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Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2021-06-20 12:39 am

Deer Country inbox



CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED.
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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Follow me
SHIRO Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem.
PAIMON fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ?
ZIB hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail...
FERN V?
USAGI Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything?
MELIUS Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon!
RAPUNZEL Hey, Varian? You in there?
SASUKE You're Melius' friend Varian, yes?
MAKO Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet?
AHIRU Heyyyy Varian
USAGI So, Rapunzel and Cass are here.
PETER Hey, uh, Varian!
LUZ Varian. I'm messaging you about this since...
STAN LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW
FERN hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him
FORD Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built?
FERN Uh, hey.
ZIB Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something...
USAGI VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN!
MAUL Are you still having trouble sleeping?
FERN are you made of copper and tellurium?


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
DIPPER It's pointless asking if you're okay but...
ANGE Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you.
RAPUNZEL So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about...
ADAM Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot.
KORRA So hey. Do you remember me joking that...
MAUL My corruption came back
PETER HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!!
PETER Happy birthday! It's not a lot but...
USAGI So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened.
FERN A list of Coronan/German words...
JOHN No one has ever been inside an empty room.
MAUL You never stop clapping.
ANGE You can only buy used mirrors.
K If a spoon was made of gold...
LANCE If you rip a hole in a net...
MELIUS The word swims upside down is also swims.
ORPHEUS Every time you clean something...
PETER Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'?
EDDIE Turtles can never have sleepovers because...
WU If you run in a straight line for long enough...
MAKO It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.
OSCAR While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us
RYAN Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
USAGI You know how people think snowflakes are...
DIPPER Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
BELLA History classes are only...
SHIRO Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
FERN Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?


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[personal profile] prodigalhairess 2022-02-10 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rapunzel can't hide a giggle at that. Good, this is good - just focus on the positive, so the negative doesn't drag you down.

She knows now that she can't ignore the negative, and she's really not. But if she only focuses on that, she's only going to think about all the ways this can go wrong. And if she goes into talking to Cass like that, then she's sure she's gonna mess up somehow. So instead she'll focus on thinking ahead, when she knows things will get better.]


Good!! Oh man, they're gonna get along really well because of that, huh? [It'll be like Vardaros all over again. Rapunzel had been a bit thrown off back then, with how different everyone was, but... Cass being able to find Her People was kind of refreshing to see. It's good that there's something like that for her here, too.] Did I ever tell you about that time Cass pulled out a giant axe that was twice as tall as she was?
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[personal profile] prodigalhairess 2022-02-14 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Really! I mean, I knew she was strong before, but I didn't know it was to that level! And she was able to pull it all the way up close to the bottom!

[Even after so long, that giant axe is still so wild to her.]

Honestly, what I wonder is how she got it up to my room all the way from hers. That's a pretty long trip with something that big, and I'm not sure it could even fit in any of the secret passages.
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[personal profile] prodigalhairess 2022-02-15 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[That... actually gets Rapunzel to pause. Really pause and think.]

... Maybe Cass had some kind of special powers even before all of this.

[She says it so seriously, it's hard to tell if Rapunzel legitimately believes this, or if she's joking.]

That's the only explanation for being able to sneak by Crowley, right???
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[personal profile] prodigalhairess 2022-02-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Brrrr. That sends a chill down Rapunzel's spine. Still, she manages to laugh, even if it's a little at Varian's misfortune.]

I think that's kind of a good thing, actually! Not her being mad!! But I mean... that she didn't stay mad at you. In a way, that just shows how much she cares!

[... Trust Rapunzel to see the bright point in even an intimidating situation.]
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[personal profile] prodigalhairess 2022-02-22 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... Hm. Or maybe she just wants you to think she's biding her time. Maybe she's not planning on doing anything but knows that you might worry she is.

[Cass is... sneaky and kinda mean like that. But a funny kind of mean.]