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Deerlybeloved: Trienemybest
Varian / 17 / M / Bi

Who couldn't love a tiny feral alchemist with a dark past? Sure, he's a little rough around the edges, but he will think you shine like a carbon allotrope. He will stick to you like cyanoacrylate and you'll feel the electricity flowing between you like a galvanic cell. Be the acid to his litmus paper and turn him bright red when he finds you more attractive than francium. He must be made of copper and tellurium because he's a CuTe.

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text; un: fern

[laminae]

dude your profile changed
it's even more confusing now

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Oh wow.

There are so many more science puns now. So many. And more pictures? Where is she getting the pictures from?

[laminae]

i have no idea
mine's got new pictures too
yours are a lot nicer

are those seriously science puns and not just a bunch of random letters smashes together?

[droptheious]

Really? Let me go see.

[Well, that was a disaster. He's just gonna... breeze past that.]

They are all definitely science puns, yes. Mostly chemisty ones.

[laminae]

[Good job, Varian.]

dog they look fake
can you explain all of them?

[droptheious]

[He's a pro.]

They're not fake, they're real things. I told you about the carbon allotrope twice now. I'm not doing that one again. But sure, okay, science lesson with Varian on his awful, awful dating profile, why not. I'm gonna use small words:

- Cyanoacrylate - It's glue. It's literally glue.
- Galvanic cell - It's a cell that can generate electricity. Kind of. It's complicated and it involves even more complicated processes and bigger words. I think she means there will be sparks.

God I hate this.

- Litmus paper turns red when it's dipped in acid.
- Francium is an element that attracts a lot of electrons. It's actually super dangerous but I think she means the other kind of attractive.
- The periodic symbol for Copper is Cu the symbol for Tellurium is Te. Put them together and you get CuTe. Like "cutie" har har har.

Thus concludes the most awkward science lesson ever.

1/2

[laminae]

oh huh
those are really funny
your profile is pretty clever

[laminae]

[And because he's a dumbass....]

TheGreenKnight sent you a flirt!

[droptheious]

[Oh my god why is this happening to them. They should not be let loose on a dating app. They can bearly handle this in person.]

Well. That's there.

And yeah. I guess it is pretty funny. Very science-y at least.

[laminae]

[Well he regrets doing that. Sort of. Kind of.




He's... got mixed feelings, here.]

yeeep it is
sorry man

yeah
so you've got some good science puns and some nice photos
that's not so bad right?

[droptheious]

[Varian doesn't hate it at least. It just makes him feel so very awkward. He's dealing with a lot of awkward lately. ]

It's okay. I don't mind.

I mean. I'd rather it didn't exist at all? I don't need a dating profile. I bearly have a grasp on any of this already as you well know.

[laminae]

ha ha
that's valid
i'd delete mine if i could

[droptheious]

But I guess we're stuck with them. At least we know everyone has to deal with these and not just us. That makes me feel a little better.

[laminae]

yeah
and who knows, maybe there are some people around here with more embarrassing ones than ours

[droptheious]

That's a good point! Logistically there have to be more embarrassing ones than ours. I mean, ours are just punny- in the grand scheme of things they're not THAT bad. Maybe we got lucky.

[laminae]

right!! i bet if we looked we could find a bunch that are way worse than some stupid science and plant puns

[He is desperately hoping that's the case, at least.]

[droptheious]

Oh we absolutely can.

[Naturally, he's going to go looking. Naturally. ]

Look at Mako's!

[laminae]

[Naturally.]

ok yeah that one's pretty bad

wait


did he seriously date all his friends?

[droptheious]

I don't know, I've never asked him. Has he ever mentioned any of them to you?

[laminae]

ummm he's friends with Korra
and Wu
and someone named Asami?
he never mentioned dating any of them, but if that profile is true....

[droptheious]

Wasn't Wu one of the people singing in the party? The really excitable guy?

[He vaguely remembers that being a thing.]

Mako always comes across as kind of socially awkward. But maybe he's secretly really good at dating?

[laminae]

yeah! he's a king back home
really cool

maybe?
i remember Wu said he wasn't sure if he was friends with Mako
maybe they had a bad break up or something
or Mako just like
dating all of them?

[droptheious]

Huh. A king. Interesting.

[His track record with kings isn't... great.]

Oh wow. Maybe? That would make sense. That feeling. I never really thought to ask Mako about this love life before. Maybe he DID date all of them.

[laminae]

[Get on board with kings, Varian!]

i never did either
for him or Wu or Korra, when she was here
dang i bet he did
he's a handsome guy and he's got sick fire powers

[droptheious]

[No, Fred's the worst!!!]

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe he really is a dark horse. If that's the case, he'll probably find someone to date in town in no time flat. And hey, it IS still a worse Deerlybloeved than either of ours.