droptheious: (Used to be the world was too far away)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote2021-06-20 12:39 am

Deer Country inbox



CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THROUGH TO RUDDIGER. PLEASE LEAVE FOOD AT THE END OF THE BEEP. MESSAGES CANNOT BE GUARANTEED DELIVERY IF FOOD IS NOT PROVIDED.
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FROM:
SUBJECT:
FERN Follow me
SHIRO Varian -Have you heard of 'Mother Mercy'? We might have a problem.
PAIMON fern's mate ,. are you conscious. ?
ZIB hey you know how you suddenly grew horns and a tail...
FERN V?
USAGI Hey, Vivi. Are you... how are holding up after... everything?
MELIUS Ahraan! Faaz! Hi kos fahdon!
RAPUNZEL Hey, Varian? You in there?
SASUKE You're Melius' friend Varian, yes?
MAKO Hey. It's Mako. You been out to the sea ice yet?
AHIRU Heyyyy Varian
USAGI So, Rapunzel and Cass are here.
PETER Hey, uh, Varian!
LUZ Varian. I'm messaging you about this since...
STAN LOOK I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT WE ARE BEING SLANDERED RIGHT NOW
FERN hey, so i made this bet with Stan about you and him
FORD Varian, have you been contacted by someone asking about the portals we built?
FERN Uh, hey.
ZIB Hi Varian, this is Dib. I need advice on something...
USAGI VARIAN! WANNA MEET MY OMEN!
MAUL Are you still having trouble sleeping?
FERN are you made of copper and tellurium?


 
TO:
SUBJECT:
DIPPER It's pointless asking if you're okay but...
ANGE Hey, Ange. Just checking in on you.
RAPUNZEL So. Hey. I learned a fun thing about...
ADAM Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot.
KORRA So hey. Do you remember me joking that...
MAUL My corruption came back
PETER HEY. Hey Peter! I found a meme!!!
PETER Happy birthday! It's not a lot but...
USAGI So. Fern being human sure was a thing that happened.
FERN A list of Coronan/German words...
JOHN No one has ever been inside an empty room.
MAUL You never stop clapping.
ANGE You can only buy used mirrors.
K If a spoon was made of gold...
LANCE If you rip a hole in a net...
MELIUS The word swims upside down is also swims.
ORPHEUS Every time you clean something...
PETER Is the letter S or C silent in the word 'scent'?
EDDIE Turtles can never have sleepovers because...
WU If you run in a straight line for long enough...
MAKO It's impossible to touch any reflection that isn't your own.
OSCAR While we sleep our brains make stories that scare us
RYAN Beef jerky is just a cow raisin
USAGI You know how people think snowflakes are...
DIPPER Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
BELLA History classes are only...
SHIRO Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
FERN Did you know you did an Arthurian Legend?


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retsuden: ([新伝] 14)

[personal profile] retsuden 2022-01-31 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He's fine. I think. I haven't talked to him in a couple of days, but I did convince him to move into a home with me. So no more tents.

He said you were also an alchemist. Is that correct?
retsuden: ([新伝] 16)

[personal profile] retsuden 2022-02-02 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I told him we both couldn't live in tents forever and that I found a house and we were moving into it.

[ Apparently ordering instead of asking was all that was needed??? He probably just scared him into it. ]

The home I acquired for us has a shop beneath it which is currently not being used. I've been trying to tell him to sell his potions, but I think it might be more effective if another alchemist would be using the shop as well. Or was at least willing to pretend to, if you aren't interested in actually working there.
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[personal profile] retsuden 2022-02-04 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I'm not afraid of dealing with the jerks. Oh, how he suddenly appreciates you, small fancy boy. Difficult customers were his largest concern with Melius selling anything to anyone. ]

Good. I'm glad. I've nothing I can contribute to the shop itself, so it's relieving to know he has someone who can help him with the mechanics of it.
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[personal profile] retsuden 2022-02-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kinda" feels like an understatement.

If anyone seems particularly unruly, I won't be far. I may have on experience when it comes to sales, but I've had plenty when it comes to taking care of problems.