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Deerlybeloved: Trienemybest
Varian / 17 / M / Bi

Who couldn't love a tiny feral alchemist with a dark past? Sure, he's a little rough around the edges, but he will think you shine like a carbon allotrope. He will stick to you like cyanoacrylate and you'll feel the electricity flowing between you like a galvanic cell. Be the acid to his litmus paper and turn him bright red when he finds you more attractive than francium. He must be made of copper and tellurium because he's a CuTe.

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[littlelikeroses]

but benny's way better!!!!!

oh ooooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
did he write good books?
i wanna read it sometime
maybe thats how he got people to read his book

[droptheious]

I guess I'll have to take your word on that one.

I guess? They were mostly plays and they're all really famous. I'm pretty sure they were famous just because they were masterpieces. Not because of spears.

[littlelikeroses]

wait have you never had benny???

but spears had a little bit to do with it right??
everythings better with spears

[droptheious]

Probably not???

I think he might of has prop spears in some of his plays. I didn't pay that much attention.

[littlelikeroses]

you gotta fix that
like right away
tomorrow at breakfast

uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh does he have a book??? or a movie of the book?????
i gotta find out if hes got spears

[droptheious]

Okay, okay. Tomrrow at breakfast.

Yes. It has to be a book. Books are cool.

[littlelikeroses]

u promise???

books are the best
yang reads me books every night
and i read em too

[droptheious]

We'll see.

[Because she might be back to normal tomorrow, or he might be changed, or any number of things could have happened. Varian doesn't make promises he knows he can't keep, so bitty Ruby will have to be content with a "we'll see".]

She did? What sort of books did she read you?

[littlelikeroses]

yeah you gonna eat em and be like wowowow these are so much better than omelettes benny is the bestest

all kinds! stories of knights princes and princesses from dragons and all sorts of monsters
big pirate adventures where they get all the booty and see sea monsters and mermaids
heroes doing hero stuff and being amazing
im gonna do all the stuff when i get big too

[droptheious]

Big selection there. I know the library and the book store in town has those kinds of books. If you're interested. Maybe Yang can read some to you. Is she still there?

[littlelikeroses]

yeah
shes here but shes all big and stuff its weird
is that what happens when you eat vegatables???
she wouldnt let go of me so i had to hide under the bed to get away
i can still hear her moving around down there

[droptheious]

Big as she is, I'm sure she'd still happily read you a story if you ask her. And yes, that is what happens when you eat your vegetables. You don't need to hide from her, she's still your sister.

Just. Older. Right now.

[littlelikeroses]

im only hiding because shes gonna smother me
shes all yooooooour so cuuuuuuute and wont let go
shes gonna crush me
im in danger
i cant believe she betrayed me and ate all those veggies




but i would like to hear a story

[droptheious]

It's okay, she's only trying to crush you because she loves you, probably.

See? And I bet she has the best stories. You're just gonna have to live with a little crushing for them.