droptheious: (Used to be the world was too far away)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2021-06-20 12:39 am

Deer Country inbox



CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED.
[VIDEO | AUDIO | TEXT]


 
FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Follow me
SHIRO Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem.
PAIMON fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ?
ZIB hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail...
FERN V?
USAGI Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything?
MELIUS Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon!
RAPUNZEL Hey, Varian? You in there?
SASUKE You're Melius' friend Varian, yes?
MAKO Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet?
AHIRU Heyyyy Varian
USAGI So, Rapunzel and Cass are here.
PETER Hey, uh, Varian!
LUZ Varian. I'm messaging you about this since...
STAN LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW
FERN hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him
FORD Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built?
FERN Uh, hey.
ZIB Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something...
USAGI VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN!
MAUL Are you still having trouble sleeping?
FERN are you made of copper and tellurium?


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
DIPPER It's pointless asking if you're okay but...
ANGE Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you.
RAPUNZEL So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about...
ADAM Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot.
KORRA So hey. Do you remember me joking that...
MAUL My corruption came back
PETER HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!!
PETER Happy birthday! It's not a lot but...
USAGI So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened.
FERN A list of Coronan/German words...
JOHN No one has ever been inside an empty room.
MAUL You never stop clapping.
ANGE You can only buy used mirrors.
K If a spoon was made of gold...
LANCE If you rip a hole in a net...
MELIUS The word swims upside down is also swims.
ORPHEUS Every time you clean something...
PETER Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'?
EDDIE Turtles can never have sleepovers because...
WU If you run in a straight line for long enough...
MAKO It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.
OSCAR While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us
RYAN Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
USAGI You know how people think snowflakes are...
DIPPER Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
BELLA History classes are only...
SHIRO Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
FERN Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?


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fusrodaaaah: (??????)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-02-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
O-oh. I... I'm sorry.

[He may have missed that due to hiding in a bush. Or just. Hiding in general.]

I didn't say that! [Which means yes.]
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-02-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
... and. Not hide...?

[In a bush? Maybe he shouldn't hide in bushes like this, hm???]

[He fidgets. Hesitates. Tries to lift his hand to pick his scales, then abruptly switches to the other hand.]


He... he won't be... punished?
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-02-25 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, right. He's not on his own anymore. He's not in the middle of Skyrim trying not to die every five minutes. Somehow, that's still hard to accept.]

R-right. I... I know that. I think.

[Why does he have horns. He wants to pull a cloak over his head. Hide while walking.]

... He... um. I .. I don't... think there was... property damage. [Because he'd run like a dumbass.] I...

It... was at the party. Bigby.
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-02-27 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I... okay.

[He knows, logically. But there's only so much you can logically recognize when your brain doesn't want to agree.]

[There's a strangled sort of hum out of him. It's an agreement, of course. Because he can't really say no...]


I um. I don't. I don't know. I just - I haven't. Looked at the network.
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-02-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it okay? Is it? It doesn't seem like it's okay! He doesn't flinch away from the physical contact, though.]

O-oh. That's. That's good. Right?
fusrodaaaah: (pensive lizard thoughts)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-03-02 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Like... like back in the other town.

[That had been the rallying cry of the Sleepers then too. While Melius hid in the woods. Again.]

All - all right. I'm - I'm afraid. To.
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-03-05 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Right... right.

[Good, so Varian can check in. Melius can bury himself somewhere again. He ducks his head.]

I'm sorry.
fusrodaaaah: (pensive lizard thoughts)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-03-07 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah. Yeah, I... I know.

[But he did a hilariously stupid thing, so.]

Okay.
fusrodaaaah: (oh ok that's fine i guess)

[personal profile] fusrodaaaah 2022-03-09 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Okay um. I think... Sakura... does that. The healing.

[At least he's pretty sure she'd mentioned that once or twice. But if not, he'll still be heading toward the house, and, therefore, people who can stitch.]



Thank you.