CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED. [VIDEO | AUDIO | TEXT]
[Ruddiger chitters a little more, before grabbing the Omni and hucking it across the room- giving Usagi a fun view of Varian's lab as it sails across it. There a sharp RUDDIGER! and then more chittering, before Varian sighs heavily wandering over to it, turning it back so the camera is facing him. ]
Oh, I guess I'll have to find someone else to eat these snacks, hmm? Tooooo bad, I bought them especially for a certain raccoon since his alchemist told me they're his favorite.
Buuuuut if he's not interested, I'm sure I can find some woodland creature or something to give it to.
[Varian glances at the screen, then back at the back of the lab. Then, slowly, a little paw comes and shoves his face out of the screen- so Ruddiger can peer sloooooowly at the screen. He squints at her, before chittering again.]
He says he wants to see the snacks. He thinks you're bluffing.
[And lo, Usagi not only showed the BEST of snacks but also mentioned giving it to a horse- objectively the worst of animals, in Ruddiger's opinion. He points at the apples, chittering louder. Varian exhales heavily, slouching into his seat.]
...He says don't you dare give them to a horse, it would be a waste of good apples.
Saaaa but then who could I possibly give them to~ Margays don't eat apples, after all, and my favorite raccoon doesn't want them. I just don't know what to do~
[The Omni is wrenched up by little raccoon hands, he starts chittering urgently, before hucking the stone at Varian. The teen catches it with a soft 'oof' his eyes following something moving offscreen. ]
He says he wants them and he's coming for them. Uh- good luck with that.
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Yeah, he didn't like that at all.
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I- I'm sorry Ruddiger. I still do love you. You believe that, don't you?
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He says he can't be won over that easily, he's not me- HEY! [He looks over his shoulder.] I am not won over that easily!
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Buuuuut if he's not interested, I'm sure I can find some woodland creature or something to give it to.
Maul's pets, maybe!
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He says he wants to see the snacks. He thinks you're bluffing.
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Like I said, I'm sure I can find someone else to feed these to. Maybe a horse!
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...He says don't you dare give them to a horse, it would be a waste of good apples.
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He says he wants them and he's coming for them. Uh- good luck with that.
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