[He's super doomed and he's not doing himself any favours here. Varian snorts in amusement as Fern starts hacking away at the goop. ]

C'mon, since when has that ever worked on-

[And then Fern just digs his entire foot into the ground and pulls the entire goop with him. Also, he says science is dumb which is super rude and Fighting Words. ]

That is not what you- I don't!!!!! Oh, that's it, that's rude and incorrect!! You're going down!!

[The's a ker-clunk and another alchemy bomb comes sailing out- you gonna be able to dodge with that gunky leg, boyo? ]