Oh yeah, he never gives up I'll give him that. Probably because he knows where all the food is.

[And also love. That too. Varian was not expecting the sneak attack and frankly Ruby is vasty a better combatant than his skinny short ass. He lets out a muffled "braglwa!" as suddenly he is noogied into defeat.

So cruel. To be defeated so young. So tragic.

Still, he does let out a proper laugh at this- probably more so than he has for a good long while, trying to fight her off with infective arm-flailing. ]

Okay, okay! Uncle uncle!! You win!