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I do get it, I know there's not a lot of people here who've experienced that. Prison I mean. I didn't ever envision STAN would be the one for that. But maybe having some distance from the person I'm talking to might help?
I am sure. I know you're gonna worry about it anyway, but just... don't too much, okay?
[Please look after yourself, boyfriend.]
No, he definitely won't. I don't think Stan is actually capable of doing that. And that's definitely the last thing I want.
[Fern knows only too well that Varian doesn't want sympathy when it comes to his past. He was a terrible person who did terrible things. No point pretending otherwise. It was insulting to the people he hurt to do that.]
He really isn't. I'm not convinced he's actually capable of coddling. But I do know he cares about the twins and Ford A LOT. And you. He really cares about you.
Did you just do a leg joke to prove yourself right? GASP.
[He probably did a shitty leg joke himself when they woke up this morning, do not take him seriously, Fern. He's trying to divert from the fact the list is utterly accurate in every way. ]
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I don't know if I trust Stan to talk about that I do get what you mean though. How much did you tell him?
[He doesn't think Fern would give any actual details, but he needs to know what he's working with here. ]
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that you got caught and didn't just turn yourself in
but that's all
um
sorry
i don't think Stan cares but i know you do
i probably shouldn't have put it down on the list at all
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I do get it, I know there's not a lot of people here who've experienced that. Prison I mean. I didn't ever envision STAN would be the one for that. But maybe having some distance from the person I'm talking to might help?
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if you're sure
[Nope, nope, he's just going to keep feeling bad about this, because that's who he is.]
it might
i mean, i hope it does
he won't treat you with kid gloves either
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[Please look after yourself, boyfriend.]
No, he definitely won't. I don't think Stan is actually capable of doing that. And that's definitely the last thing I want.
[Fern knows only too well that Varian doesn't want sympathy when it comes to his past. He was a terrible person who did terrible things. No point pretending otherwise. It was insulting to the people he hurt to do that.]
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i'll do my best not to
[He'll try.]
right
i know you wouldn't
he's not the type to coddle people
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He really isn't. I'm not convinced he's actually capable of coddling. But I do know he cares about the twins and Ford A LOT. And you. He really cares about you.
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that's why both of those things are on my list ;)
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Okay but I'm still not convinced EVERYTHING on this list is legitimate.
Probably.
[He knows they are but he can't just LOSE!!!]
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it all totally is
you don't have a leg to stand on
(ha ha)
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Did you just do a leg joke to prove yourself right? GASP.
[He probably did a shitty leg joke himself when they woke up this morning, do not take him seriously, Fern. He's trying to divert from the fact the list is utterly accurate in every way. ]
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maybe
maybe i did
i guess the only thing you can do now is prove me wrong, huh
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...
Well.
I WILL.
You just watch me do that.
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good luck
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[He is not. He's already lost. This is absolutely Fern's victory. ]