Hahaha- oh, god no. The first time I tried to kiss him, I ended up choking on a mouthful of grass.

[Romantic, it definitely was not.]

We're good at that, too. Listening to each other. We've been best friends way longer than we've been dating, we got the whole communication thing down to a fine art by now. And it's ok, he gave me a dictionary for all the Ooo slang.

...But yeah, I know. And I know Fern would never rush me on that. I know he's pretty volatile in... almost everything, but he's always patient with me with the whole... romance thing.