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	FERN	Follow me
	SHIRO	Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem.
	PAIMON	fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ?
	ZIB	hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail...
	FERN	V?
	USAGI	Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything?
	MELIUS	Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon!
	RAPUNZEL	Hey, Varian? You in there?
	SASUKE	You're Melius' friend Varian, yes?
	MAKO	Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet?
	AHIRU	Heyyyy Varian
	USAGI	So, Rapunzel and Cass are here.
	PETER	Hey, uh, Varian!
	LUZ	Varian. I'm messaging you about this since...
	STAN	LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW
	FERN	hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him
	FORD	Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built?
	FERN	Uh, hey.
	ZIB	Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something...
	USAGI	VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN!
	MAUL	Are you still having trouble sleeping?
	FERN	are you made of copper and tellurium?

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	DIPPER	It's pointless asking if you're okay but...
	ANGE	Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you.
	RAPUNZEL	So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about...
	ADAM	Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot.
	KORRA	So hey. Do you remember me joking that...
	MAUL	My corruption came back
	PETER	HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!!
	PETER	Happy birthday! It's not a lot but...
	USAGI	So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened.
	FERN	A list of Coronan/German words...
	JOHN	No one has ever been inside an empty room.
	MAUL	You never stop clapping.
	ANGE	You can only buy used mirrors.
	K	If a spoon was made of gold...
	LANCE	If you rip a hole in a net...
	MELIUS	The word swims upside down is also swims.
	ORPHEUS	Every time you clean something...
	PETER	Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'?
	EDDIE	Turtles can never have sleepovers because...
	WU	If you run in a straight line for long enough...
	MAKO	It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.
	OSCAR	While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us
	RYAN	Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
	USAGI	You know how people think snowflakes are...
	DIPPER	Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
	BELLA	History classes are only...
	SHIRO	Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
	FERN	Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?