Deer Country inbox



CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED.
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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Follow me
SHIRO Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem.
PAIMON fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ?
ZIB hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail...
FERN V?
USAGI Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything?
MELIUS Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon!
RAPUNZEL Hey, Varian? You in there?
SASUKE You're Melius' friend Varian, yes?
MAKO Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet?
AHIRU Heyyyy Varian
USAGI So, Rapunzel and Cass are here.
PETER Hey, uh, Varian!
LUZ Varian. I'm messaging you about this since...
STAN LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW
FERN hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him
FORD Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built?
FERN Uh, hey.
ZIB Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something...
USAGI VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN!
MAUL Are you still having trouble sleeping?
FERN are you made of copper and tellurium?


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
DIPPER It's pointless asking if you're okay but...
ANGE Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you.
RAPUNZEL So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about...
ADAM Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot.
KORRA So hey. Do you remember me joking that...
MAUL My corruption came back
PETER HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!!
PETER Happy birthday! It's not a lot but...
USAGI So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened.
FERN A list of Coronan/German words...
JOHN No one has ever been inside an empty room.
MAUL You never stop clapping.
ANGE You can only buy used mirrors.
K If a spoon was made of gold...
LANCE If you rip a hole in a net...
MELIUS The word swims upside down is also swims.
ORPHEUS Every time you clean something...
PETER Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'?
EDDIE Turtles can never have sleepovers because...
WU If you run in a straight line for long enough...
MAKO It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.
OSCAR While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us
RYAN Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
USAGI You know how people think snowflakes are...
DIPPER Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
BELLA History classes are only...
SHIRO Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
FERN Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?


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zib: (that I'd become someone)

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[personal profile] zib 2021-10-15 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Varian, this is Dib.

I need advice on something, and I've been told that you are one of the people I should ask about this particular thing.
zib: (I barely got enough for rent)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-20 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have experience with building or studying portals? Specifically ones that could be used to travel back and forth to other universes or dimensions, if calculated and constructed properly.
zib: (ain't got no money for the nice things)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-21 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[Hmm...]

Was it from attempting to send a person or object through it that caused it to malfunction? Or did everything start falling apart from the start when just turning it on?
zib: (ain't makin' dollars)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-23 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... in that case, perhaps it would be different attempting to build one here since this world is supposed to be "real" and not just a dream, right? There might not be as many layers between us and other universes.

... Though, rather than sending people through immediately, I will concede that even if one was successfully built, it would be best to simply do something benign like an object or even a message to transmit... and uh, not working together with demons on it, probably?
zib: (it gives you safety)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-23 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause, before Zib has an answer he feels capable of providing since Varian might not find it too weird in comparison to other things he's said lately.]

An alternate version of myself--another Dib that I met because of the portal I had invented back home.
zib: (hide in shadows)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-24 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He was... though, the last thing I remember before ending up here was that he was about to be pulled back into his own reality, so I don't know if that is still the case or not.
zib: (but at least I'm makin' sense)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-25 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That, and I had promised to help him with defeating the Zim that was in their universe. I was going to tell him how to access the means to do it that I had used for the one on my Earth.
zib: (ain't got no clue 'bout where I'm going)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-27 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... it's a lot more complicated than that.

I made the mistake of talking about the plan in front of his Zim, who then messed around with time and space and made it so that some of his experiences were passed on to all the Zims that exist across the multiverse.

... But! I can attempt to tap back further in the timeline to tell my alternate self what to do before his Zim tries to do this, then it might work out better.
zib: (well shit what now)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think that, but... for whatever reason, my reality seems to just throw it's hands up in the air and say "sure, why not" when you attempt to do anything with the timeline.

Going back like an hour is probably far easier to accomplish in comparison to... whatever Zim did to make it that every single iteration of him in every single reality has the same memory of something that should have happened in only one universe.
zib: (don't know what else to do)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-28 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No, not yet. I was just told that you and someone named "Stanford Pines" would be the best people to ask about building portals, so I didn't consider asking Fern for his thoughts on this.
zib: (can I have some of that)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-28 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? He's also met an alternate version of himself before?
zib: (oh ok)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-30 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah. He wonders if Fern's alternate is someone he hates... or if they've done something to hurt them. If so, he can relate to that given what actually happened when Zib met his own alternate...]

Okay. I'll ask him, if he doesn't mind telling me about it.
zib: (can I have some of that)

[personal profile] zib 2021-10-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha.

In the meantime though, I do appreciate the response you've given me about your experience with portals. It's given me something to think about going forward with this.